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JarlFrank

I like Thief THIS much
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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
lol a pal sent this to me and I fell for it

damn :lol:
 

RK47

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Havoc

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Grab the Codex by the pussy Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Wasteland 2 Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Wrath
I still don't get why people would want to buy a game that's actually incomplete, when they can a better deal by using the HD mod.
 

FeelTheRads

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I don't have enough time to play all those campaigns Zaxx. I want a bit of HOMM 3. Not a marathon. I have other games to play. I might as well get the most modern looking version.

Steamtards in a nutshell: I don't want to actually play games, I just want to throw my money away.

You know... i will ignore the lack of expansions issue for a moment.
Heroes III was a great classic and a very good game like 16 years ago.
By today's standards, it's quite shallow and gets old after an hour of gameplay.
It's just not very deep and i found myself bored hording monsters every new week. Because that's what the "end-game" content of the map is all about... hording more and more monsters... amazing

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Today's standards, man. They're a high mountain to climb.
 
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RK47

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That steam thread starter is Steam Lv 0 and has set his profile to Private.
He could be a corporate plant.
 

DramaticPopcorn

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When your profile is private, your steam level is displayed as 0.

HE COULD BE LEVEL 999 FOR ALL WE KNOW
 
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There's a bunch of BRs there, too. Força, macacada! Taca-lhe pau nesses gringo! :ehue:

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pippin

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I would be surprised if the #1 spot wasn't occupied by a hikikomori.
Edit: well, this person plays Earth games, so there's that.
 

Caim

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Come on GW, stop handing your licence to people who make microtransaction-based drivel and have people who put some actual effort into their stuff make games, such as a Space Marine team, the DoW folks and the Eternal Crusade people. And why's this game three times more expensive on Steam than it is on mobile platforms?

Also, what currency is that p? Does it stand for Potato? Because that's a lot of Potato for in-game currency.
 

Angthoron

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So how does this work in a singleplayer game? What's going to prevent things like memory editing?
 
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"I'd like to report a bug, I'm poking the screen and nothing is happening!"

Apparently it's a clone of another game (Army of Darkness) with 300's sound files pasted on top. And the enemies are skeletons, not zombies. I think I'm gonna install and play this monstrosity before it's deleted :lol:
 

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