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In Progress 东方红: A Hoi3 Communist China Ret's Pray

Jugashvili

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Very well, comrades, we will move the capital to a suitable temporary location, where it shall remain until we liberate the historic capital of Beijing. Our victory over the old order will only be complete after the Forbidden City has been turned into a Hall of the People!

I wonder where the actual incompetence and corruption of Nationalist China ends and pure Bolshevik propaganda starts...

Millions of battle-hardened troops after WWII, tens of thousands of US marines, western training for 500,000 troops, over four billion dollars in military aid, tanks and heavy equipment, and you'd expect Peanut to be able to hold off Communists he outnumbers 4:1, right?

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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 

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I appreciate you effort, bro comrade, but I sense a disturbing lack of gratuitous Russian in this LP.
 
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Yes, needs more Papa Joe and the Jew Grain-Train gangs of the Ukraine-North Caucasus Holodomor Tour of 1933. Mandatory for every communist LP.

But I'll settle for chinese invasion of the Kwa if you continue towards WW3 after you are done with the Axis.
 

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I appreciate you effort, bro comrade, but I sense a disturbing lack of gratuitous Russian in this LP.

Comrade, is there not enough gratuitous Chinese to delight your proletarian taste buds and sate your revolutionary hunger? This here is Mao Land. It does not scare to your rever.

Yes, needs more Papa Joe and the Jew Grain-Train gangs of the Ukraine-North Caucasus Holodomor Tour of 1933. Mandatory for every communist LP.

But I'll settle for chinese invasion of the Kwa if you continue towards WW3 after you are done with the Axis.

You're in luck, then, because the shofars of battle have been rung, and Murricans are driven back into the sea in the next installment, which I'll write as soon as I've got time.
 

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第四章: Wen me Melican Man

"Lifting a rock only to drop it on one's own feet" is a Chinese folk saying to describe the behavior of certain fools. The reactionaries in all countries are fools of this kind. In the final analysis, their persecution of the revolutionary people only serves to accelerate the people's revolutions on a broader and more intense scale. Did not the persecution of the revolutionary people by the tsar of Russia and by Chiang Kai-shek perform this function in the great Russian and Chinese revolutions?

- Mao Zedong, quoted in the 红宝书, or Treasured Red Book

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Chongqing! Shielded by the mighty Yangtse and surrounded by mountains, this city well deserves its name as the City of Heroes. Here, the newly built factories will transform this anthill of humanity, this maze of slums into a Socialist city, a city unlike any other, with spires of steel and ferroconcrete surrounding a mighty Hall of the People, all of which will have been built by the people and for the people themselves. It will be the symbol of the triumph of our revolution, the headquarters of our anti-fascist struggle, and the place where the Imperialists will sign peace on our terms.

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Congratulations, comrade. The Hall of the People, built entirely by volunteers in record time, is a momentous achievement.

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Yes. This move has cemented our authority as the sole legitimate government of China, but there are still those who do not acknowledge us. Sinkiang still trusts its vast, desert steppes to act as a barrier against us. It is time to put a stop to their insolence.

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Comrade Chairman, one moment if you please.

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Yes? What is it?

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We have just received a call from a foreign official. He insists on speaking to you.

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Hand me the phone. *picks up telephone* Yes?

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I TOLD YA, I WANNA TALK TO MOE ZAYDONG! PUT HIM ON THE PHONE!

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Speaking. Who are you?

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Ah, so you're Mow Zay Dongue. Now listen here, ya welfare luvin', big gubmint havin', gun control enforcin' commie. FREEDUMB is comin' to town. Expect us.

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...are you all right?

*click*

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Strange guy. Who was he?

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We'll soon find out...

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As Japan attacks the United States, the tangled web of diplomacy we weave becomes even more of a giant custerfuck, as the US joins the Allies and hence declares war against the Axis and Comintern at the same time!

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Undaunted by the nonsensical phone call, the People's Army advances towards Sinkiang on schedule, ready to liberate one of the last redoubts of feudalism in China.

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Excellent, Comrade. I wish you much success in this campaign. I now have a few personal scores to settle; nothing much, I'll be back as soon as possible. Keep an eye on the coast, Comrade.

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I'm not going to ask what you're going to do next. I just hope it doesn't get us in trouble.

All of a sudden, the coast of China was shaken by a dreadful din -- the call of the dread Shofars of War of Kwanzanistan!

