Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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5Hitman: derpolution

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by commie, May 30, 2011.

  1. chubs Novice

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    There is a mission in the game where you apply this same poison to an agent that you are supposed to rescue to fake his death, so that he can later be revived via the antidote, so I assumed he figured it out after he awoke.
  2. circ Prophet

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    Timothy Olyphant?
  3. Cassidy Arcane

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    They could have smeared an even greater volume of shit on the series had they written a 47 - Diana romance instead. Not that it will matter much.
  4. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    But I want it to happen....:(
  5. sgc_meltdown Magister

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    Icewater, Ed123 and Cassidy Brofist this.
  6. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    :love:
  7. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    :( ...What a crock of shit. Why do they spend their budget on these overpriced actors.
  8. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    It genuinely pisses me off. Devs/publishers don't seem to get that investing vidyagaem monies in an actor isn't like doing so in film & tv.
  9. sgc_meltdown Magister

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    exception is Kari Wuhrer in Red Alert 2
    :greatjob:
    Sacculina Brofists this.
  10. Ed123 Liturgist Patron

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    Glad the picture ends at his waist.
  11. Admiral jimbob nope Patron

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    What are the chances of the assassination mission not ending with Diana revealing the TRUE CONSPIRACY, with the rest of the game focused on her and 47's blossoming relationship as they discover that they can trust and depend on nobody but each other?
  12. Jick_Magger_101 Arbiter

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    So...
    Betrayal of the decade?
    At least 2k buckled under and are now developing a game to cater to X-COM fans.
  13. Outlander Custom Tags Are For Fags. Patron

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    That trailer was truly cringe worthy. And I was completely wasted when I watched it and couldn't figure out if it was real or if I was set up with some adulterated shit.

    And Diana is a nig? FFS.
  14. Stinger Liturgist

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    So are these guys at least the same people who made the original Hitman games? Is there at least some reason to hope there might be great level design and multipath approaches amidst all the bullshit?
  15. Sacculina Educated

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    Words fail me.

    Unlikely.

  16. Sacculina Educated

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    I heard that the most of the team that worked on Bloodmoney had already left when Absolution was announced.

    Edit:

    Sorta confirmed: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24132679&postcount=105. So yeah, I wouldn't keep my hopes up.
  17. RK47 No time like the present Patron

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    Much betta.
  18. Stinger Liturgist

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    Oh.....fuck me. Why was I optimistic about this?
  19. Sacculina Educated

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    This is what the original Hitman team is working on:

  20. Outlander Custom Tags Are For Fags. Patron

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    Yeah, but the character is voiced by a black actress.
  21. Sacculina Educated

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    But the character is still white. The replacement of the original voice actors is :decline: to be sure, but I don't see why this particular choice is a problem.
  22. RPGMaster Learned

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    If a white person voiced a black character the PC brigade would be up in arms.
  23. Sacculina Educated

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    So we should pre-emptively whine about a black person voicing a white character?

    5hitman's got more than enough derp to bitch about without bringing that shit up.
  24. TheEntitledOne Arbiter

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    You can't judge the game from the trailer alone. I bet that even the PS:T trailer was actiony and silly.
    And those nuns probably only show up in some mission or something.
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    It's not really whining, more like 'why the fuck would they do that?'

    Like if you start playing San Andreas and you realize CJ is voiced by, I don't know, Jay Leno.

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