Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Game News Age of Decadence April Update

Discussion in 'RPG Codex News & Content Comments' started by VentilatorOfDoom, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. Dr.Faust Educated

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    Just how brutal are the brutal deaths? Are we talking goregrind level of brutality or just regular mortal kombat brutality?
  2. Elhoim Developer

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    There is no dismemberment, they are basically especial death animations with added brutality. For example, in the 2H spear one, you impale your opponent, lift him up and throw him away.
  3. Dicksmoker Liturgist

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    What if your strength is low?
  4. Bigot_ Novice

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    Your arm gives out as you lift him over your head, his corpse falls on top of you and you suffocate
  5. zelda64whatagreatgame Educated

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    is that true Bigot_? if so i'm stoked.
  6. zelda64whatagreatgame Educated

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    i wonder how far nick has come with his new grass rendering technique.
  7. SkepticsClaw Potential Fire Hazard

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    Wow, brutal deaths! My deep C&C based roleplaying experience has truly been enhanced by such integral features
  8. zelda64whatagreatgame Educated

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    Is anyone else stoked for the may update yet?
  9. Black Bart Charley Scholar

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    There is no "cant wait to pirate it" joke here... yet.
  10. commie Magister Patron

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    You cannot pirate what does not exist.
  11. zelda64whatagreatgame Educated

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    that's the new DRM technique oscar has been working on.
  12. Matt7895 Cipher Patron

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    Will there be romances?
  13. zelda64whatagreatgame Educated

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    hmm they would need an obese women to write those.
  14. villain of the story Unwanted

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    FLASH FLASH FLASH: Pre-Alpha code LEAKED! Fanboys spotted defending the leaked build, saying things like "you realize they are still working on it, right? When they finish it, it will look like Crysis and play like Mass Effect".
  15. Jaesun Fabulous Moderator Patron

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    *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*
  16. commie Magister Patron

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    Anything's an excuse to *FAP* with you!
  17. Jaesun Fabulous Moderator Patron

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    I just have enjoyed the videos they have shown us so far. OMG WANT NAOW!
  18. a budda Arbiter

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    so how long do we have to wait? π x doors?

    i know i want it polished but really i want it NAOW, just patch it later like all the pros do :)
  19. Stalin Scholar

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  20. zelda64whatagreatgame Educated

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    there is probably a sweet spot that factors in a developers dependancy on message board encouragment and the developers internal drive to finish a project. if we could only shut down the iron tower message boards for a while we might get the game earlier. on the other hand we wouldn't want a situation where they stop making the game altogether but i think something drastic might have to be done now.
  21. zelda64whatagreatgame Educated

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    i was brought up on the streets and here we call it tough love.
  22. Dicksmoker Liturgist

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    You mean tough love therapy.
  23. a budda Arbiter

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    yjat spot is EA saying: would CEO be okay?
    thuck you VD, next game
    this one's already good enough and we'd have bought two years ago already
    i mean: you're polishing assplosions? ust like you're saying "EA come"
    you're definitely going to be there AFTER AoD2 so just give us the goddamn game
    and raise the price 1/4th, we're still happy
  24. Jaime Lannister Arbiter

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    The only one I'd want is:

    It's still not out. April Fools!
  25. a budda Arbiter

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    one sad joke :/

    hey, but we're gonna get it... someday

    WHEN?

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