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Here I am, ya yellow-bellied commie varmints! Have some Freedum courtesy of Uncle Sam! YEE-HAW!

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These Murricans still have a lot to learn. Let's give them a taste of what real warfare looks like.

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Comrade, I suggest that we lure them inland and cut off their supplies. You know how those Americans love their food.

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My thoughts exactly. You do the honors, comrade Zhou.

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Dagnabbit! Them Red's all over the place. March towards the coast!

:patriot: Does that mean we're retreating, sir?

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We ain't retreating, son! We're advancing backwards! Oo-ah!

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You may have won this time, Commies, but I shall return!

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Congratulations on your victory, Comrade Chairman!

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Thank you, comrade Zhou. I have just received reports from the West that the counter-revolutionaries of Sinkiang have surrendered, and that its people have been liberated. Kang sheng?

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Comrade?

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Report on our progress. How are we faring in our struggle to overtake the Japanese fascists?

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Very well, very well indeed. Please have a look.

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As you can see, we have largely recovered our pool of manpower, which is growing at a sustained rate. Our industrial capacity has narrowed the gap considerably, going from a mere quarter of Japanese capacity to half. Our current developments in infrastructure should further improve this area. Likewise, conquering Sinkiang has provided us with a direct land route with our Soviet allies, allowing us to eschew the use of convoys, which are costly and dangerous due to imperialist dominance over the waves.

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Excellent, I...!

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I'm back!

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So I see. I bet you're going to tell me about the improbable shenanigans you've been up to.

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I did a couple of things I should have done a looooong time ago.

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And what are they?

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Well, for starters...

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WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, VAARNA_AARNE? WHERE IS HE?

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...interesting. Why did you feel the sudden urge to liberate a frozen wasteland full of Elks and bestiality?

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It's personal.

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And as for the second thing you did...?

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I visited an old friend.

(In Mexico...)

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[Writing] "Hitler's soldiers are German workers and peasants. The armies of occupation must live side by side with the conquered peoples; they must observe the impoverishment and despair of the toiling masses; they must observe the latter's attempts at resistance and protest, at first muffled and then more and more open and bold... The German soldiers, that is, the workers and peasants will in the majority of cases have far more sympathy for the vanquished peoples than for their own ruling caste. The necessity to act at every step in the capacity of 'pacifiers' and oppressors will swiftly disintegrate the armies of occupation, infecting them with a revolutionary spirit."

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[Reads paper] Ha-ha! I'm so clever. I've got this all figured out. Too bad that idiot Stalin doesn't understand. If only he knew! No matter. I'll ride into Moscow on a German tank and instigate revolution in Russia and Germany at the same time. Ha-ha! *turns around* What is that? Who's there?

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It's me, Leon.

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Eek! How did you get here? Are you here to kill me?

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Yes. But first, I want to show you why. Follow me.

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What do you mean, "why"? You aren't convincing me. And follow you where? Hey! What are you doing?

[TROTSKY and JUGASHVILI are transported into a VORTEX of light! Suddenly, they appear amids the frozen and charred remains of a Bielorussian VILLAGE. A few drunken stragglers from an EINSATZKOMMANDO are still around, raping a CORPSE.]

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What have you done? Where have you taken me? What is this place?

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Look around, Leon. See the dismembered, charred corpses. See the women and children machinegunned against the walls.

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Who did this? Who are these men? I...

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This is the future as you envisioned it, Bronshtein! This is the doing of your "German peasants" and "German workers"!

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But where are the villagers? What...

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Dead, all dead! Are you happy with your creation, Leon? This place is now entirely free of Slavs!

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No... this can't be happening! What have I done?

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Have you had enough? Do you wish to go back?

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Yes... bring me back! The stench, I can't take it anymore!

[They reappear at Trotsky's home in Mexico]

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Now do you understand?

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Yes... I'm afraid I do. I cannot bear the weight of my guilt. I was a child, Stalin, a foolish child. I deserve to die to atone for my sins.

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That can be arranged... [grabs an ice axe and cleaves Trotsky's head neatly in twain]

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Well, that felt good. Now I'll just pin the blame on some random bum. Anyhow, back to China!

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...and that's how I rid the world of Trotsky.

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Wow.

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So, what's our next move?

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Grab Tibet. From it you will obtain resources, manpower, and the eternal butthurt of the Dalai Lama.

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Not a bad idea. However, Tibet is also the key to northern India. Have you considered that the British imperialists might use this as an alternate route for invasion?

