Incline Chris Avellone Appreciation Station

[IHaveHugeNick]

Could he really easily quit and go freelance, though? Most of his years in Obsidian, narrative-heavy games that need a lot of writers weren't really much of a thing. It was all either dudebro cover-based shooters or 3rd person action-adventure games.

It's only couple of years ago when narrative games exploded on the market and studios started seriously caring about storylines and writing and companions and all that stuff.

 

[Felix]

Good thing their stories are trash.

 

[Monkey Baron]

This warmed my icy-cold heart.

 

[HeatEXTEND]

The elephant in the room

ic wut u did thar

 

[Abu Antar]

Not surprised that Chris has laid on some weight. He's no longer a peasant. He's become a noble. Nobels are known to be well fed.

 

[Nano]

Still would.

 

[TT1]

Not surprised that Chris has laid on some weight. He's no longer a peasant. He's become a noble. Nobels are known to be well fed.

MCA is married, working from home... the struggle is real

 

[Mikeal]

MCA is married, working from home... the struggle is real

His Italian wife makes him a lot of good food...

 

[fantadomat]

MCA is married, working from home... the struggle is real

His Italian wife makes him a lot of good food...

You don't get that fat from good food! I eat good food and rarely move from the armchair,i gain no more than 5 kilograms per year. You get that fat from nerves and poor food. From the conference he looked like he could be ether fat or buffed.

 

[Monkey Baron]

MCA is married, working from home... the struggle is real

His Italian wife makes him a lot of good food...

You don't get that fat from good food! I eat good food and rarely move from the armchair,i gain no more than 5 kilograms per year. You get that fat from nerves and poor food. From the conference he looked like he could be ether fat or buffed.

He just got married though. Chris reminds me of the average bachelor who doesn't properly feed himself, so once he gets married (to an Italian especially) he packs on the pounds.

Also, he looks like a fairly short guy, especially thanks to the unflattering angles we got to see him at. 10kg on him (I'm estimating he's 170cm) is a lot.

 

[Quillon]

Chris needs work - life . He's prolly non-stop working at home(as he said that one time), he needs to have a outdoor hobby; I'm sure Josh could lend him a stronk bike if he asks.

 

[TT1]

Hey Chris Avellone , I know the feeling, bro. After marriage I got a lot of kg. My wife is an amazing cooker, and bake one cake per week.

Life is about trying to lose weight and pay bills.

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

MCA is married, working from home... the struggle is real

His Italian wife makes him a lot of good food...

You don't get that fat from good food! I eat good food and rarely move from the armchair,i gain no more than 5 kilograms per year. You get that fat from nerves and poor food. From the conference he looked like he could be ether fat or buffed.

You're not 45 dude.

 

[2house2fly]

MCA is married, working from home... the struggle is real

His Italian wife makes him a lot of good food...

You don't get that fat from good food! I eat good food and rarely move from the armchair,i gain no more than 5 kilograms per year. You get that fat from nerves and poor food. From the conference he looked like he could be ether fat or buffed.

Nerves? The man who can just kick back and chill for the next 200 years if he wants to probably isn't too troubled by nerves

 

[ERYFKRAD]

MCA is married, working from home... the struggle is real

His Italian wife makes him a lot of good food...

You don't get that fat from good food! I eat good food and rarely move from the armchair,i gain no more than 5 kilograms per year. You get that fat from nerves and poor food. From the conference he looked like he could be ether fat or buffed.

Nerves? The man who can just kick back and chill for the next 200 years if he wants to probably isn't too troubled by nerves

Takes some nerve to post on the codex though. Bet you he looks at GD every now and then.

 

[Tom Selleck]

stop trying to seduce widows on twitter and write a spiritual sequel to alpha protocol

also i'm fat too let's be accountabuddies and lose weight together

 

[fantadomat]

MCA is married, working from home... the struggle is real

His Italian wife makes him a lot of good food...

You don't get that fat from good food! I eat good food and rarely move from the armchair,i gain no more than 5 kilograms per year. You get that fat from nerves and poor food. From the conference he looked like he could be ether fat or buffed.

Nerves? The man who can just kick back and chill for the next 200 years if he wants to probably isn't too troubled by nerves

I take it that you have never met a woman in your life,especially an Italian woman. If you sit at home and "chill" with a woman around,you will go insane in no time. Why do you think that MCA got job so fast?

 

[fantadomat]

MCA is married, working from home... the struggle is real

His Italian wife makes him a lot of good food...

You don't get that fat from good food! I eat good food and rarely move from the armchair,i gain no more than 5 kilograms per year. You get that fat from nerves and poor food. From the conference he looked like he could be ether fat or buffed.

You're not 45 dude.

Do you remember my years mate ,ouhhh i feel special.

 

[Sentinel]

This warmed my icy-cold heart.

I thought he was making fun of TB dying for a second because "Morte" literally means "Death".

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

She moved on quickly, didn't she.

 

[Roguey]

She moved on quickly, didn't she.

TB never came across as a particularly pleasant person to be around so you have to consider the type of person who would marry him.

 

[Tom Selleck]

without a full body shot i won't know if it's kosher to unzip, but i might

 

[conan_edw]

Our Master just avoided death

 

[Quillon]

Our Master just avoided death

Oh damn, its worse than I thought. He's clearly being held hostage by the fucking MAFIA! And forced to work on as many games as possible. When he finally had enough and confronted them, shots literally fired and they made him tweet it that it was an accident with the neighbor for police not to investigate, damn.

Hold on Chris! We'll alert the authorities!

And by "we" I mean those good samaritans who live in 'murica and happened to come to this obvious conclusion as I did.

 

[HoboForEternity]

Why is that dumbfuck neigbor cleaning a funking loaded gun?