Cassidy
Arcane
I suppose at this point omitting the true opinions of the League would have no purpose, for in truth we never believed in this Conference, and we have no doubts that in the future the treaties signed here will sooner or later fall like a house of cards in face of the crude reality of conflict. The only reason we had interest in signing this was to confirm the moral fiber of our civilization, for, had we managed to reach an agreement, we would have honored this treaty, no matter what. However, to sign a treaty that would force the League to condone self-forfeiting of one's humanity or States that forcefully dehumanize human beings, sending them to a fate worse than death, would be an affront to the moral foundations of our civilization. "Unenlightened fundamentalist rhetoric?" Time will tell, like always, time will tell, for one day the negative consequences of widespread abandonment of humanity will become clear, and hopefully once that day comes we will not be the last truly human beings left.
Yet ultimately, these are empty promises, nothing but empty promises and ephemeral agreements, I am tired of such theatrics, and I must take my leave. But before I leave this Conference, I wish to share an old Ethiopian story I heard from an Anabaptist missionary known as Phelot, exactly as he told me:
"In the village well, a young boy named Batu would poop in the well. The villagers would say "Batu, have you pooped in the well?" And he would say "No, it was the wild hyena that did this." So Batu told the people to sign treaties with the hyena so they would not poop in the well and so the hyenas signed it. Then, Batu pooped again in the well and the people grew angry and slaughtered the hyena who in turn slaughtered the people, but Batu laughed because he had pitted the two against each other and so he was free to poop in the well."
My words will most likely be lost to the winds or taken wrongly, and we have tried to reach an agreement, but there is a limit to any compromise, and even if we were in the shadow of Armageddon, we shall never compromise the moral foundations of our country, and signing a treaty that forces us, to reiterate, into recognizing those no longer human by any scientific and rational definition of the term as "humans" as if we were godless post-modernists, would be a complete affront to the same. Thus I take my leave, and the League hopes to never be forced to use the means this treaty would prohibit to ensure our continued sovereignty, humanity and liberty as a last resort. Farewell.
- Gunther Fritzl, Diplomat of the Eternal League, before leaving the Conference. A few hours later he would receive emails congratulating his efforts from godhatesfurries.com and 4chan.org, and macros would be created honoring him, but he never answered such because this, unlike the Internet, is serious business.
Yet ultimately, these are empty promises, nothing but empty promises and ephemeral agreements, I am tired of such theatrics, and I must take my leave. But before I leave this Conference, I wish to share an old Ethiopian story I heard from an Anabaptist missionary known as Phelot, exactly as he told me:
"In the village well, a young boy named Batu would poop in the well. The villagers would say "Batu, have you pooped in the well?" And he would say "No, it was the wild hyena that did this." So Batu told the people to sign treaties with the hyena so they would not poop in the well and so the hyenas signed it. Then, Batu pooped again in the well and the people grew angry and slaughtered the hyena who in turn slaughtered the people, but Batu laughed because he had pitted the two against each other and so he was free to poop in the well."
My words will most likely be lost to the winds or taken wrongly, and we have tried to reach an agreement, but there is a limit to any compromise, and even if we were in the shadow of Armageddon, we shall never compromise the moral foundations of our country, and signing a treaty that forces us, to reiterate, into recognizing those no longer human by any scientific and rational definition of the term as "humans" as if we were godless post-modernists, would be a complete affront to the same. Thus I take my leave, and the League hopes to never be forced to use the means this treaty would prohibit to ensure our continued sovereignty, humanity and liberty as a last resort. Farewell.
- Gunther Fritzl, Diplomat of the Eternal League, before leaving the Conference. A few hours later he would receive emails congratulating his efforts from godhatesfurries.com and 4chan.org, and macros would be created honoring him, but he never answered such because this, unlike the Internet, is serious business.
