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[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[Siveon]

Is it that bad?

People who swore by the previous game immediately jumped ship when the alternative Dragon Ball FighterZ had it's BETA. It is a dead game with no online playerbase, little support by Capcom, terrible graphics, pitiful single player, and gameplay that can only be described as "okay" by many.

Embarrassing would be a good word for Infinite.

 

[catfood]

Amnesia games are free today.

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/amnesia-collection

 

[markec]

 

[Infinitron]

Another month, another dead MOBA: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...ing-down-free-to-play-moba-paragon-this-april

Epic confirms that it's shutting down free-to-play MOBA Paragon this April
"We have failed you".

Epic Games has announced that it's pulling the plug on free-to-play MOBA Paragon, and that servers will go offline on April 26th.

The news comes barely a week after the developer's candid post to the Paragon forums, in which it cast doubt on the MOBA's future. At the time, it admitted that it was struggling to achieve "that magical combination of ingredients that make for a sustainable game", and revealed that key Paragon staff had already been moved to work on Fortnite.

"Over the next few weeks", it said, "we'll be figuring out if and how we can evolve Paragon to achieve growth and success". And now, just a week later, a decision has been made.

"It's with heavy hearts we've decided to close down Paragon", Epic said in a new statement, "After careful consideration, and many difficult internal debates, we feel there isn't a clear path for us to grow Paragon into a MOBA that retains enough players to be sustainable."

"We didn't execute well enough to deliver on the promise of Paragon", it continued, "We have failed you - despite the team's incredibly hard work - and we're sorry."

The developer is offering "a full refund to every Paragon player for every purchase on any platform". Those on PS4 should first create an Epic account then link it in-game. Once that's done, a refund can be requested on Epic's website. PC can use the refund link immediately.

Epic says that Paragon's servers will remain operational until April 26th, but warns that matchmaking times and quality will dwindle as the active player base decreases.

"Thank you for joining us on this journey," it concluded, "and for your dedication to Paragon."

 

[sullynathan]

is the Moba genre dead now that Battle Royale has grown in popularity?

 

[Sam Ecorners]

Thanks for this guy, he's a great crowbcat replacement. Will take more suggestions.

 

[GrainWetski]

is the Moba genre dead now that Battle Royale has grown in popularity?

Yep. Just like FPS are dead because of LawBreakers.

 

[ColonelTeacup]

Is it that bad?

Even worse. They don't even have wolverine.

 

[SerratedBiz]

Another month, another dead MOBA: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...ing-down-free-to-play-moba-paragon-this-april

Shitty game aside, I'm pretty surprised Epic went ahead and gave full refunds to everyone who bought crap for the game. I'm pretty certain they don't HAVE to, and that most developers WOULDN'T.

 

[lightbane]

Is it that bad?

Even worse. They don't even have wolverine.

They also mangle the corpse of Megaman X franchise, pretending they actually give a fuck about Megaman.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[catfood]

The white car is a Dacia 1300. My grandpa used to drive one.

What game is that anyway?

 

[Modron]

The white car is a Dacia 1300. My grandpa used to drive one.

What game is that anyway?

I think that's player unknowns' battleground, I mean granted I've never actually seen any videos of the game but that does look like the bridge upon which pewdiepie fell from grace.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[markec]

 

[unfairlight]

 

[Drax]

"Hold x to scan for anti-white agenda"

 

[Baron Dupek]

Not as good as original

just another proof white supremacists are cretins with not enough brian power to make something remotely funny

 

[unfairlight]

just another proof white supremacists are cretins with not enough brian power to make something remotely funny

leftist intellectuals

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[SerratedBiz]

brian

leftist intellectuals

 

[Unkillable Cat]

It's not every day that a game reviews itself...

 

[Astral Rag]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/594320/Return_of_Red_Riding_Hood_Enhanced_Edition/

 

[felipepepe]

Not as good as original

just another proof white supremacists are cretins with not enough brian power to make something remotely funny