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India will soon be liberated from the imperialist yoke, as will all of Asia, in time. Soviet armored divisions are rolling towards Irak and Iran as we speak; India and Burma are next.

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I guess oil will no longer be a problem, after that?

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Precisely. And we will be denying these same resources to our enemies.

It is my opinion that the international situation has now reached a new turning point. There are two winds in the world today, the East Wind and the West Wind. There is a Chinese saying, "Either the East Wind prevails over the West Wind or the West Wind prevails over the East Wind." I believe it is characteristic of the situation today that the East Wind is prevailing over the West Wind. That is to say, the forces of socialism have become overwhelmingly superior to the forces of imperialism.

- Mao Zedong

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Overtaken by a flurry of Revolutionary fervor, the Imperialist forces that had once held the world in sway crumple up like a paper tiger when faced with the Soviet and Chinese liberators!

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Driving hard across India, Soviet tank and mechanized infantry divisions advance as fast as their tracks will carry them, virtually unopposed, whilst Tibet is wrested from the hands of Buddhist gurus and witch doctors preying on the superstition of the people!

This does not prevent reactionaries and enemies of the people from harboring false hopes and delusions...

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Allahu Akbar! Rise up, my Hui brethren! Expel the Communists, slaughter the Han!

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Armed by foreign instigators, no doubt. What do they hope to achieve, anyway?

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Such relics cannot but stand in the way of history. They must be swept aside.

And indeed, the opposition is powerless to stop all of Asia from becoming Red!

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All... but one.

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This is the moment of truth, Comrade. The Soviet Union must be the grave of fascism. We must be up to the historic task that awaits us!

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I have no doubt as to the outcome of this struggle. Onwards!


As war breaks out with Germany, the moment of truth seems to have finally arrived. Will the Soviet Union resist the furious push of the fascist beast? Will China prevail over Japan? Stay tuned for our next episode.
 
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I never saw someone either with Nationalist China or Communist China do a successful amphibious invasion of Japan. If you manage to win the war, go for it!

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Muslims are revolting in Xinjiang? That could mean only one thing...

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出去肉串 出去肉串
你是最差土耳其. 你是土耳其笨蛋, 你是土耳其臭.
 

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Wow, that's... definitely some alternate history. I'd also forgotten about how awful the faction fonts are in this game, wasn't there some sort of mod to get rid of them?
 

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Muslims are revolting in Xinjiang? That could mean only one thing...

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出去肉串 出去肉串
你是最差土耳其. 你是土耳其笨蛋, 你是土耳其臭.

If only there was a way of removing Hui from the premises! They just keep on revolting over and over and over again. I've put some garrisons and armored car detachments in Muslim territory which seems to suppress them a bit, but they're still a major PITA.

Wow, that's... definitely some alternate history. I'd also forgotten about how awful the faction fonts are in this game, wasn't there some sort of mod to get rid of them?

I know. The faux-cyrillic font is particularly retarded. I'll see if I can find a mod to fix it.
 

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I've looked over the map there, is the Soviet Union occupying a bit of China's rightful clay? What do you plan to do about that?
 

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I've looked over the map there, is the Soviet Union occupying a bit of China's rightful clay? What do you plan to do about that?

Matters such as this will have become irrelevant once the ghouls of fascism and capitalism have been crushed, comrade. The transition from Socialism in One Country to a worldwide Socialism will be the mark of the ultimate victory of the working class.
 

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Bad news, Comrades. The Great Helmsman will be working overtime during the weekend, so that means less time for updates. However, most of the necessary screenshots have been taken, and Stakhanovite zeal will be applied to complete the two-day plan on schedule. Meanwhile, here is a little teaser for you:

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The reactionary, backward, decaying classes retained this dual nature even in their last life-and-death struggles against the people. On the one hand, they were real tigers; they devoured people, devoured people by the millions and tens of millions. The cause of the people's struggle went through a period of difficulties and hardships, and along the path, there were many twists and turns. To destroy the rule of imperialism, feudalism and bureaucrat-capitalism in China took the Chinese people more than a hundred years and cost them tens of millions of lives before the victory in 1949. Look! Were these not living tigers, iron tigers, real tigers? Nevertheless, in the end they changed into paper tigers, dead tigers, and bean-curd tigers.

-- 毛泽东
 

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Oh my! My heart is a-flutter with revolutionary fervor! What a shame that comrade Jugashvili has been beset by the forces of exploitative capitalist forced overtime labor.

