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Furry Weeaboo Nazi Nihilist
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No weak ass save scumming, automapping dungeon crawl is this. No sir, behold, the monblutian RPG for the hardcore elite, Shining in the Darkness:
(This is in fact the title screen.)
Looks like they had Snuggies back in the day too.
Note that you can't make multiple saves from one game; the 3 slots are just to facilitate multiple people playing on the same cartridge. Since, you know, game companies weren't dicks back then.
There can be only one answer to such a question.
It barely fit too,
He must be lurking our forums. He certainly looks like a deviant.
Sorry, thats not quite enough tropes, could you ladle in a few more?
Those sound like totally useful friends and not at all like useless children.
Hear that? The king awaits us. SIR Codex. We must be pretty damn important huh?
Indeed.
Video game tropes/minute rate approaching critical mass...
What? You mean the king is actually willing to outfit someone (a single someone) with gold to equip themselves for the sake of his own daughter? How generous!
200 gold pieces must clearly be enough for proper equipment. It's the princess after all, and we're the best knight available. We'll be geared at least as well as sirBarristan Tristan.
Behold the 3D display of a lifetime, as only the genesis can perform:
Technically I missed a few frames, but I'm sure you were sufficiently amazed by those two.
Well, to the arsenal!
So we were given precisely enough gold to buy a sword, (a short sword at that) and nothing more. That's a bit stingy. What else does he have anyways?
Geez, looks like our pay was missing about 2 digits off what we actually needed. We should check and see what we already have before buying anything though. Would be stupid to buy a sword if we already have one, right?
With an IQ of 8, I suppose that explains why we can't speak and aren't trusted with enough money to buy a decent set of clothes, let alone armor and weapons.
So we're entirely lacking a shield and helm. Lets see what stats our current equipment provide compared to our innate stats:
The knife is kinda shitty. 5 attack on top of 18.
The robe on the other hand, is tripling our defense. Lets see what armor is for sale. Maybe we can get that instead.
Dear god he's smoking a pipe! Think of all the children this profane imagery must have corrupted. Thank god such things are censored these days. Anyways, what is for sale?
I have a feeling a cloth hood won't exactly make us invincible. Looks like mage armor. Shields?
A gauntlet seems more reasonable. And for armor?
We can't even afford better body armor yet. Even a straw robe is 250 gold, and we're already wearing a woven robe, which is worth 200. Whats the other armor?
God damn. Only 15 more princesses to rescue before we can afford that. Hope the king is a busy man.
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So codex, what do you think? What should we buy? Where should we go? How many pages will this reach before it gets abandoned?
(This is in fact the title screen.)
Looks like they had Snuggies back in the day too.
Note that you can't make multiple saves from one game; the 3 slots are just to facilitate multiple people playing on the same cartridge. Since, you know, game companies weren't dicks back then.
There can be only one answer to such a question.
It barely fit too,
He must be lurking our forums. He certainly looks like a deviant.
Sorry, thats not quite enough tropes, could you ladle in a few more?
Those sound like totally useful friends and not at all like useless children.
Hear that? The king awaits us. SIR Codex. We must be pretty damn important huh?
Indeed.
Video game tropes/minute rate approaching critical mass...
What? You mean the king is actually willing to outfit someone (a single someone) with gold to equip themselves for the sake of his own daughter? How generous!
200 gold pieces must clearly be enough for proper equipment. It's the princess after all, and we're the best knight available. We'll be geared at least as well as sir
Behold the 3D display of a lifetime, as only the genesis can perform:
Technically I missed a few frames, but I'm sure you were sufficiently amazed by those two.
Well, to the arsenal!
So we were given precisely enough gold to buy a sword, (a short sword at that) and nothing more. That's a bit stingy. What else does he have anyways?
Geez, looks like our pay was missing about 2 digits off what we actually needed. We should check and see what we already have before buying anything though. Would be stupid to buy a sword if we already have one, right?
With an IQ of 8, I suppose that explains why we can't speak and aren't trusted with enough money to buy a decent set of clothes, let alone armor and weapons.
So we're entirely lacking a shield and helm. Lets see what stats our current equipment provide compared to our innate stats:
The knife is kinda shitty. 5 attack on top of 18.
The robe on the other hand, is tripling our defense. Lets see what armor is for sale. Maybe we can get that instead.
Dear god he's smoking a pipe! Think of all the children this profane imagery must have corrupted. Thank god such things are censored these days. Anyways, what is for sale?
I have a feeling a cloth hood won't exactly make us invincible. Looks like mage armor. Shields?
A gauntlet seems more reasonable. And for armor?
We can't even afford better body armor yet. Even a straw robe is 250 gold, and we're already wearing a woven robe, which is worth 200. Whats the other armor?
God damn. Only 15 more princesses to rescue before we can afford that. Hope the king is a busy man.
________________________________
So codex, what do you think? What should we buy? Where should we go? How many pages will this reach before it gets abandoned?