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A Dark Proposition

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DarkUnderlord once sent me a PM asking if I wanted to see his boomerang. I always thought those exotic weapons were cool, so I said yes. After a couple hours, he sent me another message, this one just had a video attached. When I opened it, I could see a man standing in the middle of a dimly lit room, naked from the waist down, wearing a greasy MENSA shirt and a crocodile dundee hat that covered his features. He started moving in circles while spinning, making "woosh woosh" sounds with his mouth, and stops in front of the camera, showing off his crooked penis, bending heavily to the right. He repeated that procedure two more times. Then he says "hey bro, wanna meet my pet koalas?", grabs his testicles in a fist and rubs them all over the lens. The hair was trimmed but I think he didn't do it right, must have been done in a hurry. There were little cuts all over his ballsack, and the lens was soon so smudged with blood that I couldn't see anything. The video continued for three more minutes. I'm relieved that I'm finally able to share my story.

DarkUnderlord is a just and decent ruler who stands by his sword.
I think you made a typo there. Fix'd.

*honorblade*
 

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DarkUnderlord helped me out in my first days here on the Codex when Spacemoose was being a cunt. He also gave me some buttons a while back.

On the downside though, he drinks Foster's. Maybe the 'local' stuff is drinkable, but the 'dishwater-in-a-can' that's exported to the rest of the world is not even sudsy.
 

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