Well, I think we all know what the next step is. You must overthrow your filthy bourgeois employers in glorious socialist revolution and declare a company of the people and for the people (ruled by the party, of course. We're not fricking anarchists)!
 

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第五章: Yurop Strikes Back

(Meanwhile, in Murrica)

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Them uppity Reds think they can make a monkey out of Vinegar Joe? I'll show 'em. When push comes to shove, Murrica can always count on its tinpot dictator friends to support FREEDUM and DUMOCRACY! Fuck that wheelchair bound wimp president, I'm handlin' negotiations myself! Stacy, put me on the phone with Mr. Vargas.

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Right away, Sir.

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br? br?

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Hello, Mr. Vargas? Listen, I need you to send over some goons to invade China -- for AMURRICA FREEDUM.

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gibe moni plos.

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You need money? Is this some kind of bribe situation?

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I report yu.

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What? Report me? To whom? I don't...

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HUAHUEHuAHUehUAHuEHUAHUEhUAHUEhUAHUeHUAHUE

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...

(after a long period of negotiation)

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Well, I had to gibe him a load of moni, but I hope it was worth it.

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You look stressed out, Sir. How about relaxing for a while?

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What, and share my bodily fluids with you? Forget it. You just want to steal my life essence.

(Meanwhile in China)

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Surprisingly enough, the Japs havent attacked us yet. Why is that?

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Probably because of that non-aggression pact thing we had going on with them. Also, because they're likely afraid of getting their asses kicked by the armies in Manchuria.

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That should give us some time to build up our armed forces. Our very first experiments at building armored fighting vehicles will soon come off the production line, and this experience will provide invaluable to transform the PLA into a formidable fighting force.

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My thoughts exactly. I am a bit concerned about my AI, however.

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AI? What are you talking about?

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In order to focus on Chinese matters, I had to leave a robo-Stalin, made in my exact likeness, in charge of the Kremlin. He can handle simple tasks well enough, but he is easily distracted, and managing the vast extent of the Soviet Union could prove a bit of a strain to his capacities.

(Meanwhile in Moscow)

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BEEP BOOP - SEND TROOPS TO INDIA

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Comrade, are you sure? The Germans are attacking!

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BEEP BOOP - SEND TROOPS FROM INDIA TO THE FRONT AND BACK AGAIN

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B-but the fascists are at the gates of Moscow!

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404 ERROR: INSUFFICIENT TKEMALI FOR REQUESTED OPERATION [BSOD]

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...I think you should send some troops over just to make sure.

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Will do.

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As Chinese, Mongolian and Persian troops begin to trickle in to reinforce the line in a truly International effort, the Fascists are finally pushed back somewhat and the line begins to stabilize. In order to give rally the populace, Robo-Stalin broadcast the following speech on the wireless:

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BEEP BOOP -- TO ALL [CITIZEN_NAME], EVER SINCE [GERMANY_INVADE_DATE], YOU HAVE ALL STRUGGLED TO CRUSH FUTILE ENEMY RESISTANCE. FASCISM WILL BE DESTROYED. OUR VICTORY AT [MOSCOW_DEFEND=YES] WILL BE INDEFINITELY STORED IN OUR MEMORY BANKS AS THE TURNING POINT OF THIS CONFLICT. ONWARD TO [SOV_VICTORY=YES].

(Meanwhile)

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These Muslim rebels are getting on my nerves. Look at how brazenly they mock us. Send in the troops to REMOVE XIBEI SAN MA FROM THE PREMISES! You will get caught. Return to your precious Mongolia.

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But meanwhile...



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Oh, not again...

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Back to the sea with you.

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And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling commies!

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Comrade, good news! The Germans are being pushed back. Now is the time to strike against the Japanese!

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Yes. With our new medium and light armored divisions, I believe we have finally reached a point where we can face the Japanese on equal footing. The time has come to reunite China! Onwards, to Nanjing! By the way, did you just dissolve Comintern or what?

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Yes. The Kool Kommunist Kids Klub is no more, I'm afraid. Here, you can join the brand new club, the International Department of the Central Committee of the Communist Party!

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Not as catchy. Jugashvili, I am disappoint.

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Ha ha! Baka Chinese. Pureparu to be invaded and genocided!

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Siru! Siru! The Americans are attackingo!

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Baka! Where courud they possiburi be attackingo?

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They have randed in Shikoku!

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HORI SHITO!

