NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Average Manatee]

Tell us more about Russian VNs, Grimwulf

On second thought. You know what, you brought it on yourself! That will teach you to ask me about russian shit.

This is Валет Плетей. Not translated, hopefully never will. Video novel / Life Sim / RPG / sandbox with no endgoal. All-time favourite on russian anonymous boards.

Fuck. Can't find a single safe for work screen. Well, here's one, more or less:

Spoiler

In this game you play as slave master. You can buy, train, sell, rape, kill, torture, develop and do all kind of crazy shit with slaves. Be it 80-year old granny or 12-year old boys.

Spoiler

Never played it, believe it or not. The title of the game, however, is on the first page of russian 4chan at almost any time. Reading people stories about playing this game tells a lot about dat fkn country.

Don't even ask me to translate what are the "stats" of that slave-boy on screenshot.

There's definitely a translated version, it's been posted on /v/

edit: nvm

 

[Grimwulf]

You're wrong, it's fully translated.

There's definitely a translated version, it's been posted on /v/

Who the fuck does that? What monster translates all that russian shit and spreads this cancer across the world?!

 

[Tehdagah]

Sounds like LP material ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Translating random comment from Валет Плетей:

Random User: Hey, wtf! My slave girl has fallen in coma! I've only hit her with a whip a couple of times. I've tried to do reanimation surgery three times on her, I even gave her FOOD! She is even barely fuckable right now. Just laying there motionless, like a tree stump.
Game Developer: Just get rid of her.

You won't believe the amount of possible BUILDS in this game. If there is any other russian speaking guy on Codex, I would probably read a LP too. Can't do it myself tho.

Edit: But the "best" part of these series (yeah, the game has sequels and prequels) is watching fucking kids play it on youtube. How they talk about prices on "pedophile markets" and complain that selling slave-kids on meat is much more prophitable than selling them as sex slaves. I shit you not.

No, it's not a girl. This is a russian kid.

5:53

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Gta IV should be with this guys instead of whiny Nico and his cousin

 

[warpig]

RUS gta would be awesome.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

RUS gta would be awesome.

Living in russia is already GTA

 

[Grimwulf]

RUS gta would be awesome.

Living in russia is already GTA

Only in Russia you have to watch out for hedgehogs. These beasts are vicious.

 

[StaticSpine]

RUS gta would be awesome.

Living in russia is already GTA

Worse than GTA.

 

[groke]

RUS gta would be awesome.

STALKER came out years ago.

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I prefer the mod that removes the Alien by altering its behavior settings.

 

[Luzur]

Tell us more about Russian VNs, Grimwulf

I dunno what is VN (video novel? the russian ones are mostly porn), but here you go with rus anime:

no wonder most of Europe want them dead.

 

[Xu Fugui]

RUS gta would be awesome.

STALKER came out years ago.

I think I can hear Skyway rage from here.

 

[Astral Rag]

Spoiler

http://steamcommunity.com/app/38400/discussions/0/613940477958009710/

 

[pippin]

This time, you won't even see Ian shooting you in the back!

 

[Infinitron]

... http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2014-the-case-for-30fps-pc-gaming

 

[Baron Dupek]

Well, there is Blood remake in F:NV, more surprising that nobody made F1/F2 in this garbage engine. Propably similiar reason why nobody remade Morrowi....ohwait

 

[Sam Ecorners]

... http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-2014-the-case-for-30fps-pc-gaming

it's actually a good article with legit arguments that doesn't push the whole cinematic bullshit

Just read last paragraph:

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To conclude, let's be clear here - this piece isn't about giving a free pass to poorly optimised titles (though it may help to get better results from them if all other options fail) and we have serious issues with the 'cinematic' gaming argument occasionally rolled out by developer and publishers. It may make sense to run at 30fps on a fixed console platform, but the whole point of PC gaming is that the ability to define the experience rests with the player, based on how he or she wants to play, based on the kit available. The notion of placing arbitrary software limits on a platform where scalability is its key asset makes absolutely no sense to us, and it's no mistake that this argument usually rolls out in tandem with poorly performing software. Instead, think of this as an additional, occasionally invaluable addition to your PC toolbox - an option used by console developers - and often for good reason.

 

[Infinitron]

PCGamesN's Top 20 RPGs: http://www.pcgamesn.com/15-best-rpgs-pc

Better than most, I guess.

 

[Koschey]

Yeah, the usual suspects for crap lists are missing. If you go into it knowing it only contains RPGs starting from the late 90s, the most glaring omissions would be Wizardry 8 and the Gothic series.

I like how they link only to the orginal Baldur's Gate release on GOG and merely mention the Enhanced Edition, though.

 

[tuluse]

PCGamesN's Top 20 RPGs: http://www.pcgamesn.com/15-best-rpgs-pc

Better than most, I guess.

What a bipolar list. Arcanum and Mass Effect next to each other, cats and dogs living together.

 

[felipepepe]

First big website list I've seen to even acknowledge the existence of Arcanum, I'm impressed.

 

[Rivmusique]

DA:I Ad disguised as a list, nice try.

 

[SuicideBunny]

DA:I Ad disguised as a list, nice try.

then it would have dai closer to the top, not on place 19 where hardly anyone will ever see it, since most people don't bother with so much text anyways.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

So, I was looking for Wolf3d mods, and I've stumbled upon this one.



6 episodes.