NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Average Manatee]

(This game was made for the PewDiePie Jam... Not much more than 72 hours have been spent developing it)

W, S, A, D and Left Click to fire.

Press 1 and 2 to switch weapons.

Super Wolfenstein 3D is a loving reimagining of the classic Wolfenstein 3D game by ID Software, but with the big difference of it having realistic physics.

If the state of the art physics of the original game wasn't enough physics for you, then this is the reimagining of Wolfenstein 3D that you've been waiting for!

All the glitches! All the Nazis! All the physics!

This game was made for the Indies VS PewDiePie jam. The main downloadable is a slightly updated build with a lot of gameplay kinks smoothed out. It's a LOT more fun now (though the final baddie can't have his guns disarmed).

This game was made by Free Lives. We develop the game "Broforce" most days.

Sweet video clip of the game in action: http://gfycat.com/MixedSpotlessBluefish

http://gamejolt.com/games/shooter/super-wolfenstein-hd-now-with-realistic-physics/39194/

I suddenly feel a disturbing void in my life that can only be filled by shooting nazis point blank in the face while they struggle on the floor unable to stand up. Why is this not a thing?

Also discovering that, after throwing knives into my enemy's face, I could beat the knife out of their face with my shovel in order to pick it up and reuse it was quite entertaining.

10/10 worth every penny.

 

[Night Goat]

Likes cool games, crafts nice thingies, looks super cute. This must be a trap...

Obligatory:

 

[Luzur]

http://blamethe1st.blogspot.com/
"I recognize no sovereign but God. No king but Jesus. No princess but Celestia."

No wait, let me rephrase that


And I thought that MLP fandom consisted entirely of SJWs

I'm a Libertarian. Christian. Brony. I believe in Life, Liberty, and Ponies!

I recognize no sovereign but God. No king but Jesus. No princess but Celestia.

I'm Anti-State. Anti-War. Pro-Market. Pro-Christian. And Pro-Pony.

I'm a graduate in English, and a minor in journalism.

This blog contains my opinions on news, politics, and life in general.

As an American citizen, I'm entitled to my First Amendment rights, and I'm not afraid to use them.

Don’t like my opinion? Don’t blame me. Blame the 1st!

:kwafuckyeah:

 

[Jaesun]

Gamasutra retweeted
Meggan Scavio ‏@megganpez 38m38 minutes ago
Watch Ralph Baer receive the Pioneer Award at the 2008 Game Developers Choice Awards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oABQkmOqi0&index=13&list=PL52F3945290EAF15B… We'll miss you

 

[Murk]

apparently Hideo Kojima wasn't allowed into the after-party at the VGA show thing; naughty dog also left

https://archive.today/7izss

lul

 

[toro]

apparently Hideo Kojima wasn't allowed into the after-party at the VGA show thing; naughty dog also left

https://archive.today/7izss

lul

Kojima's Twitter: They didn't let us in to after party due to the dress codes. Sneakers not allowed. Naughty Dog team also left because of that.

link

Edit: Sorry for duplicate post. I did not click on your link.

 

[Night Goat]

Geoff Keighley Attempting to Light The Game Awards 2014 Stage on Fire For the Insurance Money

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[pippin]

now I want a Doom themed mod for XCOM

 

[LundB]

I hate that this is even a thing.

 

[Havoc]

The butthurt was/is epic.

 

[lightbane]

now I want a Doom themed mod for XCOM

The closest thing you can find is the Piratez! mod for Open-Xcom, IIRC it has Doom enemies as an easter egg.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

The butthurt was/is epic.

Even funnier because the other contestants were all white men. I guess there would be butthurt either way

 

[Kane]

evdk, give me your PO box.

 

[Jaesun]

Ron 'C64' Gilbert ‏@grumpygamer 33s34 seconds ago
What San Francisco is calling a massive storm is what back in Seattle we'd call Thursday.

 

[Infinitron]

Ron 'C64' Gilbert ‏@grumpygamer 33s34 seconds ago
What San Francisco is calling a massive storm is what back in Seattle we'd call Thursday.

Do I detect a subtext here?

 

[Tzaero]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Does that count as cosplay?

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[warpig]

My son Eliot was born in 2004 — the year of Half-Life 2, Doom 3, and the launch of the Nintendo DS. By the time he was born, video games were a $26B industry.
I love games, and I genuinely wanted Eliot to love and appreciate them too. So, here was my experiment:

What happens when a 21st-century kid plays through video game history in chronological order?

https://medium.com/message/playing-with-my-son-e5226ff0a7c3

 

[Soilent Green]

What happens when a 21st-century kid plays through video game history in chronological order?

https://medium.com/message/playing-with-my-son-e5226ff0a7c3

Probably the same thing that happens with my son: "That's old! I don't play/watch/listen to something from before I was born! That's crap!"
ME: [tears in my eyes] "Someday, my child, your own son will tell you that everything (older than he) is shit old stuff sucks!"

 

[warpig]

imo he fucked up the kid with consoles, should have gone with 1990's pc gaming.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Probably the same thing that happens with my son: "That's old! I don't play/watch/listen to something from before I was born! That's crap!"
ME: [tears in my eyes] "Someday, my child, your own son will tell you that everything (older than he) is shit old stuff sucks!"

He is kinda right, you know. Most old stuff sucks. The catch is teaching him most current and future stuff sucks as well.

 

[SCO]

And that there is more old stuff, so there is more stuff that doesn't suck in the old stuff.