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:kwafuckyeah:

Due to the happy coincidence between the American attack on the home islands and the Chinese invasion of Japanese-occupied China, the Japanese forces are in disarray. Nanchang, one of the first objectives of the invasion, is captured early in the conflict by PLA forces.

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And meanwhile, in a touching display of pan-Asian solidarity, Chinese forces set up a defensive line to guard the Georgian border against the fascist hordes.

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Wuhan falls after fierce fighting, punching a hole in the Japanese lines along the Yangtze.

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Meanwhile...

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Now look here, Tojo. You thought you'd be dictating terms to Murrica, but here I am, dictating terms to you. And Amurrica come to bring you Japs something. Do you know what that is?

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err... Democracy?

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Wrong, Tojo. It's... baseball.

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With the loss of the home islands, the Japanese lose heart and forget all about the Art of War, becoming anime fans only interested in all that is Kawaii Desu. The brand new Chinese armored divisions, with their compliment of motorized infantry, make rapid strides in liberating northern China.

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Look at those cowardly 小日本 run! What they earned after so long a struggle, they will have lost in but a few weeks.

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Their short-sightedness won them the battle, but ultimately lost them the war.

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Indeed. Over a long period, we have developed this concept for the struggle against the enemy: strategically we should despise all our enemies, but tactically we should take them all seriously. In war, battles can only be fought one by one and the enemy forces can only be destroyed one by one. Factories can only be built one by one. The peasants can only plough the land plot by plot. The same is even true of eating a meal. Strategically, we take the eating of a meal lightly - we know we can finish it. Actually, we eat it mouthful by mouthful. It is impossible to swallow an entire banquet in one gulp. This is known as a piecemeal solution. In military parlance, it is called wiping out the enemy forces one by one.

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As the Japanese collapse, the cowardly running dogs of Manchukuo and Mengkukuo flee for their lives!

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And as the Chinese liberators reach True Korea, they are met with thunderous applause, to the dismay of the fleeing, panicked Japanese!

However, the displacement of Chinese troops has left a void in Southern China... and foul opportunists lie in wait for their chance to strike!

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Git'em boys! Yee-haw!

As Vinegar Joe leads his multinational gang of imperialist cutthroats, with mercenaries from Britfagland, Canuckland, Aussieland and, of course, Brazil, the Chinese are caught off-guard, and they arrive too late to prevent the Imperialists from establishing a significant beachhead:

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Despite a vigorous Chinese counter-attack, mercenary reinforcements keep on pouring in to their main harbor at Foochow, consolidating the Kwanzanistani beachhead and allowing them to dig in. Despite the arrival of some of the first new units, the PLA is still lagging behind the Americans technologically, and it seems that this battle will be a tough fight indeed.

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China, however, has doubled in size, reaching modern-day proportions, and even including its former tributary state of Joseon! As the industry and manpower of northern China and Manchuria are liberated from fascist hands, China seems ready to stand toe-to-toe with any great power. Time is of the essence, however, as only once the Imperialists are defeated will Chinese troops be able to be rushed to the Russian front, where their much-needed presence will definitively tip the scales against Hitler and his slavering hordes.

Stay tuned for: A Kwan in Time Saves Nein!
 
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I haven't played HoI3, does Japan normally get conquered by Kwa this quickly?

Yes, in my experience the Kwa pretty much always invades Japan sooner or later, and almost invariably via a landing on the Home Islands which the Japanese prove unable to contain, resulting in their capital getting captured and the Japanese empire collapsing. Keep in mind that the game is now in 1944. The Kwa AI also usually attempts landings against Japanese-occupied China, though in this case it's been doing it against us. Their "second front" in northern France (also, on occasion, via southern Italy and, on occasion, Provence/Liguria) usually succeeds in pushing the Axis forces back, but in this case their attempt collapsed, probably because they wasted most of their manpower fighting against me. More on that in the next update.
 
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Have the Kwanzanians reached 400-500 Burger Capacity yet?

If they keep shitting out 40 divisions a month, you are fucked. They got enough manpower to bleed you.
 

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Have the Kwanzanians reached 400-500 Burger Capacity yet?

If they keep shitting out 40 divisions a month, you are fucked. They got enough manpower to bleed you.

The Kwans pretty much end up bleeding themselves dry and being generally unsuccessful throughout this LP. In the next update they land troops in France, Finland and China, and their landing forces in France and China get wiped out, while the ones in Finland get bottled up by Soviet divisions (probably eating up loads of manpower due to attrition losses). I sent some spies in after that to check and according to estimates they had 0 manpower (!!!) left. They did rebuilt after that and did sent some more troops to Europe, but they were out of commission for a while.
 

