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Arcanum Modesty Mod

Berzee

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For the person who, for one of many possible reasons, wants to be able to swap out armor and clothes and such without ending up with a party of ladies walking around in just their undergarments -- here's a mod that will replace various outfits with less revealing alternatives (underwear becomes a dress, some of the armors are also replaced). Some dialog bits are edited too, from the brothel and from Stillwater, and given a more family-friendly replacement. For example, the brothel has been converted into a dental clinic.

Direct download: https://s3.amazonaws.com/modestymods/arcanum/arcanum_modesty_mod.7z
Page on my modesty mods site about it: http://modestymods.com/?game=arcanum

That is all -- thanks =)
 
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JarlFrank

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
what is this i dont even :retarded:

Why would Arcanum, of all games, need a modesty patch? The undergarments aren't very revealing in the first place and the brothel isn't too explicit either.

Edit: Damn, that modesty patch site is hilarious :lol:
 

JarlFrank

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
The best thing is that the games these modesty patches are for aren't even that immodest in the first place. :lol:
 

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This has to become a sticky...Can't wait to see what's in store.

Maybe we could offer suggestions as to what to make more modest next?

The Witcher?
Bonetown?
AoD?

I hope there is less exposed skin with these mods than evidenced by this base, immoral creature:
bathing_machine.jpg
 

Coyote

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This is a book about ninjas. And sisters. And how to harness the power of the ninja to be a great brother-in-Christ to those sisters.

*Sigh* Another day, another chicken causing me trouble. You see, I'm a chicken farmer and as a chicken farmer I tend to my flock, care for them when they're sick, and generally oversee their lives and behavior.

It's a profitable business in these parts, chicken farming is. Mostly because I'm the only person who does it within 100 square miles. It's dangerous because I'm dealing with eggs, and eggs are potentially the most deadly substance on the planet.

They're edible, of course, and they're highly prized as decorations and in games around Easter time, but they also have the potential to contain a living chicken and we all know how horrid that could be. I've been farming poultry since I was five years old and, up to this point, have had a flawless record of delivering safe, edible, non-contaminated eggs to every one of my customers (except for that man who actually asked me for contaminated eggs, but that's a whole other story and one that I couldn't possibly get into now).

But today's fiasco doesn't have anything to do with my egg delivery record or my, also flawless, meat delivery record, today's fiasco has to do with Gilda, the old hen who has recently come close to the end of her egg laying years. Gilda decided that she would eat a contaminated egg this afternoon while I was away at lunch.

Not only is egg eating a horrible habit for any chicken, eating a contaminated egg can lead to all sorts of nasty problems, but that's only what I was told by my father, who was told by his father and so on. I've never had anything of this sort happen before, and I'm not sure if anything of this sort has ever happened before.

I'm coming up on the coop where Gilda is now, Marita, my ten year old, was the first to discover this mess and has been here, keeping Gilda away from the other chickens because we're not sure what will happen to her or if it will be contagious.

Embracing me and weeping she cries out �oh Daddy! Is Gilda going to DIE?� Marita is distraught, but I'm not sure why, I haven't yet seen what's happening in the coop so I pat her hair and tell her �It's going to be ok, Munchkin, you'll see. Nothing is bad forever.�

Finally, I've coaxed and comforted Marita enough for her to lead me to where Gilda is.

�Oh my...!� I'm not a swearing man, but, seeing what has happened to my hen, it's hard to hold my tongue.

The bird is swollen to twice her size, her feathers are all sticking out like she's a porcupine, and her face is all puffed up like a chubby baby.

She's looking up at me with innocent, uncomprehending eyes. I look down at her, with probably the same incomprehension on my face. What do you do with a chicken in that state?

*Bam!*

Feathers float down as I cover Marita's eyes and try to avoid falling chicken particles. That's the end of Gilda, and that's what happens when a chicken eats a contaminated egg. I suppose this is why chicken farming is one of the most dangerous careers on the planet.

BONUS:
this is my favorite
mental exercise and party game

Would you superpower if arbitrary penalty?

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Berzee/how-did-you-sleep
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Berzee/the-great-minimum
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Berzee/one-traveler

:hmmm:

...

Please don't break this man, Codex.
 

JarlFrank

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Bloodlines! I'd like to see him attempt to modestify Jeanette and Velvet, as well as replace the whores with some other kind of service women, and censor the porn shop.

Bloodlines would be a true challenge for any modesty patch maker!
 

Grunker

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I concur. Perhaps a Ban of Mercy, although I am woe as to the prospects this shall deny us from.

Truely a dilemma of the ages.
 

Berzee

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LOL
Thanks you all, I haven't laughed that hard in oh, several days. :D (Especially when I saw that you quoted my wife's documentary about chicken farming).


Not doing it for the male characters as well is somewhat hypocritical, no?

More like extremely lazy. :( Modding Arcanum was time-consuming for me so I only changed the things that were an immediate personal bother to me.

There's something prosperous about this man.
:hug:
 

SCO

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This was what was missing in the game.

Downloaded.
This man has touched my cold heart. Please ban him for his own good.
 

Grunker

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And thus a new Prosper was born; forever burying the past in the anals of Codexia.

As for what was to come, however, the citizens of fair Codexia had no idea...
 

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Eh, he's playing Wizardry and Arcanum (and Oblivion but we won't hold that against him) and gives little gifts for his wife(as a family man myself I've a soft spot for such things)so that makes him a bro regardless of his prudish nature. Hell, he has an entire blog just on playing Wizardry VI...Let's see:

But the first step in playing any game is still the same, and that is to make sure that it is not full of people-without-much-clothes…oh…WIZARDRY VI, YOU FAIL THE VERY FIRST TEST. Did you not have enough kilobytes for clothing? That’s not even how kilobytes work, Wizardry VI. Ahh, but there are editors, yessss…immodesty is truly the Bane of the Bane of the Cosmic Forge, but luckily I have the Cosmic Forge! So I did What I Do, and hacked together a modesty mod. I could’ve drawn new pictures, but to save time, I simply replaced all the Amazons and Mermaids and et cetera with Ninjas!


This is the key to happiness in your entire life. I think this man has stumbled onto something...

:bro:
 

Grunker

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But the first step in playing any game is still the same, and that is to make sure that it is not full of people-without-much-clothes…oh…WIZARDRY VI, YOU FAIL THE VERY FIRST TEST. Did you not have enough kilobytes for clothing? That’s not even how kilobytes work, Wizardry VI. Ahh, but there are editors, yessss…immodesty is truly the Bane of the Bane of the Cosmic Forge, but luckily I have the Cosmic Forge! So I did What I Do, and hacked together a modesty mod. I could’ve drawn new pictures, but to save time, I simply replaced all the Amazons and Mermaids and et cetera with Ninjas!

hahaha :lol:
 

sgc_meltdown

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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=19338

Tell me something ... why the fuck would you want to ADD more clothing to the women of Skyrim unless perhaps your some kind of a Bible thumping Armish faggot.

Skunk, everyone knows that the Amish are a plain and simple folk, and as such, they only play vanilla Skyrim.

I strongly believe that the Prime Directive should be invoked here as we fallen souls simply cannot in conscience interfere with the prosperity of this man.
 

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The guy is a true Codexer at heart though with his quick wit and dubious priorities. The reply to Skunk was well played and the fact that stealing clothing from dead bodies(and presumably making them dead in the first place) isn't a problem for our intrepid hero, but seeing a bit of pixellated skin even sans genitalia is; is right up there with the most aspie of our brethren.

:salute:
 

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