NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Jaesun]

How do you maintain your sanity Coyote?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

...oh god, that pillow talk screenshot.

Look at her arm. Look at the angle her body is in. Look at the fingers clipping on her arm. Look how her arm is awkwardly placed in a way the male Hawke's broad chest would fit there only replacing the model - looks so fucking cheap, like FemShep crossing her legs like a man in that talk with Dr. Chakwas..

What the fuck is wrong with her everything?

Also, being into the PC's gender doesn't mean the character is bi, ffs

 

[sgc_meltdown]

 

[Coyote]

How do you maintain your sanity Coyote?

I have the Codex to keep me grounded.

sgc_meltdown: But... how... WHY... fucking camouflage bow... *sputter*

I can see why they call you meltdown, sir.

 

[Sceptic]

Coyote's post almost broke my brain.

Someone who's on Bioware Social should PM and invite this Darth Executor guy to here. He seems pretty level-headed and his IQ is certainly an order of magnitude higher than that of the other biotards.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

I can post worst things than that. I was on the internet when geocities hosted prestigious sites of academia you know and yahoo was the best search engine ever and also there weren't mp3s.

Imagine that. NO MP3S.

invite this Darth Executor guy to here.

The codex does not 'invite'. Why would we give this man a quest compass to our location when you yourself made it here just fine?

 

[Jaesun]

invite this Darth Executor guy to here.

The codex does not 'invite'. Why would we give this man a quest compass to our location when you yourself made it here just fine?

 

[Coyote]

I can post worst things than that. I was on the internet when geocities hosted prestigious sites of academia you know and yahoo was the best search engine ever and also there weren't mp3s.

Imagine that. NO MP3S.

Heh, I actually had a site on geocities. I started it one night on a whim and put "under construction" and some crazy orange background on the main page but never got around to doing anything with it. It was still the second hit for the topic when last I looked (~7 years ago).

TBH, I actually once had a roommate who was very into Hello Kitty, so I know that there's pretty much a Hello Kitty version of everything. (And for anyone reading who dares to tempt fate by thinking so, make no mistake: that link's not as bad as it gets. Not by a long shot. Think fetish products. Bizarre, obscure fetish products, the kind that you'd like to think must be gag gifts because nobody would seriously use that, right? Right?? Now add Hello Kitty.)

Come to think of it, that same roommate was a militant feminist butch lesbian of the sort who's oversensitive towards anything that might be interpreted as a comment on her sexuality, which could partially explain how I'm able to navigate the Bioware boards without taking SAN damage. Though to be fair, at least she had a sense of humor.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

pretty much a Hello Kitty version of everything.

www.hellokittyonline.com

Combat is secondary in HKO with focus on resource collecting and crafting. Several different locales based on, and named after, cities such as Beijing, Paris, London, Tokyo, and New York are present as well wholly original and explorable areas.

All players are represented by customizable human avatars. Available options during character creation include gender, hairstyle, eyes, skin tone, face and even blood type.

Combat, though not the primary focus of the game, is still relevant. Weapons take the form of various blunt implements such as brooms, flyswatters and microphone stands. Players enter combat by right-clicking on a nearby monster, at which point the avatar and the monster will begin to exchange blows. Monsters don't die in HKO, but when their health bar is fully depleted they become dizzy, pass out and are defeated, allowing players to loot them.

In the majority of MMORPGs players receive experience points and level increments by defeating opponents and completing quests; this is not the case in HKO, where players level-up primarily through resource collection and item crafting.

inb4 codex guild

 

[circ]

The poster in question:

Am I the only one excited about this because they included a scene with pillow talk? lol

No. Am I the only one horrified to think that every single frigging love interest start the infamous "So what now?" dialogue after sex?

Yes. I want to be able to marry Merrill. That's what now. Is that too much to ask?

I wouldn't mind, among thousands of other things -- hair that's modeled by someone who knows what hair is. How can you achieve the above with 2011 tech? You couldn't even do it in 1986 unless you did it on purpose. That's bad even for a bundle of wool yarn, which is kind of what it looks like.


























...AND THEN I CONTINUED READING.

Did retards get computers subsidised sometime around the start of the century? Or do 3 year olds not understand a mature rating on games like Dragon Age? Or do people like this actually exist? I thought it was just Apple/Jobs fans, but apparently you know. Holy fuck.