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第六章: A Kwan in Time Saves Nein

(Meanwhile in Berlin...)

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Ah! Guderian, how gut of you to come. I haff matters to discuss mit you.

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You are soundink very cheerful today, Mein Führer. But I'm afraid I do not brink gut news from ze front.

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Having trouble crushing der bolschewismus, eh? No matter, no matter.

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No matter? But Mein Führer, conditions are gettink vorse by ze minute. Our armies haff made no progress for years. Ze soldiers are ragged, exhausted, and our units are understrength. Zere is no vay we could mount an offensive in ze forseeable future. Perhaps...

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Can you hold ze line?

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Yes, of zat there is no doubt. As long as no further Chinesische asiatic untermenschen reinforce der Ivan.

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Zen der ist no problem! Die Kwansteiner haff attacked ze slanty-eyed bolscheviks, zey von't be troublink you. Hang in zere, and ze vor vill be over in a year or zwei.

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But how...?

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*cough*

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Allow me to introduce Herr Doktor Bothe, ze famous physicist. He has been vorking hard to harness ze power of ze ATOM for our tausend-year Reich.

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And zese... "atoms" vill replace our lagging manpower? Our fuel shortages? Our loss of strategic initiative?

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Of course, Herr General. Doktor Bothe has assured me that viz zis he vill create veapons zat kan grind Moskau into a pulp.

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And could trucks be powered by zis energy? Tanks? Planes?

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Oh, please, Herr General. Use your imagination! Think big, like ze Amerikwans...

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(Back in China)

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The immediate imperative of crushing the imperialists should not distract us from our ultimate goal. If we are to assert our victory over Capital, we must secure the skies and the seas. We must crush the last refuge of the Japanese imperialists -- Taiwan -- and liberate the Japanese workers and peasants who have been oppressed, first under Hirohito and now under MacArthur. To do so, we will need a navy and an airforce, and the infrastructure required to support them.

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Comrade Zhou, report on our modernized forces.

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Comrade, our modernized forces can essentially be divided between our older pattern light armored and armored divisions.

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Our light divisions are both cheaper and faster to produce, on account of the use of light tanks and motorized infantry. Our light tank technology remains far ahead of our medium tank technology, though we expect the gap to be narrowed int he future. They are our most mobile units.

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Our new armored divisions are more balanced and have a greater overall level of combat effectiveness which is bound to improve with the research currently underway both in the fields of materials and doctrine. The old-pattern motorized infantry has been replaced by mechanized infantry, with a compliment of one self-propelled artillery brigade, our most recent military development. This provides them with the firepower of our regular infantry divisions combined with the mobility of armor.

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These units will provide the PLA with the punch and mobility it needs to beat the imperialists in a war of manoeuver. But there is still much room for improvement! The experience we will gain in the coming battle must help us perfect our doctrine and techniques in this field.

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Chinese forces probe the Kwanzani line for weaknesses, attempting to exploit any gaps.

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Opportunity appears as a southward attack from Shanghai forces the Amurricans back, broadening the front! A light armored division is rapidly sent in to secure one of their vital harbors.

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Dangit, I'm surrounded by nincompoops! Why wasn't anyone guardin' that there harbor?

:patriot: Sir, we ran out of burgers and couldn't advance. You should've sent us more supplies.

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What, for free? That would be SOCIALISM, ya pinko sonuvabitch! Now get back into line!

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As Chinese forces carry on their advance on the Northern flank, the Chinese line pivots, threatening to squeeze the Amerikwans in a deadly embrace.

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The Chinese advance against Foochow is only halted by the stubborn defence put up by the HUE marines, who finally stall the Chinese assault.

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Meanwhile, Kwanzani forces land in Finland, ramping up the pressure on the Soviet line. It seems as if the Murricans, showing their true colors, have decided to prioritize crushing Communism over their capitalist-sponsored fascist stooges.

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Indeed, American forces in the Netherlands and northern France are slowly but surely being pushed back into the sea.

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And, for some unfathomable reason, Japanese insurgents loyal to Italy spring up in Japan, capturing a number of important cities. The lack of a Kwanzani response provides clues as to how thinly stretched their forces have become, struggling to keep up the fight on three fronts.

And once again...

