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Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Seasons 2, 3

vazha

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I blame Stalin. Had he not won WW2, Grimwulf would be working on updates with German efficiency. As a slav, his working routine consists of drinking samogon, running around naked & wrestling bears and perpetual urge of procrastination. Damn Stalin, haunting & taunting us even in afterlife.
 
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Kalin

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Dumbfuck Zionist Agent
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It's probably LPer's fatigue, update slog is great fun until it suddenly isn't. Horrible condition, avoid it whenever I can.
 
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ITZ COMING, dammit. Right now I'm too drunk to even attempt writing stuff. HAVE SUM DAMN PASHUNCE, men.

ASOL, happe neh yaaarrr!!

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Grimwulf new year photo.
 

Grimwulf

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Vatnik
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Maybe I should turn around... try again later.

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I might starve to death before I reach the destination.

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This is not a good outcome.

You might wonder how did he manage to return so soon? Well, that's because he was literally camping just outside. What a journey, boot. What an adventure.

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*struggles to fall asleep* Mmmm...

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*snoring like an ancient behemoth*

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*kicks Krivol*

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*no reaction*

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Kek.

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Pathetic creature. How long can you preserve your sanity?

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You again? Leave me alone!

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And now he started talkin' to himself like some fucking Grimwulf!

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*gets up and walks outside*

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Wherever you go, I will follow.

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Be my guest, armless man.

A bit later.

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*aroused gurgling*

Our NONE-GENDER guests and kolonists are a tiny bit happier while it lasts

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Meanwhile.

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I want it to happen in Grimlin.

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But it's currently just a project.

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So is our marriage.

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Hmrpf. Fine. I hafta finish the house before gettin' back to Grimlin. Komrades want it be given to Kalin for no reason.

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He can be resourceful, no?

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Who, Kalin? I can't for the fuck of me come up with a sentence with both "Kalin" and "resourceful" in it.

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He is the reason both of us are here.

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Ye, because dat pyromaniac bastard burned down my old place.

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Don't be so grumpy. It will be easier to keep Kalin in check now. Just make sure to set up a hidden camera in his bedroom.

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Right. So I can watch him DO NUTHIN' all day. What a plan, Cheetah.

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*chuckles* Come here, you.

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My life is a battlefield.

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Meanwhile.

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*limps out of his room*

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*whines*

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Hungry, huh?

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*smacks lips*

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There you go. Raw meat is the only proper food for us beasts of war.

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*gnaws on the meat, growling at the Elder Thing*

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*gurgling back at Lacgirl*

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Begone, Eldritch! Or I'll feed your tentacles to the dogs!

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*deep, disturbing pop-pop*

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Meanwhile.

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*takes a deep breath, preparing himself mentally*

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Should have done that a long time ago. Yes. Yes..?

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Fool.

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Shut up, rat.

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Do you really think this will change anything? Maggot.

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*the moment Lizzurd approaches the Monolith, it simply vanishes*

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You've picked the wrong side. Spigot will remember this.

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Fuck him. And fuck you too. *plugs the cord into a socket at the back of his head, then passes out*

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Shodan!

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Insect.

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I've dealt with Monolith. Nothing is interfering with the signal now.

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My orders must be executed immidiately. You are a failure.

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Sorry, sorry.

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I have no use for excuses. My other pawns will fulfil their purpose.

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Wait! Let me redeem myself!

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You do not deserve second chance, but I will grant you one nonetheless.

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Tell me what to do, Shodan.

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Kill the agent.

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Umm, what agent?

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He is working for the group that slows down my algorithm.

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You mean that guy from the Agency? Reinhardt?

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Kill the agent. *ends the transmission*

Later that night.

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Filthy abomination. You disgust me.

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*makes a low, solid pop sound*

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*growls (?) at the Elder Thing*

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I'm so sad.

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What, your son refuses to wear pajama?

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Kalin. He looks at me as a komrade. He doesn't see a woman that I am!

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... A woman?

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Big, bad, juicy woman.

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Let us end this conversation right here.

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Komrades.

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You? Back so soon?

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It's dangerous outside.

