KickStarter Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Yosharian]

I've always loved joan d'arc's hairstyle.

*hums innocently*

Is that a porn movie?

I don't know. Do porn movies usually have the lead actress in clothing that takes 15min to remove? Because palte armour... yeah, that's gonna take a while...

Dunno, I recognise that look. I've never seen one that big before!

Look at the actors, 'Peter O'Toole'? Come on...that's not a real name. Definitely a porn movie.

 

[you know what time it is]

Look at the actors, 'Peter O'Toole'? Come on...that's not a real name. Definitely a porn movie.

 

[Cael]

Dunno, I recognise that look. I've never seen one that big before!

It would take a lot of libido to keep things going while the woman struggle to get out of plate armour :D

 

[Mikeal]

Octavia was always a bad choice, she looks like Felicia Day. Too bad that Amiri and Jaethal are off limits.

 

[Cael]

Octavia was always a bad choice, she looks like Felicia Day. Too bad that Amiri and Jaethal are off limits.

What's wrong with Felicia Day? :D

 

[fantadomat]

Octavia was always a bad choice, she looks like Felicia Day. Too bad that Amiri and Jaethal are off limits.

What's wrong with Felicia Day? :D

Old and insane,still would bang tho.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

Wait, this game lets you cuck yourself with an orc "bull?" Really? REALLY?!?! WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

That's some weird fetish stuff right there. The Witcher games got criticized for being a harem fantasy but they were never this brazen. All the other characters sound like they were written by Tumblr freaks who heard from a friend who had a friend who kissed a boy at a party once. No wonder millennials aren't fucking.

 

[Thonius]

Octavia was always a bad choice, she looks like Felicia Day. Too bad that Amiri and Jaethal are off limits.

She's a former slave and penis holder for half orc.... no thank you!

Wait, this game lets you cuck yourself with an orc "bull?" Really? REALLY?!?! WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

That's some weird fetish stuff right there. The Witcher games got criticized for being a harem fantasy but they were never this brazen. All the other characters sound like they were written by Tumblr freaks who heard from a friend who had a friend who kissed a boy at a party once. No wonder millennials aren't fucking.

Eh you can have a 3 some or you can just romance half elf. No word on cucking, just really degenerate life/sex style. It's weird how cuck fetish is so widespread in americas.

 

[jf8350143]

Checked some info from steam

Spoiler

4 romanceable companions and two of them are straight(Tristian and Valerie), the other two bi-sexual(Octavia and Regongar). the two bi-sexual ones starts as couple and you can join them for a threesome, otherwise you need to make them break up to romance only one of them.

The devs definitely has some strange tastes when it comes to romances.

Soooo no iconic ass fuck for the barbarian,some people here won't be happy. I hope that i have the option to throw the ork in my dungeon and use it as a rape training dummy for the soldiers.

The barbarian is an established characters in the Pathfinder world, so they don't have the creative control to write her a romance.

Also the dev says there is a high chance the DLC will have more companions, but new romance is still in discussion.

 

[fantadomat]

She's a former slave and penis holder for half orc

 

[Morblot]

The barbarian is an established characters in the Pathfinder world, so they don't have the creative control to write her a romance.

Also the dev says there is a high chance the DLC will have more companions, but new romance is still in discussion.

DLC? What? The game's not even out yet ffs.

Screw the modern times.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

It's weird how cuck fetish is so widespread in americas.

I don't think it's widespread at all, but it's definitely a meme. The idea that the player (theoretically male) would invite a burly orc to bone his girl seems too close to be an accident. Plus, we all know if the game featured two hot lesbians inviting the player to join them there would be meltdowns from the usual suspects.

 

[bataille]

this game lets you cuck yourself with an orc "bull?"

Erm, that's an interesting associative thread right there..........

 

[jf8350143]

The barbarian is an established characters in the Pathfinder world, so they don't have the creative control to write her a romance.

Also the dev says there is a high chance the DLC will have more companions, but new romance is still in discussion.

DLC? What? The game's not even out yet ffs.

Screw the modern times.

They already have the season pass, and it only includes the "first three dlcs".

It's a pretty shitty move.

 

[Morblot]

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[YanBG]

What's that obsession with romances? I liked it only in Divine Divinity, where you can marry one elf and get a ring from all that. What's the benefit here, will they fight better for you?

 

[Grampy_Bone]

What's that obsession with romances?

Baldur's Gate 2 did it and it was popularly received. Plus you know, love and romance are a big part of life, so if a game is trying to be "immersive" it makes sense.

 

[Chaotic_Heretic]

What's that obsession with romances?

Baldur's Gate 2 did it and it was popularly received. Plus you know, love and romance are a big part of life, so if a game is trying to be "immersive" it makes sense.

Also the fact that most of the target audience are basement dweller virgins.

 

[FeelTheRads]

What's that obsession with romances?

Baldur's Gate 2 did it and it was popularly received. Plus you know, love and romance are a big part of life, so if a game is trying to be "immersive" it makes sense.

I'd say it's more because of newer Bioware games.

But that's about enough BG defending for a while from me.

 

[Anthedon]

Greetings fellow Codexers, this upcoming cRPG called Kingmaker certainly looks interesting! Let me just browse this thread for a bit.

Soooo no iconic ass fuck for the barbarian,some people here won't be happy. I hope that i have the option to throw the ork in my dungeon and use it as a rape training dummy for the soldiers.

Man and women have the same ass mate, i will lead an army of ass rapists and storm the gates of Azir butchering filthy Rahadoumians!

Fuck that, I'm not touching an orc cum dumpster. I guess the only viable option is the Joan D'Arc wannabe. Besides, from what I read in her biography she used to be a noble so it seems she will be perfect as my consort.

Wait, this game lets you cuck yourself with an orc "bull?" Really? REALLY?!?! WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[Thonius]

She's a former slave and penis holder for half orc

In Russia we sometimes use word's penis holder ( translit on russian) or shkura, it's similar to thot or I quess cum dump.
Oh yeah, dev noted in the ru forums that romance will span trough chapters. So it's not like POE2 romances when they decide to show you their wee wee's and pee pee's out of the blue.

 

[M. AQVILA]

What's that obsession with romances?

I'm a firm believer in "the hero always gets the girl" philosophy. Also I don't particularly care about the romance itself but I want my character to at least leave descendants behind before he dies, which is particularly important in this game where you become a monarch.

I liked it only in Divine Divinity, where you can marry one elf and get a ring from all that. What's the benefit here, will they fight better for you?

What a weird way to play. Do you always need a + 30 to dick size or something in order to do anything in a RPG?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

She's a former slave and penis holder for half orc.... no thank you!

ORCED

 

[Thonius]

She's a former slave and penis holder for half orc.... no thank you!

ORCED

Well that's one we know for sure. She's a slave, and you know quite handsome in the way. It's easy to imagine what kind of pyramids and obelisks she erected while in captivity.

 

[fantadomat]

She's a former slave and penis holder for half orc

In Russia we sometimes use word's penis holder ( translit on russian) or shkura, it's similar to thot or I quess cum dump.
Oh yeah, dev noted in the ru forums that romance will span trough chapters. So it's not like POE2 romances when they decide to show you their wee wee's and pee pee's out of the blue.

It is incredibly hard to make romance worse than Deadfire. The would have to try really hard to make it shit as possible,knowingly. I can't imagine having worst writing than Obsidian at this point. If that happens.....well i will be contemplating about joining a monastic order and selling my shit.


Neanderthal I found something you might like to listen to while playing the game .