NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[DalekFlay]

Notch declares war on "F2P" Minecraft servers: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/06/07/minecraft-paid-servers/

Love the reactions from butthurt server owners: https://twitter.com/notch/statuses/474869769301409792

I love the ones screaming about not being able to charge for mods. Welcome to reality.

 

[Luzur]

dont really care, i paid once for Minecraft so no way in hell i pay again.

 

[The Glitterdust Golem]

"Mojang seems to think that skirts a little too close to the murky territory of individuals who didn’t make the game charging for said game"

Only Notch is allowed to get away with that

 

[Average Manatee]

I'd like to see him try to enforce that. There's a fairly long tradition of server owners in games providing perks for donating. If major AAA corps still allow it I'm guessing its not out of the goodness of their heart and instead because they judge it as a fight not worth fighting, so a shitty indie developer doesn't have much chance.

Not that I agree with servers modded with excess amounts of shit, but the solution is to play on another server.

 

[Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

Try it. It's free!

All jokes aside this tactics IS similiar to what drug dealers do.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

In addition, ignorant players or parents were complaining to Mojang thinking that the money they paid for perks was going Mojang. These servers’ business practices are impacting the company in a very real way.

This is what happens when the sucker you're taking advantage of ends up being so amazingly stupid that your embezzlement plan backfires and you lose money instead.

 

[DalekFlay]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...hooting-peaked-with-bungies-decade-old-halo-2

Why online shooting peaked with Bungie's decade-old Halo 2

Halo 2 emerged almost a full decade ago into a gaming world, it's worth remembering, very different from our own. I knew Halo 2's multiplayer was likely to be good because its LAN-only predecessor in Halo: Combat Evolved had inspired me and a group of my friends to learn the basics of network cabling and regularly rearrange our houses into wired battlegrounds. The promise of doing this online was huge - Halo 2 wasn't just the reason I bought my first Xbox Live subscription. It was the reason I got broadband. It dragged me and a generation of gamers through the rabbit hole and into the bittersweet connected wonderland beyond.

Remember kids, there are people out there for whom multiplayer gaming started with the Xbox.

 

[Ninjerk]

 

[Jick Magger]

Stop making me feel old.

 

[Cadmus]

Stop making me feel old.

You're not old, you're probably just not retarded enough.
Fuck Halo, fuck all the dude bro shooters, fuck xbox, fuck this world.

 

[Spectacle]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...hooting-peaked-with-bungies-decade-old-halo-2

Why online shooting peaked with Bungie's decade-old Halo 2

Because the first time is always the best.

Remember kids, there are people out there for whom multiplayer gaming started with the Xbox.

Really though, if you say "console online shooting" then it's probably true. Halo 2 still had some of the elements that made the classics like Quake and UT great, and that simply don't exist in modern military shooters.[/QUOTE]

 

[RK47]

 

[WhiteGuts]

 

[Jick Magger]

Absolutely fucking shameless.

 

[Zewp]

Fuck EA.

 

[Spectacle]

They should sell a token to change your character's sexual orientation

 

[Tytus]

They should sell a token to change your character's sexual orientation

They don't have to. Anyone who bought this already became a faggot.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

As I was looking for some Doom wads I stumbled upon some plushies.

And the cake for dessert

Some old photos in Id HQ.

Dave Taylor, one of the main programmers of Doom.

Romero with glowing evil red eye.

His whole office.

On those two pictures are awards for Id games, plus articles and similar things.

American Mcgee (love the NIN t-shirt)

His retro Toyota.

Main office (Doom posters, Doom posters everywhere )

 

[warpig]

These old ID pictures are so cool, muh nostalgia

 

[anus_pounder]

Plushies! So cute!

 

[Luzur]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...hooting-peaked-with-bungies-decade-old-halo-2

Why online shooting peaked with Bungie's decade-old Halo 2

Halo 2 emerged almost a full decade ago into a gaming world, it's worth remembering, very different from our own. I knew Halo 2's multiplayer was likely to be good because its LAN-only predecessor in Halo: Combat Evolved had inspired me and a group of my friends to learn the basics of network cabling and regularly rearrange our houses into wired battlegrounds. The promise of doing this online was huge - Halo 2 wasn't just the reason I bought my first Xbox Live subscription. It was the reason I got broadband. It dragged me and a generation of gamers through the rabbit hole and into the bittersweet connected wonderland beyond.

Remember kids, there are people out there for whom multiplayer gaming started with the Xbox.

Readign this reminded me how much we have lost since the days of Halo 2 & Halo 3. The CODification has gone too far. Remember when map control was an actual thing? The good old days.

 

[Ninjerk]

Yes, Halo2, the posterboy for regenerating health.

 

[Trash]

These old ID pictures are so cool, muh nostalgia

Fuck yeah. I remember when they appeared in each and every gaming mag. And shit, where those guys young...

 

[Infinitron]

Romero, despite all the warnings, all his plans, felt nothing but shock. "Wait," he said, "don't you mean a year ago that I wasn't working? Because these last seven months I've been killing myself! I've been killing myself to make Quake!" "No," Carmack said, "you're not doing your work! You're not living up to your responsibilities. You're hurting the project. You're hurting the company. You've been poisonous to the company, and your contribution has been negative over the past couple years. You needed to do better and you didn't. Now you need to go! Here's a resignation and here's a termination! You're going to resign now!" I don't want to be here, Adrian thought, staring more deeply into the carpet, I don't want to be here, I don't want to be here. Despite the fact that both Carmack and Romero were each somewhat justified, he knew there was no way out. But then everything stopped. Romero fell quiet. Deep inside him, the bit began to flip, as it had so many times in his life: he would not let this get him down just like he hadn't let anything else - his father, his stepfather, his own broken families, and now his own broken company. I was making plans to go start a company with Tom anyway, he reminded himself. I guess I'll go now. He wasn't bowing out from a fight, he was starting his new life. Romero signed the form, handed it to Carmack, and headed out.

 

[skacky]

I have both the Cacodemon and the Pain Elemental plushies sitting on my computer.