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(Somewhere at sea, on board a rubber dinghy)

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Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. I don't know what I've been doing wrong, but I've lost it all. At least I managed to escape from the Reds. Now, which way is Taiwan?

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Hullo, there's another boat on the horizon! Ahoy! Over here!

(On another rubber dinghy)

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Honey, are you sure this is a good idea?

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Of course it is, you sissy. What do you think we should do, sit around in London waiting for the British to give China back to us? Now that the Kwanzanians are going to crush the Communists, we'll be greeted by liberators. Just you wait.

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Hey look, honey, there's another boat!

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Ha! I told you so. The Americans probably sent someone out to welcome us. A general, no less!

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YOU...

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Hello, Sir, I'm the rightful ruler of China, and...

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YOU...

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Do we know each other? I...

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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

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What's going on here? General, would you be so kind as to take us to US Headquarters on the Mainland?

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THERE IS NO US HEADQUARTERS ON THE MAINLAND. IT'S GONE! ALL GONE! HA! HA! HA!

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What do you mean? Has something gone wrong? Wait, wha... AAAIEEE!

[STILWELL punches Kai-Shek in the face and rocks the Chiangs' rubber dinghy, making them fall into the sea]

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[singing and dancing insanely]

I have waited long for vengeance,
At last I’ve had my chance.
I’ve looked the Peanut in the eye
And kicked him in the pants!

The old harpoon was ready
With aim and timing true,
I sank it to the handle,
And stung him through and through!

The little bastard shivered,
And lost the power of speech.
His face turned green and quivered
As he struggled not to screech!

For all weary battles,
For all my hours of woe,
At last I've had my innings
And laid the Peanut low!

I know I've still to suffer,
And run a weary race,
But oh! the blessed pleasure!
I've wrecked the Peanut's face!


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Help! Help!

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I knew this wasn't a good idea!

(Meanwhile, there is much rejoicing in China over the defeat of the invasion force)

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The coalition of enemies of the people has been utterly shattered. This resounding victory is the death knell of imperialism! Kang Sheng, report on the situation.

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You are correct in your assessment, Comrade. My sources inform me that the Kwanzanians are shocked by their losses and have no stomach to continue the fight. It will be long before they attempt to invade us again!

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Excellent. What of the front against the German fascists?

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Their situation is quite precarious, comrade. Their manpower reserves are lagging, and one small push should suffice to send them over the brink.

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Comrade, the time has come for the International union of workers to slay the fascist beast.

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Indeed. The Chinese have a debt of gratitude to repay to their Soviet brothers. I will give the order to begin the transfer of troops towards the West at once!

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It is not long before the first Chinese armored divisions reach the front lines, soon to be followed by the slow-moving infantry.

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Schweinhund! Der Kwansteiner has not held for nearly as long as I would have expected him to. Bothe! Is ze bomb ready?

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Not quite yet, Mein Führer. I'm afraid that...

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I vould be afraid about keeping mein head if I vere you. I need zat bomb to halt der sino-judeo-bolschewismus!

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Chinese forces ramp up the pressure against the fatigued, battered German battle line, pushing hard against a gap near Kharkov. Casualty figures, compounded by bad logistics, are atrocious, but the Germans are the first to crack, as their battallions begin to disintegrate under the pressure of relentless assaults. A wide bow begins to form in the German line as they are thrown into a headlong retreat.

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Chinese forces are among the first to liberate Crimea...

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...where they encounter a unit of Japanese running dogs from the fallen fascist puppet state of Manchukuo! The Chinese show them no mercy as they are hunted down into their lair at Sevastopol.

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Following in their glorious tradition, PLA troops are among the first to reach Potatoland in their pursuit of the fleeing fascists.

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To the South, the struggle for Potatoland begins. Those fascist units that stand are encircled -- those that run are caught. There is no escaping the will of the people.

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To the North, on the other hand, the isolated pocket of Germans in Finland find themselves trapped between a rock and a hard place, as Communists and Kwanzanis converge on them on both sides! The local Elks are understandably dismayed as they watch the carnage unfold.

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Fearing for a Communist takeover, the Allies hastily launch an invasion of Italy, hoping to grab as much land as they can.

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...while Soviet forces, supported by Chinese militiamen, bring Communism and enlightenment to North Africa!

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The last source of oil for the Axis, Oman, also falls to the Soviets after a period of fighting in harsh desert conditions.

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Meanwhile, on the southern front, Comintern forces reach neutral Romania. A stream of panicked German and Hungarian fascists narrowly avoids encirclement, streaming into nazi-occupied Poland.

