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A Dark Proposition

Ranselknulf

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When I first joined the codex in 2012, I was posting in the Grimoire thread and still learning about the Massive Incline that was soon to be released. My posts must have been special because I soon caught the attention of an older gentlemen who goes by the name of DarkUnderlord. As the weeks passed and I continued to post DarkUnderlord would make jokes about my chest and send me pictures of topless guys — but I didn’t think much of it at the time.

One day I logged into the codex and noticed a private conversation invite from DarkUnderlord. When I opened the conversation he asked me what my favorite rpg was (normal), where I went to school (a little weird, but eh), and if I had a boyfriend (creepy). I, being an innocent lil nerd, proceeded to talk about the rpgs I like and my favorite RTWP implementations and how fun they were. I remember feeling flattered that he asked me so many questions about my life and seemed to listen to my responses. I lived close by, so he asked for my phone number to contact me and offered to bring by pizza (which, again, is weird in retrospect). I declined and he was kinda mad, but by this point, a new poster named Scrooge had joined the codex and I never heard from DarkUnderlord again.

To this day I still have a funny feeling about my encounter with this older gentlemen and wonder if other brave posters would care to share their stories.
 

Cudgel

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Darkunderlord ran a contest for game keys to either Pillars of Eternity or Tyranny. 20 such prizes were offered and I spent many hours on my entry. When it came time to pay up he gave prizes to only two entries.

DU never gave me a reach around, but he sure fucked me in the ass.
 

vdweller

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Darkunderlord ran a contest for game keys to either Pillars of Eternity or Tyranny. 20 such prizes were offered and I spent many hours on my entry. When it came time to pay up he gave prizes to only two entries.

DU never gave me a reach around, but he sure fucked me in the ass.
Did it feel good tho
 

Cudgel

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Darkunderlord ran a contest for game keys to either Pillars of Eternity or Tyranny. 20 such prizes were offered and I spent many hours on my entry. When it came time to pay up he gave prizes to only two entries.

DU never gave me a reach around, but he sure fucked me in the ass.
Did it feel good tho
It felt like 5.63 inches.
 

Zdzisiu

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Darkunderlord ran a contest for game keys to either Pillars of Eternity or Tyranny. 20 such prizes were offered and I spent many hours on my entry. When it came time to pay up he gave prizes to only two entries.

DU never gave me a reach around, but he sure fucked me in the ass.
Did it feel good tho
It felt like 5.63 inches.
Son, you must have one hell of a sensitive anus to be able to measure it to two decimal places.
 

Bumvelcrow

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Son, you must have one hell of a sensitive anus to be able to measure it to two decimal places.

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vdweller

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Sensitive anus...

Transsexual avatar...

HL3 CONFIRMED OLOLOLOOOLOOOL God dammit I sound like a faggot sometimes
 

Bester

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He once invited me to go to Larian in Gent because I was close by at the time and when I politely declined explaining that I wasn't good at social interactions, he came on strong. He kept messaging me insisting that I go even after I stopped answering him, so I had to stop opening the codex for a couple days hoping he'd forget me and find someone else to harass, and I felt raped. I'm only coming out now due to these allegations seeing the light of day, almost word for word recounting my own experience.
 
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DarkUnderlord sent me to a gaming convention, all expenses paid. He said there are no strings attached and naive as I am believed him.
He flew me in first class, which was weird. The hotel room had strange decoration. Dinner was by candlelight. Strange, to put it mildly, for two straight shooters to eat this way.
And then he viciously raped me. First in the mouth, I could not breath but he would force his cock down my throat and hold me choking and gagging.
Then he slapped me painfully until I was blue and raw. And then he fucked my ass. When he came, he chocked me out and I thought I was going to die.

And he bought me a compact camera afterwards!
 

ERYFKRAD

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DarkUnderlord sent me to a gaming convention, all expenses paid. He said there are no strings attached and naive as I am believed him.
He flew me in first class, which was weird. The hotel room had strange decoration. Dinner was by candlelight. Strange, to put it mildly, for two straight shooters to eat this way.
And then he viciously raped me. First in the mouth, I could not breath but he would force his cock down my throat and hold me choking and gagging.
Then he slapped me painfully until I was blue and raw. And then he fucked my ass. When he came, he chocked me out and I thought I was going to die.

And he bought me a compact camera afterwards!
Hi Bubbles.
 

Haba

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DarkUnderlord sent me to a gaming convention, all expenses paid. He said there are no strings attached and naive as I am believed him.
He flew me in first class, which was weird. The hotel room had strange decoration. Dinner was by candlelight. Strange, to put it mildly, for two straight shooters to eat this way.
And then he viciously raped me. First in the mouth, I could not breath but he would force his cock down my throat and hold me choking and gagging.
Then he slapped me painfully until I was blue and raw. And then he fucked my ass. When he came, he chocked me out and I thought I was going to die.

And he bought me a compact camera afterwards!

You wouldn't happen to have any pictures or video of the event...?

For... evidence.
 

Cosmic Bane

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I signed up to the site and this guy keeps sending me these 'helpful' emails saying someone posted in a thread I "subscribed" to. It thought it was innocuous at first but he just keeps it up and ignores all my emails asking him to stop. Now I check outside the window before I log in, I don't think I can take any more of this tension!
 

Ismaul

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So this is the thread for the new monthly challenge, following doggy month?
 

Zep Zepo

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When I first joined the codex in in 2013, an unknown to me mod calling himself Crispy was sending me PMs asking for DLC Pics. I was like..."For what game?"

He was all like "You Know *wink wink*...'Hide The Sausage' "

I tried to look the game up on steam but couldn't find it...Meanwhile the "DLC Pics, Pls" messages continued.

Shortly afterward, he was fired from the site and gave up asking me for "DLC Pics". I was relieved.

Only later did I realize the "L" was a capital "I".

Then he was rehired. Fortunately for me, he must have found a new young-blood and no longer messaged me.

Zep--
 

Santander02

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He gave me buttons and a few brofists, he's ok.
 

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