Dawkinsfan69
Dumbfuck!
Posting screenshots and some commentary of my Ironman AoD attempts here.
Don't have hours to gather and type up every fucking bit of dialogue tho, I'll try to fill in some blanks. Please, I hope you enjoyment.
Meet my Grifter, Xx420xX_PUS5Y_5LAY3R_XxMLGxX
First dude I talked to was some bullshit story teller who rambled for like 300 lines of dialogue:
He's probably full of shit so I won't bother posting whatever else he said. After speaking with him, some dude who I'm assuming was my 'trainer' in the arts of 'grifting' called me over:
He wants me to disguise myself as a lore master and steal a map from some rich guy. I think this is like a tutorial. Hope I don't get killed! (Hint: I don't get fucking killed wtf u think i'm some scrub ass retard fuck u)
I tell him his map smells like shit and he should just give it to me for free. So he gives me the map and my trainer tells me to take it to some lore master, then he leaves the town. Before heading to the lore master I bought some javelins because I guess this class is decent at throwing stuff:
I go see lore master ching chong and he tries to BS me but my street smart skill is too high for that so I call him out and he tells me to go see Antidas:
Then he says he'll pay me to kill a competing lore master:
So I'm like 'ok' but really I'm thinking 'fuck u ching' and I head over to the competing lore master and get him a job in the palace.
GET REKT ChING GO BACK TO ChINA
So they like me and let me see lord antidas and he asks me to join the legion and I'm like 'fuck ya bud' and I join and they give me some quests or whatever:
I'm supposed to go to some rival camp and sabotage it. Also they want me to kill raiders. IDK about that tho my girl is weak AF I'm thinking I just wanna gtfo. But I see a preacher in the plaza and, cuz I have high speech, I convince him that I'm sent by god or some shit and he spreads the word around that I'm some sort of divine thing. Pretty cool tbh.
Ok so I've gained a bunch of character points through all this crap so I spent them. Lore seems valuable so I'm dumping points into that:
And now I decide to head over to that rival camp to see what I can do. Hope I don't get killed! (Hint: I don't get fucking killed fuck u for even thinking taht btich ass i'm MLG):
They thought Sohrab was a dude but I'm like no sohrab's a chick and they're like 'ok' and they let me in to play with the machines. OH WHAT A SURPRISE lore comes in handy here right after I dumped a bunch of points into it! I must be some sort of meta genius or something wow!:
Anyway I fix the machines and they're like 'thx bruh' and they take me to some new city and I get a little screen telling me what happened after I left:
Basically ching chong was kicked out of town and the preacher dude is building an army for me. So I've done damn well so far and I pat myself on the back. I thought people said this game was hard? Anyway I go to this new city and swear allegiance to the rival clan and this clan's leader tells me to go chekc out a tomb and find some helmet or some shit and I'm like 'ok i'll get right on that' but I probably won't but hey idk we'll see he seems kinda chill:
Then they escort me inside the city gates:
And I look at the map and I'm like "fucking hell this city's huge AF i'm done for today" and I save and quit:
Maybe I'll post more sometime thx guys hope u like
Don't have hours to gather and type up every fucking bit of dialogue tho, I'll try to fill in some blanks. Please, I hope you enjoyment.
Meet my Grifter, Xx420xX_PUS5Y_5LAY3R_XxMLGxX
First dude I talked to was some bullshit story teller who rambled for like 300 lines of dialogue:
He's probably full of shit so I won't bother posting whatever else he said. After speaking with him, some dude who I'm assuming was my 'trainer' in the arts of 'grifting' called me over:
He wants me to disguise myself as a lore master and steal a map from some rich guy. I think this is like a tutorial. Hope I don't get killed! (Hint: I don't get fucking killed wtf u think i'm some scrub ass retard fuck u)
I tell him his map smells like shit and he should just give it to me for free. So he gives me the map and my trainer tells me to take it to some lore master, then he leaves the town. Before heading to the lore master I bought some javelins because I guess this class is decent at throwing stuff:
I go see lore master ching chong and he tries to BS me but my street smart skill is too high for that so I call him out and he tells me to go see Antidas:
Then he says he'll pay me to kill a competing lore master:
So I'm like 'ok' but really I'm thinking 'fuck u ching' and I head over to the competing lore master and get him a job in the palace.
GET REKT ChING GO BACK TO ChINA
So they like me and let me see lord antidas and he asks me to join the legion and I'm like 'fuck ya bud' and I join and they give me some quests or whatever:
I'm supposed to go to some rival camp and sabotage it. Also they want me to kill raiders. IDK about that tho my girl is weak AF I'm thinking I just wanna gtfo. But I see a preacher in the plaza and, cuz I have high speech, I convince him that I'm sent by god or some shit and he spreads the word around that I'm some sort of divine thing. Pretty cool tbh.
Ok so I've gained a bunch of character points through all this crap so I spent them. Lore seems valuable so I'm dumping points into that:
And now I decide to head over to that rival camp to see what I can do. Hope I don't get killed! (Hint: I don't get fucking killed fuck u for even thinking taht btich ass i'm MLG):
They thought Sohrab was a dude but I'm like no sohrab's a chick and they're like 'ok' and they let me in to play with the machines. OH WHAT A SURPRISE lore comes in handy here right after I dumped a bunch of points into it! I must be some sort of meta genius or something wow!:
Anyway I fix the machines and they're like 'thx bruh' and they take me to some new city and I get a little screen telling me what happened after I left:
Basically ching chong was kicked out of town and the preacher dude is building an army for me. So I've done damn well so far and I pat myself on the back. I thought people said this game was hard? Anyway I go to this new city and swear allegiance to the rival clan and this clan's leader tells me to go chekc out a tomb and find some helmet or some shit and I'm like 'ok i'll get right on that' but I probably won't but hey idk we'll see he seems kinda chill:
Then they escort me inside the city gates:
And I look at the map and I'm like "fucking hell this city's huge AF i'm done for today" and I save and quit:
Maybe I'll post more sometime thx guys hope u like