NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Gragt]

Hmmm, plate thong.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Introducing Alexstrasza, the Queen of the Dragons

A forbidding image to be sure. The symmetrical holes at the bottom of her cape speaks to me of an alien being far removed from mortal affairs.

 

[Jools]

Might be a coincidence, but this is the first thing I get if I put "jules" into google and click "images".

 

[DraQ]

Might be a coincidence, but this is the first thing I get if I put "jules" into google and click "images".

An obvious incline after the recent deluge of weeaboo-faggotry.

 

[Jools]

I'd totally bone her.

I'd also totally bone Alextrasza, both in human and dragon form.

 

[Jools]

 

[GarfunkeL]

This is probably the 23rd time that this thread has become mockery of itself!

 

[MetalCraze]

No actually it's pretty fitting. This thread is about retarded gaming communities being retarded.
And look 2010/2011 newfags came to it and it immediately became about their weaboo idiocy - the proof that Codex becomes retarded.

 

[Data4]

Let us not forget Alexstrasza's evil twin (at least in terms of character geometry), the current Sylvanas model.

Blizzard, for all their polish and panache, cannot into unique character models.

 

[Angthoron]

Hey, there's Ysera too, with exact same metal thong set as Sylvanas and Alexstrasza, in different colour and with different shoulder guards.

Makes sense, right? That's the only way leaders of nations/races will make themselves look credible and respectable.

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

Velvet glove in an Iron G String?

 

[sgc_meltdown]

And look 2010/2011 newfags came to it and it immediately became about their weaboo idiocy

Post stupid western fantasy art - fellow intellectual with sense of humor
Post stupid eastern fantasy art - weeaboo idiots manifestly trying to make us like their weeaboo shit

 

[DraQ]

And look 2010/2011 newfags came to it and it immediately became about their weaboo idiocy

Post stupid western fantasy art - fellow intellectual with sense of humor
Post stupid eastern fantasy art - weeaboo idiots manifestly trying to make us like their weeaboo shit

At least *I* am being consistent.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Go on.

 

[racofer]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/96/index/4770006/1#4861630

My King (warrior creation)

I usuially go for the wise caster types.
However, I want to end the game as a king (which I understand you can not do as a mage.

Moreover, I played as a mage for awile. And I didnt get the feel of a wise independent leader. More like a dangerious child who nobody trusts but has to work with,


But I digress.
To the point.

I am looking for a build that a human noble warrior would use. Someone who is a future king. A wise leader.

The classic meathead tank and spank build is not exactly what im going for.

What is the most tatical warrior build?
Would that be a templar? (you cant be a arcane warrior as a noble, correct?)

What stats would I be looking for with X build?
I am currently looking at the statring attributes page.

Wanna get to somewhere where I can save, but I dont want to grab an attribute I wont use.



Thank you for your time.

Retarded as usual, but then after he plays the origin part:

Started my 2handed noble with all strength. I am loving it.



First off, I just love the story much more then the mage story. It really immerses you in the culture and times of a midevil fantasy.



Being called "my lord" all the time doesnt hurt either. Nor having that elvin girl flirting with me right off the bat. I just had to lay her.

If you download awakenings, is there an option to romance an elf, or was that pretty much it? Kinda have a thing for short girls who swoon over my manly nobility :D





Ok. To be serious though I love the combat as well as the story. Swinging that meat cleaver around is awesome. Its not as slow as I thought it would be and I am just lv4. But having three activateable talents already kicks ass. Knocking someone down with the giant hilt of my sword and then watching a big guaranteed crit number go up is more satisfying then cone of cold with a mage. Im sure a mage could CC more, but I doubt it would feel as badass.

I never feel vulnerable, I know nothing is going to knock me down. But at the same time, I know I know no fear. I hide behind no shield. I AM the shield.

I wonder if he is even aware of his behavioral disorder.

 

[Jools]

"midevil" fantasy.

"midevil" fantasy.

"midevil" fantasy.

"midevil" fantasy.

 

[Angthoron]

I AM the shield.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I thought a DA's 2h warrior had shit defense. He's a shitty shield, then.

 

[DragoFireheart]

This topic should really be in GD by now.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

However, it sounded to me like you were aiming for a more political character. Given the Chantry's political and military power, being on good terms with them would help you. You couldn't actually be a templar, but specializing in that skill set and that mindset would put you on better terms with them. Being a spirit warrior would definitely make someone a much wiser leader, bit it's not a strong political move.

 

[racofer]

This topic is like an ethereal version of GD. It must remain where it is as a reminder of how things could have been.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon- ... 863-1.html

Ahh, a Dragon Age comedy you say? Surely this will touch upon the humor inherent to the s

Father: This is Duncan a Grey Warden, they stoped the Darkspwan from killing us with under cooked burgers!!!!
Duncan: *sighs* It is an Honnor to be a guest in your cheese factory
Father: well I wanted a chocolate factory but Willy wonka stole my idea!
Duncan: The horror!
Howe: Indeed

 

[Jools]

say what?

 

[Angthoron]

Sevral minutes later

Warden: Gilmore how did you get your hair so shiney, we been running for 3 minutes now and your hair never moves..
Gilmore: It's the new sampoo
Warden: what's it called?

Ser Gilmore takes out a bottel from his bag and poses like a girl and flicks his hair in slow motion
Gilmore: Loriel because Im worth it!
Warden: forget I asked!

Well fuck. It's like that thing Lovecraft was writing about.

 

[markec]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/141/index/6017887