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Bliblablubb

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If a bonus is a percentage of your salary, and you are currently paid precisely squat...
Ssssh! Don't tell him, or he will stop working hard.......... heh, never mind.

But that means it's our fault the game broke. Telling it to give Kalin his bawnus led to the krappy koded kapitalist engine trying to divide by zero.

A proper KKKommunist engine could do that. In KKKommunism, everyone is used to having nothing, dividing by zero is child's play. :obviously:
 

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I'm on an actual spaceship. No joke.
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Bliblablubb

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I understand you are just trying to find a suitable husband for your sister Private Greenbutt, but this board is not a dating plattform!

Also don't take it wrong way, but... she's green, ugly and has a crazy smile. Don't want.
 

Bliblablubb

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Rival? Pffff, pleaaaase. She has, what, 2 arms, 2 eyes and some baby tentacle wanabees on her head? Who could possibly be content with that if you can get the whole package?:obviously:
 

vazha

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Come, come, KKKommissar, you disappoint us. You get as much fulfillment out of this lp as we do, so why don't you admit it?
 

BrotherFrank

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Goddamnit Grimwulf, what matters more, enjoying your once in a lifetime honeymoon with (i presume) the love of your life, or entertaining a dozen hardened and embittered neck beards?
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Don't answer that.
 

Zdzisiu

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Goddamnit Grimwulf, what matters more, enjoying your once in a lifetime honeymoon with (i presume) the love of your life, or entertaining a dozen hardened and embittered neck beards?
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Don't answer that.
You seem to think that he had any say whether or not he goes on the honeymoon. Thats not how it works with Russian women.
 

Bliblablubb

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Well, with the upcoming elections in Russia all loyal state employees are needed to "streamline" the process. While Putin doesn't really need "help" to win, all of his real hackers are busy hacking elsewhere (Like that evil german government. Again.), so someone has to make sure nobody crashes his party or tv stations accidently get "won with 102% of all votes" displays.

I expect the LP to continue at the end of march. :salute:

:russiastronk:
 

Bliblablubb

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When you get to my youthful age of one thousand and *mumble* years, you have witnessed a lot of elections.

Of course, among the elder master race elections are easy and unnecessary. The oldest and wisest one simply has the largest tentacles. He just shows them off in everyone's mind and concensus is reached.

I noticed humans seem to imitate that: They always talk aboot having "yuge hands" or build large metal tentacles with nukular stuffing. Sometimes they mindrape peoples "computer", which seem to be portable auxiliary brains, to inform the masses. Then they get elected.

Not much different actually.
 

Bliblablubb

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He, like all upstanding russian state employees, is now busy making sure the football world championship is running as Putin planned. Which may or may not involve hacking the video referee.

In russia, civil servants are always on duty for the glory of the motherland!

That's why you see so many drunk drivers, or people being found drunk, freezing and hungry in the woods: they are simply making the most of what little downtime they get, before being called into action again.


[Insert picture of Putin approvel here. I guess this board now requires you to buy a DLC to have access to those pics]
 

vazha

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Almost gathered my strength to fix the game (again) and come back to this LP.

Almost.
Women. Women are to blame. Always.
 
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