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Alan Wake not coming to PC?

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Kingston, Jul 11, 2009.

  1. Kingston Arbiter

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    Click here and disable ads!
    http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/59493

    HERP DERP!

    My patriotism made me hope for this game a bit more than I should have. But it's obvious, it'll be shit.

  2. MetalCraze Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck!

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    Game video made me indifferent to this one. What had to be an action-adventure low on shooting turned into "kill lots of same looking slow monsters by using these cool tricks". Nothing of value was lost with this announcement.

  3. Darth Roxor Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    /Care, it looked like crap from the E3 presentations anyway.

  4. Hobo Elf Arbiter

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    Finland fails once again.

  5. The Feral Kid Barely Literate

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    As if that is shocking news. Especially after the latest video display that screamed consolization.

  6. zaero Barely Literate

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    They promised a more open ended Silent Hill 2. Instead, they 're delivering a more action packed Alone 4: The New Nightmare (with the same light/darkness mechanics - weee). Major fail and it's a pity. Wrong publisher deal maybe?

  7. Gragt Arcane Patron

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    Moar like Failland, amirite?

  8. Burning Bridges Tacticular Staff

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    Shove It Up Your Ass!

  9. Boyarpunk Learned Patron

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    Fuck you, Remedy Entertainment :evil:

  10. Frau Bishop Arbiter

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    After five years and tons of annoying pr it's gonna be a shitty xbox shooter? Grats.
    PC port coming later, sure, I'll wait for Duke Wakem like crazy.

  11. Turok Educated

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    I remember when they say that the game will be only directX10 (soo you where going to be forced to use Vista).

    Funny :D

  12. WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Plumber Patron

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    [IMG]

  13. JarlFrank Великий князь Patron

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    I wish someone would finally say again "Well we're making the PC version and when that's done, we might think about porting it to consoles."

  14. The Ninth Circle Barely Literate

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    The irony. The game nerds everywhere pointing to as the sole reason to own quadcore CPUs years before they would ever be useful.. is going to a console with a shitty CPU.

    Well done. Hopefully they got some kickbacks from Intel.

  15. Pegultagol Scholar Patron

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    X360 release makes it far more likely that the game will at least be ported to the PC; from all the apparent struggles the developer is having developing games, the easiest thing it could do is port and try to maximize the value of their ip, if it had any to begin with.

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