NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Rivmusique]

Under the reviewer's name, that looks like the top of a 5 to me. Did it get a 5?

 

[FeelTheRads]

Shittest shit that was ever shitted.

Rating: Mediocre.

 

[Crooked Bee]

Under the reviewer's name, that looks like the top of a 5 to me. Did it get a 5?

Out of 100, yeah.

"That's a 5 out of 100, not 10. To score lower the game disc has to come whizzing outof the CD tray and lodge in your shin"

 

[Infinitron]

Early Access in a Box: http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...-rts-on-kickstarter.75163/page-7#post-3360037

We've come full circle.

 

[felipepepe]

There's always a way to make more money....

 

[StaticSpine]

 

[Excidium]

Nothing like clueless parents and a dumb kid

An old console and Autismcraft X-Treme Jew Edition, best birthday evar

 

[chestburster]

The human race is doomed.

 

[felipepepe]

Kids in the 90's were much better, no lame crying, just pure raw emotion. The human race is doomed.

 

[Excidium]

The girl didn't get shit, this is why we need feminism

 

[Sranchammer]

A metric for determining whether you failed as a parent is your children's reaction at opening X-mas presents.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

Better Minecraft than Call of Duty.

 

[Excidium]

First Minecraft then Call of Duty

 

[Quatlo]

I looked like that when DivOs finally went live on steam.

 

[Excidium]

DivOs

Who the hell calls it like that

 

[Quatlo]

DivOs

Who the hell calls it like that

I don't know, tried to make it up on the spot.
It sounds better than DOS though.

 

[BlackAdderBG]

D:OS

 

[tuluse]

I don't know, tried to make it up on the spot.
It sounds better than DOS though.

What's wrong with Disk: Operating System?

 

[StaticSpine]

 

[Jaedar]

DivOs

Who the hell calls it like that

I do. DivOS! rolls of the tongue.

 

[sbb]

I can get behind DivOS. DivOs is madness

 

[RK47]

"You-you are the Jedi I've seen from my dreams!"

 

[thesoup]

Have you come seeking the Force?

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I'd rather have a KOTOR 3 written by Mel Brooks.

 

[Infinitron]

In-depth article about Rebellion, developers of Sniper Elite 3: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...rebellion-became-a-very-british-success-story

In the corner of Jason Kingsley's office sits a suit of armour. It's not quite shining; having been put to practical use by the co-founder of Sniper Elite 3 developer Rebellion when he first decided to take up jousting around five years ago, it's as weathered and beaten as the large, chilly warehouse on an Oxford industrial estate the developer calls home. But it's a perfectly anachronistic prop to find in this perfectly anachronistic studio - an indie with hundreds of employees, and a developer that's endured for well over 20 years without ever finding much in the way of critical success.

You'll know Rebellion from modern classics such as Rogue Warrior ("best described as disastrous"), Alien vs. Predator ("a deeply disappointing effort") or perhaps even NeverDead (which came complete with "a lingering sense of cheapness"). Yet the reviews tell half the story - Rogue Warrior was probably the greatest 2/10 of its generation, its credits sequence destined to live on through countless YouTube playthroughs long after memories of other, more celebrated games have flittered away, while games like NeverDead complement their flaws with a unique, endearing sense of character. "It's plucky, warm-hearted and genuinely idiosyncratic," wrote Chris Donlan in his review. "How often can you say that about a shooter these days?"

SHOVELWARE AND PROUD!