NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Unkillable Cat]

Everything you wanted to know about ships made of fingernails, but were too stupid to ask.

It's only been around for 800 years.

EDIT: And in the future it's VERTICAL!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

What's really baffling is that the art and the "story" were by two different people.

The name "drawnladylover" makes me think it was a commisioned story.

What I like is how their boots are so heavy the ogres can simply lift their bodies out of them. Must be hard to adventure in those.

edit: from the story's page on e-hentai

Complaining that they aren't escaping by using spells is fairly shortsighted since druids and wizards (rogue/wizard Imoen assumed) in D&D work on a memorized/prepared spell set with inherent variance in usefulness and like all spell casters only have a limited number of spells per day, so it's completely possible that they'd be out of spells at the time.

Given the dialogue however it's clear that isn't the case and instead the pair have a low concentration score and that anal counts as melee.

It's like neither the artist nor you guys are even here for the dungeons and dragons.

 

[RK47]

What's really baffling is that the art and the "story" were by two different people.

The name "drawnladylover" makes me think it was a commisioned story.

What I like is how their boots are so heavy the ogres can simply lift their bodies out of them. Must be hard to adventure in those.

edit: from the story's page on e-hentai

Complaining that they aren't escaping by using spells is fairly shortsighted since druids and wizards (rogue/wizard Imoen assumed) in D&D work on a memorized/prepared spell set with inherent variance in usefulness and like all spell casters only have a limited number of spells per day, so it's completely possible that they'd be out of spells at the time.

Given the dialogue however it's clear that isn't the case and instead the pair have a low concentration score and that anal counts as melee.

It's like neither the artist nor you guys are even here for the dungeons and dragons.

This is why mobs prefer classic 2nd Ed D&D when it comes to rape.

 

[Dexter]

So, looks like this is happening: http://cramgaming.com/youtube-getting-tough-video-game-monetization-12989/
Not sure if good or bad yet, but it is bound to bring a lot of butthurt.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Dumbass suits shooting themselves in the foot once again. Who cares if they're getting the fucking ad money, they're advertising your products. That's a good thing, remember? You pay people to do just that.

 

[Dexter]

Dumbass suits shooting themselves in the foot once again. Who cares if they're getting the fucking ad money, they're advertising your products. That's a good thing, remember? You pay people to do just that.

So what's the problem? Less AAA console sales and less YouTube "celebrities" can only be a win-win. I just don't know about the retarded Copyright implications behind this decision.

 

[FeelTheRads]

I suppose their problem is it's uncontrolled advertising or reviewing. Some people might see their game sucks!

 

[Cowboy Moment]

I'm starting to feel really bad for the console peasants. I mean, if I want to see how a game plays before buying it, I can just pirate it, don't need youtube for that. But what can a consoletard do? Even their new video recording capability only works if the developer allows it. It's really kind of sad how much the industry wants to assfuck them with this new console generation.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I'm starting to feel really bad for the console peasants. I mean, if I want to see how a game plays before buying it, I can just pirate it, don't need youtube for that. But what can a consoletard do? Even their new video recording capability only works if the developer allows it. It's really kind of sad how much the industry wants to assfuck them with this new console generation.

On the other hand, far too many gaming titles are of such low content and quality that a good Letsplay-video is equivalent to playing the game itself.

 

[Spectacle]

Dumbass suits shooting themselves in the foot once again. Who cares if they're getting the fucking ad money, they're advertising your products. That's a good thing, remember? You pay people to do just that.

Prohibiting monetization is probably a good way to ensure that let's players are actual fans and not just cunts trying to make a buck without having to work. Now if you're an indie dev you'll probably take whatever attention you can get, but if you're a big publisher then you can get away with being more restrictive.

 

[Oesophagus]

So what's the problem? Less AAA console sales and less YouTube "celebrities" can only be a win-win. I just don't know about the retarded Copyright implications behind this decision.

Unless publishers decide who gets to do LPs of their games and who doesn't. Celebrities may survive by just sucking cock, what about honest appraisals of games?

Now if you're an indie dev you'll probably take whatever attention you can get, but if you're a big publisher then you can get away with being more restrictive.

I wonder if Notch would have that house made of money if it wasn't for youtube LPs

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

There are people who make money on fucking let's plays ?

 

[Oesophagus]

There are people who make money on fucking let's plays ?

Bro there's people who don't need to do anything else they make so much money

 

[RK47]

 

[DalekFlay]

Dumbass suits shooting themselves in the foot once again. Who cares if they're getting the fucking ad money, they're advertising your products. That's a good thing, remember? You pay people to do just that.

