Crispy™ I'm heterosexual

[Kalin]

You belong in Mexico.

 

[vdweller]

I have never had any desire to have sex with anyone, apart from an attractive, young-adult-aged human female.

You may have the desire, but apparently you lack the capacity, hence the prolific shitposting in these forums.

 

[c2007]

Anybody that proclaims itself publicly to be "Master" is usually a teenage boy. It's ok that you haven't figured out you're gay yet; we figured that out for you a while ago.

You are no longer a fully repressed homosexual, so that counts for something.

Congratulations on being confused and sharing it with us!

 

[Nerevar]

People who do not have the mental illness homosexuality are punished here on the (((codex))), it really makes you think.

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

I didn't think you were, but the change from Planetar to Master Planetar does sound slightly fishy.

 

[bozia2012]

Nobody cares about who you wish to fuck but are not actually fucking.

pedo apologist

 

[NotAGolfer]

Posting in a gay thread.

 

[Mustawd]

Well, since no one gaf about these threads. Ima just post cool movies I love.

 

[PorkBarrellGuy]

Well, since no one gaf about these threads. Ima just post cool movies I love.

It's weird seeing Val Kilmer get old. I grew up seeing the dude in shit like Real Genius and now he's kind of Steven Seagal-ified.

 

[fantadomat]

Well, since no one gaf about these threads. Ima just post cool movies I love.

It's weird seeing Val Kilmer get old. I grew up seeing the dude in shit like Real Genius and now he's kind of Steven Seagal-ified.

Hahaha just though how stupid will look the twitch streamers and youtube celebrities in 10-20 years if they don't kill themself.

 

[gaussgunner]

I didn't think you were, but the change from Planetar to Master Planetar does sound slightly fishy.

master n. Used as a title prefixed to the name of a boy not old enough to be called ‘Mr’.

 

[Mustawd]

 

[Mustawd]

It's weird seeing Val Kilmer get old. I grew up seeing the dude in shit like Real Genius and now he's kind of Steven Seagal-ified.

First role I saw him in was Willow as Mad Mardigan

My dad hyped him up so much. "Lol, mad mardigan es loco!!"

 

[Mustawd]

EDIT: The Sorcia-Kilmer romance is bettrer than any bioware surface shit.

 

[Farewell into the night]

I'm hetero too.