NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Machocruz]

LOL, it's obvious Stefan knows nothing about PC gaming, boredom simply doesn't exist if you are into PC gaming not to mention the coming revolutionary Oculus Rift.
You just have to know this stuff exists, PC gaming offers such a variety and depth of interactive experiences which you can never achieve with books, movies or activities in real life.

This depends on the scope of gaming you are familiar with, something like you describe is equivalent to comics, what I'm talking about is equivalent to books(Skyrim, Mass Effect, Star Citizen) or skill improvement manuals(Path Of Exile, Dragon Nest).
Activities that could relay the same level of intensity, immersion and scope simply don't exist in any other activity in life.

Video games. The ultimate life experience.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

wat

 

[Kamoho]

 

[Gurkog]

Euro Truck 2 is a legit good game, nig.

I know! But it's lacking a certain psycho trucker element.

It's lacking the integration of Homicidal Rapist Simulator 2014.

This is even funnier, since my father (a trucker) drove truck in an outfit with a homicidal rapist until the fucker was arrested.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

But what happened to the homicidal rapist?

 

[Gurkog]

But what happened to the homicidal rapist?

I knew after I hit send that it was poorly written... oh well. The police caught him by tailing him to a phone booth where he was calling up one of his rape victims to harass them. Creepy fucker.

EDIT: Supposedly, he lead a normal life from the outside. Wife, kids, all that shit.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

But what happened to the homicidal rapist?

I knew after I hit send that it was poorly written... oh well. The police caught him by tailing him to a phone booth where he was calling up one of his rape victims to harass them. Creepy fucker.

EDIT: Supposedly, he lead a normal life from the outside. Wife, kids, all that shit.

Rapists are usually "normal" people who have no problems getting into relationships.

 

[Luzur]

I liked how the sermon about interesting stories and characters came from the guy buying uncharted. Theres just nothing better than self aware comedies.

what i didnt get is why that guy was buying game in his underwear?

 

[Luzur]

hope no one use that game for educational purposes, shit is totally wrong.

 

[LeJosh]

Yeah man, follow this guy instead.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Take one poorly designed console.

Add in one clever user.

User gets people to say his username out loud, over comms.

INSTANT TROLL OF THE MONTH AWARD.

 

[Xor]

Are there seriously that many kids playing COD?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

In my experience the playerbase is made of kids and college-aged stoners.

 

[Delterius]

Cant find the study but I remenber it was quoted earlier. It showed that the cod franchise was focused on the 16 to 21 demographic — on average. Meaning theres a lot of kids playint too. At least as many as old 30 year olds.

 

[Sranchammer]

It was designed specifically for those nearing eligibility for military service.

 

[Machocruz]

Dat video.

Remember how in The Matrix, Morpheus really believed that Neo was the one? And he kept believing throughout the whole film? And then Neo challenged Agent Smith and Morpheus said "He's beginning to believe?" And then Neo came back from the dead and Morpheus REALLY believed? After watching that video, I'm Morpheus and RPGCodex is like a new character that knew the undeniable truth the whole time and wasn't exaggerating: consoletards really ARE retarded/plebians/children/untermenschen/etc!!!

 

[Night Goat]

Not directly related to gaming, but fuck you. This is amazing:
http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/icelandic-elf-sex

I found the link to it in this review.

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

I found the link to it in this review.

I like how the reviewer perpetuates the idiotic myth of dark elves being based on negroes, not on darkness making it harder to see and hiding dangers and stuff.
Especially that white/silvery hair and black skin follow the theme of midnight sky and the moon.

 

[Luzur]

Yeah man, follow this guy instead.

dont do exactly as he does, wear protective gear like pants, helmet and boots.

also, only do that kind of cut from the back if the tree is secure like his is, otherwise you will just pinch the saw stuck in the tree.

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

Free to play when?

 

[Broseph]

Reads like a Simple English Wikipedia article.

 

[anus_pounder]

wtf?

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

Reads like a Simple English Wikipedia article.

They know their target audience well it would appear.

 

[AlexOfSpades]

Codexians, what is Arx Fatalis and should i play it? You guys seem to praise it a lot, and i know you guys have good taste.