I hate birds.

[HeatEXTEND]

After that, you will love them


Paradise birds, there are 42 species of this bird in New-Guinea

looks like one of dem jurasic park spit dino's at 0:20
front-flip at 0:44

 

[nobre]

Bird sounds > 99% of man-made music.

 

[Fargus]

Bird sounds are relaxing.

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

Bird sounds are relaxing.

Silence is relaxing.

Bird sounds make think about the bad old days when I had to get up at the crack of dawn to commute to my fucking cubicle farm job.

Those days are gone and now THE NIGHT IS MINE!

 

[sser]

 

[Sacred82]

what about lighting

Doesn't bother me.

Just those fucking birds!

daylight doesn't remind you of daytime but birds do.


Come out of the closet already, you're just avisophobic. Or maybe avisophile. Whatever.

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

daylight doesn't remind you of daytime but birds do.

I'm sitting in a dark room looking at a simulation of daytime. It reminds of nothing more than it is: a simulation of daytime.

Bird sounds are more viscerally connected to the feeling of dragging my ass out of bed and going someplace I hate.

Plus the sound itself is just inherently annoying to me. Bunch of mindless screeching assholes that shit on my car.

Owls are cool though, and ravens. But mostly birds are just a plague upon the earth...except for the delicious fat ones.

 

[Alkarl]

...except for the delicious fat ones.

Mmm, nothing sweeter than Emperor Penguin. I'm with ya there m8

 

[Sacred82]

daylight doesn't remind you of daytime but birds do.

I'm sitting in a dark room looking at a simulation of daytime. It reminds of nothing more than it is: a simulation of daytime.

in that case, close windows. Same difference.

Plus the sound itself is just inherently annoying to me. Bunch of mindless screeching assholes that shit on my car.

What did the birds do to you? Show us on the doll.

 

[Norfleet]

daylight doesn't remind you of daytime but birds do.

But owls come out at night.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

What is a bird?

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

But owls come out at night.

But the sound that owls make is inherently wonderful unlike those retarded daytime birds.

in that case, close windows. Same difference.

You don't understand. The daytime is when all of the screaming birds are screaming and other assorted asslickers are making their other assorted asslicker noises.

The night is dark and full of wonders.

 

[Sacred82]

But owls come out at night.

But the sound that owls make is inherently wonderful unlike those retarded daytime birds.

in that case, close windows. Same difference.

You don't understand. The daytime is when all of the screaming birds are screaming and other assorted asslickers are making their other assorted asslicker noises.

The night is dark and full of wonders.

Point is, if you're aware that the lights from your monitor are simulated daytime because you're sitting in a dark room, you should be aware that bird noises are part of the simulated daytime if your windows aren't open.


Also, what about owl noises during nighttime in games, huh? HUH? Fucking hypocrite.






inb4 requests for perpetual nighttime in Original Sin 3. Or an option to turn off daytime in Pillars 3

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

Point is, if you're aware that the lights from your monitor are simulated daytime because you're sitting in a dark room, you should be aware that bird noises are part of the simulated daytime if your windows aren't open.


Also, what about owl noises during nighttime in games, huh? HUH? Fucking hypocrite.

Jesus fucking hairy Christ....you're missing the point entirely.

It's the fucking SOUND of daytime birds.....they're retarded, horrible screeching retards that also remind me of horrible work-a-day bullshit.

And the sound of owls at night either actual or gamey is fine because fucking night....and owl-sound....which is way different and mellower.

Grrr....you're ripping the ellipses from me asshole!

 

[Ellef]

Ban OP. Shitposter without a hint of humour or creativity.

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

Ban OP. Shitposter without a hint of humour or creativity.

Well that doesn't contribute anything to the important conversation we're having here you deplorable piece of shit.

And hail! from shitposter's island by the way.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I used to live in a semi-detached that had these birds on the roof that would give the most cacophonous wailing you'd ever hear. They didn't even sound like birds, it was like a portal to Hell was opened up and I was experiencing some sort of demonic invasion.

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

I used to live in a semi-detached that had these birds on the roof that would give the most cacophonous wailing you'd ever hear. They didn't even sound like birds, it was like a portal to Hell was opened up and I was experiencing some sort of demonic invasion.

I feel your pain.

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

Ban OP. Shitposter without a hint of humour or creativity.

Your shit ratings are also creative and hilarious. I bet literally nobody has ever thought to put a shit emoji on a post before. You must be some kind of fucking otherworldly genius.

Also, fuck (most) birds. Fuck them right in their bird cunts.

 

[Fargus]

I gave you some bird ratings. Enjoy

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

I gave you some bird ratings. Enjoy

FUCK YOUR BIRDS! I WILL TEACH YOUR BIRD TO SPIT...

Oh hey thanks.

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

The friendly owl is in my ear; it says "HOO." I say, "HOO." It says "fuck you, you're obviously not an owl." I say fuck you I was just trying to be friendly, but, actually, I'm pretty fucking tired.

So another bottle of rum to sleep through the shit-bird cycle....again.

Hi my name is Swampy and I'm a retiree.

 

[Beastro]

It's not a good day unless it begins with:

 

[Cael]

Birds are great, OP's tags are deserved.

Son, you haven't had a dozen of these bastards line up on your balcony and start a 30 minute choral rendition of "Wake the Sleeping Hunam Up at 5 in the Morning on a Saturday!"...

 

[Hevnknekt]

When you catch a typical bird lover unawares.