NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Drax]

Ok, which one of you fags wrote this?

 

[Sam Ecorners]

that's a very popular meme these days. shit's all over jewtube

 

[Infinitron]

Apparently, this is fake/viral marketing for the game: http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2p35gi/overworked_game_developer_gets_revenge_by/

 

[AngryEddy]

Apparently, this is fake/viral marketing for the game: http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2p35gi/overworked_game_developer_gets_revenge_by/

Such lovely people involved in game development. I can only hope the cunt responsible for this marketing scheme spills piping hot coffee in his lap and his genitals are burned so badly the doctors have to amputate and replace his dick with his thumb.

 

[Baron Dupek]

After working all days in closed room for all days (almost never in home=thinking if his partner started cheating), multiple crunching, always being too late, constant "it was for yesterday" with work filled with bugs and being cute corporate drone everyone go nuts, no matter who they were before.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Thanks for that Infinitron

I had questioned the validity of the video myself since Apple seem more anal about censorship in games on their platform than Nintendo, as the recent Papers, Please newspiece demonstrated.

It's still funny to watch, though. Makes me wonder what kind of idiot would want to buy a game after watching the video.

 

[Perkel]

What happens when a 21st-century kid plays through video game history in chronological order?

https://medium.com/message/playing-with-my-son-e5226ff0a7c3

Probably the same thing that happens with my son: "That's old! I don't play/watch/listen to something from before I was born! That's crap!"
ME: [tears in my eyes] "Someday, my child, your own son will tell you that everything (older than he) is shit old stuff sucks!"

Problem here is that no one made you play those games. You played them on your own.

First thing i would do to humanity as a god:

I would kill all people telling someone that they should do xyz or you missed something you need to go back.

Problem with older games also is that they need to compete with newer games. Which hurts them especially in therms of graphic and UI design.

 

[Destroid]

Problem with older games also is that they need to compete with newer games. Which hurts them especially in therms of graphic and UI design.

Have you played new games lately? Good releases are very few and far between, lucky to get 2 or 3 good games in a year.

 

[TheGreatOne]

https://medium.com/message/playing-with-my-son-e5226ff0a7c3

imo he fucked up the kid with consoles, should have gone with 1990's pc gaming.

That's common practise in KWA these days. Neogaf hipster parents making their kids "appreciate the classics" by making them play NES/SNES/Genesis. Nothing wrong with that, plenty of games with no handholding, high challenge and good design there, but like you said most of those people who complain about modern AAA games and long after the good old days engaged in little to no PC gaming back in the day and to them retro nostalgia almost exclusively about 8/16-bit platformers with a bit of Zelda on the side, Atari 2600 and Doom if you're lucky. They likely won't even talk to their kids about arcade games or make them play systems like Master System, Turbografx-16, Neo Geo or Saturn. Only the "mainstream" of retro gamign.

Though I've seen pictures from couple of parents who have entire rooms dedicated to gaming with real arcade cabinets and retro PC gaming stations where their little kids play classic computer RPGs, old FPS games, fighting games and bullet hell shoot em ups

 

[Soilent Green]

He is kinda right, you know. Most old stuff sucks. The catch is teaching him most current and future stuff sucks as well.

True. The problem is, he thinks shit on youtube is funny, and always wants my wife and I to watch it with him. He is then "shocked" when I call it shit.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[Norfleet]

My son Eliot was born in 2004 — the year of Half-Life 2, Doom 3, and the launch of the Nintendo DS. By the time he was born, video games were a $26B industry.
I love games, and I genuinely wanted Eliot to love and appreciate them too. So, here was my experiment:

What happens when a 21st-century kid plays through video game history in chronological order?

https://medium.com/message/playing-with-my-son-e5226ff0a7c3

That's nothing. I've completely destroyed a 6 year old's capacity for fun such that it thinks memorizing Wikkapedia and filling out the taxes is entertainment, and hates fun even more than me. Fun is stupid and sucks, it's time to farm some more gold!

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Artist Imagines BioShock, Zelda, And Mario As Pulp Noir Novels.

 

[Drax]

Artist Imagines BioShock, Zelda, And Mario As Pulp Noir Novels.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Artist Imagines BioShock, Zelda, And Mario As Pulp Noir Novels.

 

[PlanHex]

Don't really get the Bioshock one. Wasn't Burial at Sea already pushing the noir angle pretty heavily?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

It's just fanart. The others are straight parodies of the genre.

Link here, btw:

http://astoralexander.deviantart.com/art/Burial-At-Sea-50-s-paperback-410747895

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Birgirpall on a good day.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

We need ambulance and a huge magnet .

Where are these guys from anyway? I can't decode the language they are speaking.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Where are these guys from anyway? I can't decode the language they are speaking.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

These are some very hard to learn names of cities to pronounce.

 

[Cyberarmy]

I won't even try to pronounce most of them.

 

[Borelli]

Saudarkrokur? Do Sardaukar from Dune live there?:D

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Saudarkrokur? Do Sardaukar from Dune live there?:D

Skip to 1:08.

There's also a part 1, but I'm too lazy to link it.