Corporate_Jew_Master
Arcane
THE LIBRIMAX 4.000
space-cadet: WE HAVE 4 APOCOLYPSE-CRUISERS ON RADAR-
space-priest: SPACE-BROTHERS THE PROPHECIES WERE TRUE *OPENS BIBLIMAX 4000*
space-priest: *waves hand over holoscripx* IT'SHERE!
space-captain #1: frigates screen THE HAND OF JOE™
space-cadet: INCOMING CONTACTS FROM POLAX PRIME-
space-admiral: prepare the nylon beams, the HAND OF JOE™ and the TEMPERIAX™ fire on my command-
space-cadet: HIT CONFIRMED
space-priest: BROTHERS OPEN YOUR HOLOSCRIPX TO ELEMENT 58:BB:4-
space-cadet: SINGALS CONFIRMED ITS THE CRUISER FIST OF LARRY™-
space-cadet: THEY ARE TRYING TO RAM THE RAPEWISH™-
space-admiral: ORDER THE SPACE-BROTHERS TO BOARD THE CRUISER DEATH TO POLAX PRIME-
space-cadet: ENEMY BOARDERS ON SHIP-
space-priest: BROTHERS OPEN YOUR HOLOSCRIPX TO ELEMENT 44:AA:6-
*space cadet tries to run towards the escape pods and is incinerated by a compliance beam*
space-captain #2: NYLON CANNON SALVO SUCCESSFUL WE ARE IGNITING THE ATMOSPHERIUX-
space-captain #3: space-priest we've just sustained a direct from a class 5 magneto ray!
space-priest: captain open your biblimax to verse 43:AB:9-
*space-captain #3 tries to run*
space-captain #3: HELP! LET ME THROUGH!
space-priest: NO YOU HAVE TO DIE SPACE-CAPTAIN THERES NO ROOM FOR YOU AND THE LIBRIMAXX 4.000!
space-captain #3: GET OUT OF MY WAY- *neutralised by compliance beam*
space-cadet #2: SPACE-CAPTAIN TZULIUS TZIL OF THE TEMPERIAX™ HAS BEEN EXECUTED BY SPACE-PRIEST PLUUPL FOR ABANDONING THE LIBRIMAX 4000-
grand admiral joe: SPACE-PRIEST PLUUPL YOU ARE NOW IN COMMAND OF THE TEMPERIAX™-
space-priest pluupl: TORPEDOES INCOMING PREPARE FOR EVASIVE MANEUVERS SPACE-BROTHERS-
space-cadet #3: SPACE-PRIEST WE ARE BEING BOARDED-
space-priest pluupl: BROTHERS OPEN YOUR HOLOSCRIPX TO VERSE 97:TZ:28 *underlines verse with finger* THE SCRIPTURES ARE TRUE-
space-cadet #3: WE ARE ENGAGING THE ENEMY WITH OUR NYLON BLASTERS DIRECT HITS THEIR SHIELDS ARE FAILING-
space-brother: THE POLAX CRUISER IS TRYING TO RAM US BRACE FOR IMPACT-
space-priest pluupl: IGNITE THE ENGINEUX BROTHERS ALL SPEED AHEAD!
space-cadet #3: WE DODGED THE SCUM FROM POLAX SPACE-PRIEST PLUUPL THEIR ENGINES HAVE EXPLODED-
grand admiral joe: CONGRATULATIONS SPACE BROTHERS THE RASCALS FROM POLAX PRIME HAVE BEEN CAPTURED AND RETURNED TO OUR BIO-RESEARCH LABORATORIES FOR TORTURE AND EXPERIMENTS *cheers*
space-priest #2: SPACE-CADETS OPEN YOUR BIBLIMAX 4.000 TO ELEMENT 44:AA:6-