 

[Jaesun]

How do you maintain your sanity Coyote?

I have the Codex to keep me grounded.

Just to clarify, you are the Coyote that is http://rampantgames.com/blog/ correct?

In that you help to keep the and awareness that is shit console gaming correct?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

invite this Darth Executor guy to here.

The codex does not 'invite'. Why would we give this man a quest compass to our location when you yourself made it here just fine?

Maybe we should launch an invasion and see if he's so mesmerized by our coolness that he comes after us?

 

[treave]

invite this Darth Executor guy to here.

The codex does not 'invite'. Why would we give this man a quest compass to our location when you yourself made it here just fine?

Maybe we should launch an invasion and see if he's so mesmerized by our coolness that he comes after us?

I wonder what it would take to turn Bioware Social into a place where all mentions of the Codex are instantly purged.

I wouldn't be surprised if Darth Executor was already a Codex poster, though. Wouldn't be too out of place.

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

invite this Darth Executor guy to here.

The codex does not 'invite'. Why would we give this man a quest compass to our location when you yourself made it here just fine?

Maybe we should launch an invasion and see if he's so mesmerized by our coolness that he comes after us?

I wonder what it would take to turn Bioware Social into a place where all mentions of the Codex are instantly purged.

I wouldn't be surprised if Darth Executor was already a Codex poster, though. Wouldn't be too out of place.

I am newfag designate 07, lurked on and off since then. When exactly did the BethBoards censor the Codex, and for what reason? I would assume sometime around Oblivion. While I would like to imagine that Daatoo would be a similar scenario, I very much doubt that it will be received as poorly, as their fans seem incapable of recognising shit when it is being rammed down their throat. However, such a noble endeavour must be considered and undertaken, by having mentions of this Prestigious site kept away from the sewage of excrement that is Biowares current fanbase, we not only shield ourselves from their Mind attacks of Derp, but also troll their Devs by not having them able to talk about us slanderously amongst their disciples of Dumbfuckery.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

This highly reliable article has an account of the events:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Elder_Scrolls:_Oblivious

 

[JarlFrank]

Coyote's post almost broke my brain.

Someone who's on Bioware Social should PM and invite this Darth Executor guy to here. He seems pretty level-headed and his IQ is certainly an order of magnitude higher than that of the other biotards.

Yes, do that please. That guy seems too sensible, we can't allow him to grow mad and have to rescue him.

And... and that post broke my brain. And made me rage. Holy fuck how can people be so ignorant
What the hell does no filler/easy to kill filler have to do with JRPGs? HAVE THEY EVER PLAYED ANY GAME BESIDES DA?
And what the hell is with their sarcasm detectors

brb sacrificing to Loki and asking him to join the Bio forums to spread some *proper* confusion

 

[JarlFrank]

so I know that there's pretty much a Hello Kitty version of everything.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Fuck it, I'm sigging that.

EDIT: Fuck, can't put images in the sig?

 

[Excommunicator]

You don't expect the Codex to allow that crap do you FH?

 

[Freelance Henchman]

It should if it's ME doing it. :elitism:

Nah, seriously that's how it should be. Fortunately the link alone says it all really.

 

[Xor]

Putting a fucking animated gif in your sig should result in you being blacklisted from the internet

 

[Sceptic]

Just to clarify, you are the Coyote that is http://rampantgames.com/blog/ correct?

IIRC Rampant Coyote also has an account here, but that's not it.

Holy fuck how can people be so ignorant

Ignorance is nothing to be ashamed of, you just work at it. Reveling in your ignorance and proudly displaying it for all to see, however...

I think it's the complete and utter lack of ANY sense of sarcasm that made me die a bit on the inside.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Putting a fucking animated gif in your sig should result in you being blacklisted from the internet

Unless it's that clip of that old Disney cartoon where the nephews sodomize Donald Duck.

EDIT: Or this:

 

[Excommunicator]

Is that really part of the official cartoon?
I am surprised they could get away with a joke quite so "detailed" in analogy. Even the sawdust on his back and flaccid sawblade

 

[DraQ]

invite this Darth Executor guy to here.

The codex does not 'invite'. Why would we give this man a quest compass to our location when you yourself made it here just fine?

Then give him verbal direction - those are kosher by Codex standards.

Instead of a link, invite him to seek out a great Codex of RPGs to find refuge there or something.

Bros don't let bros have their brains killed like this.