5Hitman: derpolution

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Hitman 1 was the only good in the series. Everything after that declined into dumbed down popamole.

So why is the Codex complaining then?

Yeah the garden then.

Nope.

If you snipe him from the broken down house while he goes out to the guest area and shoots in the air, nobody notices.

The annoying thing is that if you snipe him from the attic window during the ceremony, somehow everybody knows

Also, did you guys know:

Get the fuck out newfag.

Nobody cares about your old shitty games.

Actually sequels were kind of dumbed down. More or less, it had INOVASHUN same as new Splinter Cell (you can choose to go guns blazing or sneak around). And original Hitman massive exploring of levels was a mandatory.

i barely completed training stage of hitman. WTF i need to say. no compass, no markers, no everything.
and i cant even kill that dude in first mission. ok i understand that hitman is an old relic, like the kind which the trolls from here love, and it does not have regenerative health but cmon, at least they could have given medpacs for the first mission.

i didn't even bothered with others except i saw my older brother playing hitman 3. it looked boring, but that fat man lying in the bed was ABSOLUTELY EPIC

i really hope new game will be more centred on realism and will have more cutscenes and good narrative.

You can be the preacher (or just a bystander) and when the vows are done strangle the groom when everybody turns their backs.

I honestly 'd a little.

I always thought that the barcode was "trying too hard".

Fucking gamers and fucking marketers.

I...I can see it already:

Press A to perform aerial multi-kill

Combat Adrenaline Multiplier

Achievement Unlocked

Saving. Please do not turn off your Xbox 360

*Cutscene*

How the fuck did he get up there?

In Blood Money he could slowly clamber up elevations and jump from balcony to balcony, but to get to that ledge he must've made a completely out-of-character leap. It's 47 we want, not Sam Fisher

Well the balcony shit seemed plenty dangerous.

Even cover shooter fans hate IO Interactive's cover shooters so it's funny how they think this time they can do it right. Third time's the charm?

It's also disappointing how they've turned the Glacier engine into a UE3-knockoff. I prefer the previous games' bland utilitarian look over this mess.

The real question is, how the fuck is that even practical for killing anyone or hiding?

Hey if being a big bald dude with a barcode tattooed on the back of his head dressed as a waiter doesn't set off any alarm bells among hotel staff or trained bodyguards then I can see how leaning perilously against a pillar 30 feet above the ground with no way of escape can make perfect sense.

He'll have to execute his parkour super-stealth multi-kill finishing move by pressing two awesome buttons at the same time.

Well..makes sorta sense, a gunshot and its origin is much more noticable in a quite ceromony then in the middle of rowdy rednecks shooting in the air.

It doesn't make any sense at all when you're using a hi-tech sniper rifle with the best silencer that's available in the game, and instantly everyone knows exactly where you are and what you look like (despite shooting at them from a tiny attic window several yards away which would only show your face anyway, if that). I think it must be a bug with the mission or something, because in other missions this doesn't happen.

it's called suspension of disbelief. get it? SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF.

i'm so sick of nitpicking.

And I'm sick of you drog and your bullshit alts.

Don't quote him

alts are those who can't appreciate hard working developers, trying to make full game package to release for us to buy with our hard earned money. alts want to destroy the future of video gaming, to sent us back to the future to dark ages.

Boring.

-Qwinn

yes, i am also bored of these trolls talking nonsense that everything needs to be as they want, despite developer knowing whats better for us.