In Progress Let's Xenocide the Xenomorphs - Xenonauts needed

[Tytus]

Because

Ulminati and Undead Phoenix apparently can't stop sucking dick.

I was forced to commit a Xenocide. But I can't do it alone. Help me Kodeks.

The Game: (You just lost it)

A kickstarter fueled wet dream of a 30 years old manchild who played the original back in the 1994 when he was 10 and killed aliens on his dad work computer. And is probably still playing on his dad work computer today.

The Body Count:

It will be a blind run, on Veteran, Ironman. So the bodies will hit the floor. Therefore I'm in need of meat shields brave soldiers that will die with the song of war on their lips.

The Quality:

Expect it to be very lousy. Never played the game so we will probably all die and I don't think we will able to nuke it from orbit, to be sure. This is Mother Earth after all. You wouldn't fuck your own mother, would you? You sick fucks, you probably would.
This is also my first let's play - it will be a learning experience. Growing pains, butthurt and fail all around.


So who is up for an anal probe?




Hall of Shame: (You will be uplifted to Sto-vo-kor by blue/green Alien Girls only when you die)

- Sranchammer
- ERYFKRAD
- Tzaero (EXECUTE HIM!)
- Ashery
- The Brazilian Slaughter
- not an artichoke
- sepulki
- Kipeci
- Imperator
- MicoSelva
- Ulminati
- tindrli
- Commissar Draco
- Nevill
- Zero Credibility
- anus_pounder
- Azira
- Aeschylus
- Comte
- Scrooge
- MotherMachinae
- stabby
- Storyfag
- zwanzig_zwoelf
- Grimgravy
- Smashing Axe

 

[Sranchammer]

SIR, REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!

 

[ERYFKRAD]

One more day in the service of the Empra.

 

[Tzaero]

Count me in.

 

[Ashery]

I chose a hell of a day to start another game myself,

Sign me up.

 

[not an artichoke]

Why not? This is your first LP and my first LP joined as a leafshield. If I should fall in battle, keep the mayonnaise dip prepared.

 

[sepulki]

He who drinks potato thinks potato. Sign me up for the slaughter.

 

[Kipeci]

I would gladly donate my organs to choke the foul xenos!

 

[Imperator]

Ready for duty sir!

 

[MicoSelva]

Mico Selva ready to put his life on the line for humanity. Hopefully I will last longer than in that Terror From The Deep LP (died in first mission).

 

[Ulminati]

Signing up for multi headed xeno hitting ass and thigh. O god itz heavan!

 

[tindrli]

Another Bro reporting for Duty

 

[Ulminati]

If you haven't yet started, I can recommend sharex. It's what Phoenix and I are using. Remember to untick window transparency/shadow in task settings->capture. (And possibly tick capture client area in window, I just noticed that...).
It allows you to take a screenshot of the currently active window and autouploads it to imgur for you. So you can just play and press whatever screenshot key you bind to Capture Current Window. Then afterwards, ctrl+a to mark all the screenshots you took in sharex, right-click, copy->"Forum (BBCode) Image".

That'll give you image links you can paste into the reply box on Kodeks. Then click the more options button on the lower-right and it'll convert the image links to images in the draft editor.

It's a lot less effort than copypastaing a bajillion printscreens into photoshop, saving individually and waiting for the bulk uploader.

 

[Tytus]

If you haven't yet started, I can recommend sharex. It's what Phoenix and I are using. Remember to untick window transparency/shadow in task settings->capture. (And possibly tick capture client area in window, I just noticed that...).
It allows you to take a screenshot of the currently active window and autouploads it to imgur for you. So you can just play and press whatever screenshot key you bind to Capture Current Window. Then afterwards, ctrl+a to mark all the screenshots you took in sharex, right-click, copy->"Forum (BBCode) Image".

That'll give you image links you can paste into the reply box on Kodeks. Then click the more options button on the lower-right and it'll convert the image links to images in the draft editor.

It's a lot less effort than copypastaing a bajillion printscreens into photoshop, saving individually and waiting for the bulk uploader.

Thanks for the tip I was going to use Fraps, but I'll consider your recommendation. I should start playing today. Just have finish some other life related things.

 

[Commissar Draco]

I stand ready to serve Emperor and Motherland.

 

[Nevill]

Can we pick our loadouts as well?

Reporting for Rocketeer duty. Failing that, just give me tons of what passes for HE in this game and send me inside the UFOs for the glory of Terra.

 

[Zero Credibility]

Private Zero Cred reporting for duty, Sah!

Make me a sniper if you can, I want to pop alien heads from a distance.

 

[anus_pounder]

Signing up for duty! (as a reservist from the looks of the filled roster)

 

[Azira]

Meat popsicle ready for duty.

 

[Aeschylus]

I volunteer for plasma melting, sir!

 

[Comte]

Sir Reporting for Duty!!

 

[Scroo]

Well, why not. Need to have other options in case I'll die in Ulminati's LP after all.

 

[Tytus]

Never played the game so I don't take signing up for classes yet, but when I get the hang of the game I wll take your sugestions into consideration.

Either way I'm finally starting the game, I think the first update willl be done today.

Wish me.... or more accurately yourselves lucks.

 

[Baron Dupek]

I live! Again... Die short or die trying.
Anyway - do eet. Sign me in.
FFS I should play this game finally.

 

[DDZ]

DDZ

Woooo.