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Athena Rosso: Hail Heraclitus, blood of Pericles, Alexander and Leonidas, blessed by the wisdom of Athena and the might of Ares, who delivered us from the scourge of atomic fire . Hail Hellas, the cradle of civilization, the blessed Homeland. Today is the 9th of July in the year 2061. It is 1900 hours, it is now time for the news.
Athena Rosso: Selenopolis grows ever larger. Over a dozen million now live in or around the colony located in Shackleton Crater. Even non-citizens, unfit to perform most proper jobs or lacking the mental capacity of true Greeks to appreciate the glory of our achievements, find fulfilment in work at the Lunar Sorium mines and Refineries. The Great Heraclitus himself has said that Selenopolis is just a humble beginning, soon the Hellenic banner shall rise over other celestial bodies. Scholars, academicians and engineers, worthy of being called the successors of Pythagoras, Archimedes and many other ancient philosophers, are working tirelessly on the New Colonization Effort, the conquest of Space as is the Destiny of Hellas. Much wealth has already been discovered in the void, enough to make Hellas rich and glorious for millions of years. Citizens are encouraged to take part in the New Colonization Effort and build our Great Hellenic Legacy that will be the envy of the uncivilized colony-born foreigners of Mars and Titan.
Athena Rosso: Expeditionary teams in North America report that the Great USA Wastes descended into tribal anarchy. Roaming bands of manboons lead by one illiterate warlord or another fight over dominion amidst the radioactive ruins. Cannibalism is rampant, industry and even agriculture are non-existent, forgotten knowledge. Academicians, Scholars and Philosophers all agree that Cultural Marxism, the rejection of patriotic values and the embracing of barbaric culture such as rap music are to blame. If only the Americans prayed to Athena for wisdom and guidance then they may have been saved from their decline.
Athena Rosso: Meanwhile back home, traitorous "journalist" Aneas Sita was hanged today after being found guilty of high treason. Mr. Sita was collaborating with powers both foreign and barbaric, part of this conspiracy was spreading lies that Archon Eriopis of Theodosia accepted a bribe from the CEO of Myra Shipping Corporation, an individual known as Prateek Sanjay, a former business TV show host in Omniventures Inc. The obvious slander claimed that the Archon offered state subsidies in exchange for a supposedly hidden cache of lost art belonging to Mr. Morden, a former Omniventures official believed to be dead since the conquest of Omniventures Island. The Ministry of Enlightenment and Knowledge assures citizens that no such cache exists outside of the lies spread by foreigners.
Athena Rosso: Citizens are reminded that today another test of the Marathon Missile Platform will take place. The newest generation of Marathon Missiles is capable of striking at foes beyond the confines of Gaia, deep in space, delivering far more force than the nuclear arsenals of the Powers that Were which burned most of our planet to ash.
And now for the weather and sports....
Citizens in Asia and South-East Africa should be aware of radioactive dustorms comming in from the Chinese Desert. Wearing hazards suits and environmental masks is strongly advised.
Cyclone Orion loses strength. Citizens in Atlantis return from storm shelters to repair the damage left behind by the storm.
Solar Activity is rising, those of you in remote areas of Earth or in Selenopolis or Deep Space may experience Mesh connection outages.