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As Chinese troops begin to reach German-occupied clay, however, they notice a series of strange scientific facilities in the Prussian town of Königsberg...

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As Königsberg falls without a shot being fired, Chairman Mao decides to inspect the mysterious facilities in person...

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Those documents that haven't been burnt speak of a weapon of unprecedented destructiveness. Kang Sheng, what do you make of this?

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This seems to have been one of the Germans' best-guarded secrets. I'm afraid my agents were unable to obtain any insider information on it, other than of the existence of underground testing grounds in Königsberg. I can only assume this is what they were referring to.

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Herr Doktor! You had a narrow escape! I trust you managed to bring back ze bomb?

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Indeed I have, Mein Führer. However...

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Listen to me carefully, Doktor. You must destroy Berlin mit zis. Ze German people have failed in their historic duty. Zey have proved to be inferior -- zey do not deserve to live. All must end in a glorious Götterdämmerung!

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But Mein Führer, vould it not be better if...

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If I may, Mein Führer. We only have this one bomb. Although our bombers are now out of range of Moskau, we could very well level one of the Communists' cities -- I could take out a few tens of tausends of Bielorussians, for instance. Those cowardly untermenschen would surely surrender in awe of our power.

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Yes! Brilliant, Hermann! Ze Aryan race, the torch-bearer of humanity -- zis glorious explosion vill symbolize ze FIRE of PROMETHEUS! Proceed!

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At once.

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We have not invaded a minute too soon. If the World needed any confirmation that the struggle that opposes us will result in either Socialism of Barbarism, this is it. We must strike at the heart of the fascists so that the heroes who died in Minsk have not fallen in vain.

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This heinous act will only speed their inevitable doom. Attack!

Far from being disheartened, the Communists assault with renewed vigor, liberating Gdansk and driving hard towards Berlin. Only once the beast is slain will the world become a safe place.

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Chinese Troops are the first to reach the Oder, challenged only by an understrength division of Italian fascists.

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An intense struggle for the streets of Berlin ensues, in which Chinese advanced units, supported by Soviet Guards fight house-to-house to wrest control of the city from its desperate defenders.

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As the envelopment of the city is completed, Hitler's fate is sealed. Der Führer, who originally intended to eat a bullet, is unable to carry out his suicide plan as he learns that the city has fallen to Chinamen, prompting him to collapse into a heap.

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Ach! Mein Gott! Where am I?

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We've been waiting for this moment for a looong time, Adolf.

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Oh yes.

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You Bolshevik schwein! You won't put me on trial and parade me before ze vorld.

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Trial? What trial?

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You're going to wish there was a trial. You're dead to the outside world, Adolf.

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So... what are you doing with me? What do you intend to...

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I had a Chinese specialty in mind.

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Ever heard of 凌迟?

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Also known as "death by a thousand cuts"?

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What? NEIN! You cannot do zis to me!

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Take him away. Feed him to the dogs when you're done. Erase every last trace of this vile scum from the face of the Earth!

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Comrade! Our troops have captured the last redoubt of Japanese imperialism, Taiwan, in a daring raid. The American navy attempted to intercept us, but none of our transports were sunk. We have fortified the island against any possible Kwanzanistani landings.

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Excellent! The reunification of China could not be complete without it. Set phase two in motion. We must attempt an invasion of Japan at all cost.

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Meanwhile, with the fall of Berlin, the forces of international fascism are in complete disarray. Dictators are toppled, one by one, as the Chinese and Soviet liberators advance virtually unopposed.

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Germany, however, has yet to surrender: the notorious Hermann Göring, having deserted his Führer, has set himself up as the leader of the rag-tag band of fascist goons still loyal to the Hitlerite creed. As Chinese and Soviet troops reach the French border, poised to capture what is left of Western Germany, it seems as if nothing will stand between them and the Atlantic once Germany surrenders.

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What do they mean, "victory"? Surely, there is yet much to be done.

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This is but another ruse by the fascist Paradox Interactive devs to snatch the fruits of victory from us. Pay no heed to them.

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"Paradox Interactive"?

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Some day you'll understand...


With the ghost of fascism soon to be consigned to the dustbin of History, only two contenders remain. On the one hand, the vast expanses and popular enthusiasm of Communism; on the other, the industrial might of the evil Kwanzanistan and their flunkies. As the game stretches past its assigned ending date, stay tuned for our stunning conclusion!
 
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