The one thing they crave more than money is control.

 

[dunno lah]

I'm extremely partial to edithemad when it comes to rule34. That Brazilian sure knows how to draw an ass.

 

[Average Manatee]

Dumbass suits shooting themselves in the foot once again. Who cares if they're getting the fucking ad money, they're advertising your products. That's a good thing, remember? You pay people to do just that.

The one thing they crave more than money is control.

It's interesting to note that most who stream games currently (and are being banhammered) are doing so on/through PC, while both new consoles have their own built-in proprietary streaming solution.

I'm assuming the Xbone/PS4 footage that is uploaded through the respective consoles is still under the control of Microsoft/Sony.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I suppose their problem is it's uncontrolled advertising or reviewing. Some people might see their game sucks!

As if you can hide anything today...

Dumbass suits shooting themselves in the foot once again. Who cares if they're getting the fucking ad money, they're advertising your products. That's a good thing, remember? You pay people to do just that.

Prohibiting monetization is probably a good way to ensure that let's players are actual fans and not just cunts trying to make a buck without having to work. Now if you're an indie dev you'll probably take whatever attention you can get, but if you're a big publisher then you can get away with being more restrictive.

What purpose would that serve, though? Free advertising is free advertising, doesn't matter if the guy is doing it out of love for the game or because he's an interwebs celebrity. Sounds like another case of suits being a decade behind the times. "Some guy is making videos of our game? That's not how it works, tell him to stop" "But boss, people love this guy, if he praises the game we won't need to pay those journa-" "Whatever, just do it. While you're at it, call that asian kid from IGN, tell him we need at least a 9.8 this time".

 

[sexbad?]

90% of new content on Rule34 is either Legend of Korra or Skyrim shit. The truly hits everything.

http://sexbad.imgur.com/tmnt_smut#0

 

[Luzur]

What's really baffling is that the art and the "story" were by two different people.

The name "drawnladylover" makes me think it was a commisioned story.

What I like is how their boots are so heavy the ogres can simply lift their bodies out of them. Must be hard to adventure in those.

edit: from the story's page on e-hentai

Complaining that they aren't escaping by using spells is fairly shortsighted since druids and wizards (rogue/wizard Imoen assumed) in D&D work on a memorized/prepared spell set with inherent variance in usefulness and like all spell casters only have a limited number of spells per day, so it's completely possible that they'd be out of spells at the time.

Given the dialogue however it's clear that isn't the case and instead the pair have a low concentration score and that anal counts as melee.

It's like neither the artist nor you guys are even here for the dungeons and dragons.

GIRLS!!

I WILL SMASH YOUR ASS

 

[Humanity has risen!]

Hopefully it means that "Boogie/Francis" retires from Youtube and leaves us all alone.

 

[Whiner]

He is getting money by making fun of autistic people and vlogging.
Why would he stop?This is not LP.
And there is no way for Piwtipei to stop with his videos,he is making way too much money.

 

[Luzur]

90% of new content on Rule34 is either Legend of Korra or Skyrim shit. The truly hits everything.

http://sexbad.imgur.com/tmnt_smut#0

it can still deliver some gems:

 

[Humanity has risen!]

http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/10/...g-dead-turned-telltale-into-the-hbo-of-gaming

Over the years the company carved a niche for itself as it pioneered a different kind of structure for games. Instead of 60-hour epics, Telltale built games as short episodes, which were released every month or so over the course of seasons lasting around five or six episodes. Early series like Sam & Max Save the World and Tales of Monkey Island felt a lot like those classic adventure games, humorous adventures with lots of puzzles to solve and witty dialogue to navigate. As Dennis Lenart, director for season two of The Walking Dead puts it, they were often aiming to stimulate the player's brain with challenging puzzles. That finally changed in 2012 with the first season of The Walking Dead.
""We focus less on the head and just aim straight for people’s hearts.""

 

[kazgar]

http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/10/...g-dead-turned-telltale-into-the-hbo-of-gaming

Over the years the company carved a niche for itself as it pioneered a different kind of structure for games. Instead of 60-hour epics, Telltale built games as short episodes, which were released every month or so over the course of seasons lasting around five or six episodes. Early series like Sam & Max Save the World and Tales of Monkey Island felt a lot like those classic adventure games, humorous adventures with lots of puzzles to solve and witty dialogue to navigate. As Dennis Lenart, director for season two of The Walking Dead puts it, they were often aiming to stimulate the player's brain with challenging puzzles. That finally changed in 2012 with the first season of The Walking Dead.
""We focus less on the head and just aim straight for people’s hearts.""