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1eyedking If you could live in a fantasy world, who would you be?

Dodo1610

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I will be an orc that wipes out the last remaining dwarfs.
 

Astral Rag

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A Horned Reaper who lives in a large subterranean lair surrounded by several torture chambers, a large treasury, a casino and a hatchery.
 
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Sacred82

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an NPC in Might & Magic VI - VIII. Basically sitting around my house all day waiting for someone to pop in so I can say "Looking for something special?" and "see ya misers!" over and over. Alternatively strutting around my beautiful fantasy town in arms and armor, getting some love from adventurers who wish to "hire" me to be their "companion". Just a random guy can be living the life there I guess.
Don't forget the part when every other week some random asshole destroys your village with Armageddon. :D

*looks out the window*

GOOD JOB!

*incinerates*
 

fantadomat

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I will be an orc that wipes out the last remaining dwarfs.

We shall fight on the beaches,
We shall fight on the landing grounds,
We shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
We shall fight in the hills;
We shall never surrender.
No wonder you will be whipped out,such a tactical incompetence of fighting in such bad places should be punished. You go to the beaches to fight and get drowned by a tad bit of a bigger wave:roll:,just fight in your rat tunnels in the mountains.
 

Deuce Traveler

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Grab the Codex by the pussy Divinity: Original Sin Torment: Tides of Numenera Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pathfinder: Kingmaker Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture
I would be a wizard or young dragon (human with superstrength) in Bill Willingham's Ironwood Graphic Novels/RPG setting. Because why live in a dangerous fantasy world if violence is the only reward?

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Commissar Draco

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Insert Title Here Strap Yourselves In Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Divinity: Original Sin 2
I will be an orc that wipes out the last remaining dwarfs.

We shall fight on the beaches,
We shall fight on the landing grounds,
We shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
We shall fight in the hills;
We shall never surrender.

Spends next one hundred years paying debt to (((gnomes))) and importing the Goblin ex slaves from colonies en masse until being dwarf becomes hate crime.

:hero:
 

DraQ

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A dragon, duh.

Failing* that, a wizard. I mean I already use arcane invocations to make tiny silicon golems do my bidding and do it for living, I also learned a bit of arcane art allowing to shape the fabric of life itself beforehand - it's not like I would even notice a difference.

Of course dragons do not fail, get real.
 

Kabas

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If the dragons are so amazing when why they're always the dying breed? Why they're not the rulers of the fantasy realm?
Why the evil ones are always end up being deafeated at the hands of the heroes? Why is their hoard always end up being stolen?
Why some dragons even go as far as to allow themselves to be ridden by the likes of humans?
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Wizard seems to be a bit more comfy option in comparison, for they get the privilege of owning a stylish robe and a home with a fancy architecture where they can peer into abyss of magic and read the hentai doujinsi all day.
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And Liches are the same shit, but they decided that immortality and mastering some darker powers are more important than a having a dick.
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Like the dragons however, both wizards and liches need to deal with the constant interuptions from their research in the face of the barbarians who wants to steal their magical trinkets, shiny gold and captured women. Forever in case of a lich.
And speaking of barbarians.
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There is no need to say the the life of the barbarian is a life of pain and constant struggle. Their only recourse in life is the knowledge that the occasional sorcerer might hold some half-naked elven slaves in his basement.
So i don't know who i want to be, i will probably throw some dice and make the decision based on that.
 

ERYFKRAD

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Strap Yourselves In Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
There is no need to say the the life of the barbarian is a life of pain and constant struggle. Their only recourse in life is the knowledge that the occasional sorcerer might hold some half-naked elven slaves in his basement.
Barbarians might be running about in loincloth or whatever, at least they don't wear dresses like wizards and aren't always naked like dragons.
 

ERYFKRAD

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Strap Yourselves In Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
Barbarians might be running about in loincloth or whatever, at least they don't wear dresses like wizards and aren't always naked like dragons.
Spoken like a true fragile little critter that suffers badly from elements and runs around with their vulnerable bits dangling unprotected outside like they were a retro scrolling shooter boss.
:smug:
Spoken like a true munchkin faggot that needs to be a giant lizard to feel cool.
 
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Maybe Raistlin
Except I wouldn't puss out when perched on the precipice of conquering all known gods and planes of existence.
If not, Halaster Blackcloak, for lols.
 

Outlander

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Divinity: Original Sin Wasteland 2 Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
A Seeker in Khorinis. I would round up all the dragons together and proceed to roflstomp the Nameless Hero, Xardas' tower, the Monastery, Dragon Hunters and Paladins. One by one.

And then off to Myrtana.
 

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