Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Decline Auction House Online: The Game (Diablo 3) is a MASSIVE decline

Discussion in 'Computer RPG Discussion' started by MetalCraze, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. bonescraper Arbiter

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    Well, that's your problem i'm afraid. It works just fine for me. You need to buy at least 100g worth of them though.
  2. Mrowak Cipher

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    ^

    Well, after a few tries I burned on the whole over 2500 GP this way so obviously I was buying more than that. I will try buying some smaller values once I recover my lost moneys/
  3. Stabwound Cipher

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    It's cool that you left out the paragraph directly following that part:

    I'm not going to defend the always-online DRM, but picking and choosing parts of an article to quote that suit your agenda is pretty lame.

    And besides, when you accept the EULA you accept the possibility that you won't get to play the game uninterrupted. Is that cool? No, but agreeing to have your ass raped revokes your right to complain about it when it happens.

    Like I've said before, I think the game is fun, but the server issues are a pretty big shit stain on the launch. In a few weeks it probably won't happen anymore, and everyone will magically forget about it. That's not to say that the game doesn't have other issues that need to be looked at (item system).
  4. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    Bored now. Going back to Skyrim.
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  5. DraQ Arcane

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    That's why all we naysayers are calling you D3 fanboys faggots.

    Because you've agreed to have your asses raped.
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  6. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    How many hours now, Ed?
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  7. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    218, but the combat is so boring I can't carry on. Maybe play a few levels of the other D3 classes before I move on to other games.
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  8. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    If only they didn't bungle the PVP, that was half the fun of coop campaigning... randomly murdering the others in your party.
    :smug:
  9. sgc_meltdown Magister

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    didn't I send you a link a while back to Maiden Rape Assault : Violent Semen Inferno
  10. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    Yeah I downloaded it but never got round to installing. To be honest I have quite a backlog of hentai rpgs already. :(
  11. sgc_meltdown Magister

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    it is a difficult burden that we brave sojourners carry

    at least the writing will be better than D3's
  12. DragoFireheart I wanted a custom tag but all I got was this.

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    - I think using the word "faggot" is not a nice word to use. Considering that Jaesun is gay, are you saying that they are like Jaesun? Not only are you not insulting them, you're insulting Jaesun by associating them with him!

    I think calling them "moronic donkey fucker cunt bitchs" is more appropriate. Allowing yourself to willingly be fucked by a donkey is a level of sheeple stupidity that few would choose.
  13. Monkeybiscuit Literate

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    Another game designed by Blizzard to be played by 8 year old children, able to defeat the end boss with as little frustration as possible. Oh and gold farmers.
  14. chubs Novice

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    Especially on hardcore mode in D2. Hilarious shit.
  15. Castanova Arbiter

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    On the contrary, the game is fairly difficult once you move on to the higher difficulties. Unfortunately, the way the increased difficulty is implemented is not very well designed.
  16. ScottishMartialArts Erudite

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    But it's a really fun and entertaining game. The bullshit with server connectivity, and now security, is bullshit, don't get me wrong, but the game itself is a blast to play. And isn't that ultimately why we play games? To have fun? Oh wait, I'm on the Codex: we play games so that we can masturbate over how monocle the mechanics are in the abstract. Seriously guys, if you just play games to show off how monocle you are, why spend your time playing games? Why not spend your time with an actual "serious" hobby like philosophy or classic literature? At least then you'll be less of a bore at a party.
  17. Steve Learned

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    Act 2 inferno is pretty fucking retarded, only viable tactic seems to be to throw dots and run around for 5 minutes, so difficult and hardcore xD.
  18. Xi Savant

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    My brain almost exploded.

    On a side note, I'm in A2 Hell mode and the game is quite challenging. I'm enjoying the difficult encounters and the lust for loot.
  19. Father Walker Potato Ranger

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    Yeah, it starts to get decent in the Nightmare. But unless they do something with the pings, I'm going to fucking sue them or ask for refund :smug:
  20. felipepepe Anacoluthon Patron

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    One thing I just noted, that shows perfectly how Blizard rushed some stuff out: The first quest in the game, to kill the Wretched Mothers, has a sub-objective, giving you more XP if you kill 3 of them...and nowhere in the game you'll find another bonus mission like that...
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    Is that so? I remember seeing another one in the game, also near the start, but I can't recall what. Or maybe I mistake it for another objective for an achievement. Whatever the case, it doesn't really impact the game much.
  22. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    They probably redid the beta areas multiple times, but never bothered reworking the structure of the rest of the game since it wasn't part of their big marketing beta push.
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  23. Black Prophet

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    Getting people to safety at the end of a2 is something like that.
  24. DraQ Arcane

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    Jaesun may be gay but he's no faggot, my friend.

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  25. waywardOne Arbiter

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    South Park had an episode that clearly showed the difference between 'faggot' and 'gay'.

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