Avatar 2 Release Date Confirmed.

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No no no no, that's a lie. Yes, the title is purposely misleading because I want joogle to show this thread to every avatard on the webz.

My idea for Avaturd 2's plot is actually quite innovative. Instead of 2 hours and 40 minutes of hippie furfaggotry that tries to "teach people a lesson", this time the movie teaches another important lesson: if you step on someone's pride whom is infinitely superior to you technologically, you have to deal with the consequences. For this, Avaturd 2 should take place about 10 years after the first movie.

It starts the traditional disney way with Jake Stupid and Neyshity living happily in their swamp, flying on their bird mounts and screaming OHHLELELELLELELLLILILILLILIIIIIII until the audience's ears start buzzing. Traditionally, they the swamp niggers natives have evolved absolutely nothing on all that time despite having a few white humans among them. Hell, they could even keep their hippie way of living while implementing some of the humans knowledge to at least make condoms as to stop shitting newborns all around! But we all know this is just wishful thinking.

The intro is real short, about 10 minutes max. The initial scene ends with the Na'Vi praying on their sacred tree, the screen moves to space and focus on another of the moons as to indicate the initial premise Cameron said about this yet another trilogy where the other movies would take place on these other moons. Instead, as the screen is stops moving, it shifts focus on the darkness of space where a dim light can be seem at distance...








Yes that right. The humans want and they will fucking take their unobtainiumable. They need it for more than just money, their entire civilization depends on it so they will take it one way or the other. They tried diplomacy but we all know it doesn't work with rats. But don't worry for their troops will not be lead by some redneck or a playboy. Avaturd 2 will feature no one else than Michael Biehn.






And he will give the order to do what is necessary without fucking around:




NUKE FROM MOTHERFUCKING ORBIT


They will not nuke the whole planet though, only the most populated areas. All of this shouldn't take longer than 40 minutes of screentime. The rest of the movie will consist of squads upon squads of mechs being deployed around Panderpora and the other 2 hours of the movie will consist of the hunt for Na'Vi. Around 1:30h into the movie it's revealed that Jake Stupid somehow survived while his bitch died. He's after blood of course, and the movie reaches its climax point around 2:20h in where he goes into a 1 on 1 with Michael Biehn's character that ends with Jake being disemboweled and stepped onto by Biehn's mech.

Heavy machinery is deployed and the movie ends with a second fleet of worker ships arriving to mine the fuck out of that place. On this important scene it's implied that there would be no defeat since it didn't take long after the purging for the humans to send their miners. It was already set from the beginning.

Michael Biehn is pretty fucking awesome. I always felt bad that his career fell apart after about 1990 or so. Last thing I remember him in was as the SEAL commander in The Rock.

Also, although Starship Troopers (movie) was awesome when I was 12, it really did not hold up on subsequent viewings at a later age. Just because "OMG it's satire" doesn't stop it from being stupid. Plus, no powered armor.

Jim Profit detected.

This would be the most awesome action movie in the history of mankind. Or any alien civilization.

Truly, I'm speechless.

The movie would have all, hippie killing, tasteful raping of nature, mech action...

:singletear

Yeah, the "satire" in ST only reveals how comically ignorant of the source material V/N were. I just treat it as dumb comedy played straight and it doesn't bother me. As a side note, I was trawling wiki to double-check who wrote the screenplay and saw this:

What's the matter, butthurt that the white guys lost?

this can be the movie musical score.

Jake: There was a nuclear war. A few years from now. All this. This whole place everything. It's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here. There. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the humans, Neytiri.

Kyle: Stop stealing my lines, asshole.

Pretty decent idea. Will there be scenes at the end of the surviving bluetards whoring themselves to the human military for drug money?

Probably in the director's cut.

Scenes of military machinery were the only things I liked in Avatard.

But I don't like your plot. It's shit actually. Nuking from the orbit? Why spare us the dehumanisation brought on by mass-deployments of mechas?

I was thinking something more along the lines of the Starship Troopers movies. Epic scores that emphasizes the military strength of humans. Yours, however, surely will cater to the larger fanbase though so

No whoring. The survivors will be seem on a few scenes being caged or subjected to "immoral" scientific experiments, perhaps crossbreeding with a diversity of Earth/Pandora species without any significant plot purpose.

And yes, it will be brief moments for the theatrical version with up to 10 additional minutes of never seem before footage of the said experiments alone, among many other details that further increase the story's depth but couldn't be fit into the limitations of cinemas. The Enhanced Collector's Edition in Blu-Ray packs a whooping 42 additional minutes of content, among other exclusive features.

Because humans are a learning animal. They got their asses kicked last time around by Eywa and its minions, so this time there will be no fucking around. Besides, as I've said only the major Na'Vi sites and Eywa neural nodes will be nuked. The rest will be dealt with the old fashioned way with lots of gunporn and gory, painful alien butt raping.



I've also found the perfect score for one of the trailers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7cxErVZOuM

The mechs in Avatar were pretty lame.
The helicopters were pretty cool though.

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You said it like a dozen times but I don't know why....

Hai guise, do you know the Avatar 2 Release Date?

OMG we're already into page 2 if we search without quotes!

FUCK YEAH!

So I heard this site has something on the Avatar 2 Release Date