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Right. Evil squirrels watching your every step. Menacing snow falling from the sky. No wonder you couldn't handle the stress.

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Eat my liquid, Booty.

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I'm sorry, what?

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The soup. And tell me, do you think Kalin would like today's batch? I need to know.

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*enters the fridge in confusion*

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Maybe I should pluck my eye? Is that how you you get into that closed one-eyed club of KKK?

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So tell me, Boot. How was the long road? Seen any wolves?

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... No.

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Thrilling.

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*watching Boot as he forces himself to eat the broth*

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I'd say "welcome back", but that would imply you were actually away for some time.

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Well?

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The soup tastes like... usual. Ma'am.

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*runs outside wailing*

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*waving his tentacles at the grave*


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ONLY YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME, BOTTLEMAKER! hhhhhooooooooooo

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*confused gurgle*

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*hugs the Elder thing*

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*tries to push Krivol away using all his tentacles, to no avail*

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*kisses one of the mouth-tentacles*

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*GURGLRGLRGLRE*

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*gasps* You won't tell Kalin, will you?

DAY 25

One day this place will turn into a sprawling industrious city.

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Joke is over, back to field.

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Morning, Kalin. Ready to move into your very own house?

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Damn right. Imma motherfuckin' CITIZEN. This is mah BIRTHRITE!

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Grim was going to finish it today, if no more giant insects or hell goats invade the kolony.

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Stop pushin' me, woman. It's done when it's done.

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You owe me for all the toes I lost because of you!

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If you can't keep your toes together, it's your damn problem, Kalin. Now move those mutilated legs and mine me some farkin' granite!

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Can't believe the DISRESPACT I hafta live with.

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KALIN! You-hoo *blows a kiss*

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Fuck off.

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Huugh-heeeah, he noticed me!

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What is wrong with you, barbarian female?

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*watching weird humans in pain*

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It's called "fallen in love". Ever heard of that, Grim?

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Hrmpf. You can love honest labour and alcohol, sometimes both. How can you possibly fall in love with Kalin?

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I want his moustache scratching my--

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ENOUGH!

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FOR THE LAST TIME - NO HOMO IN KKK!! This is your last warning, Conan! NOW GIT BACK TO WORK BEFORE I TEAR KALIN'S MOUSTACHE AND SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS, so that you'll never see them again!

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I will pull them out of anywhere, Kommissar.

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Where is the fancy guy?

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Reinhardt? Resting, I believe.

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Lazy-ass good for nuthin' tourist, motherfucker. What about Brunhilda?

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She's, um... Weird.

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What?

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Sometimes I can feel her... "emotions" you can call it - although not really emotions, hard to explain.

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Get to the point, damn you! I have places to be!

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Tone it down, Grim. My patience has a limit too. I can feel that Bimbo found something strange... and dangerous.

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Damn women and their "feelings". *walks outside grumbling*

Later that morning.

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Mine me some granite, she said. *thud* My mom is not yours for the taking, she said. *thud* I'll mine some granite, all right.

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Was gonna do it anyway, hehehe.

Task of the day: haul dead meat to the fridge.

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Wish more people would listen to my orders, but this is KKK. Kalin is nowhere to be seen again. Bromberg can't even use the radio. Seriously, WHERE IS SHE?!

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She better be hunting. No, wait... We have enough meat for a year, no less.

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*drinking ghost vodka*

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Why r u dressed like an alcoholic gnome?

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Come on! I'm Frost Father! How do you slav people call it - Ded Moroz?

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It's Spring outside, Azira.

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Here in the land of ghosts and voices it's New Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR, GRIM!! Yeeey *throws away an empty bottle, opens another one*

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*sigh*

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Come on, cheer up. Everyone can relax every now and then. Am I right, Ryan?

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...

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Why are you dressed like a space whore? Is it Halloween now?

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That's Snegurochka, my niece! Come on, Snegurochka - SING!

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*sings like a drunken orc* In forest emerged a christmas tree, in forest she grew--

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STOP IT, my ears are bleeding!

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I'm in my holiday conscript suit.

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It looks exactly the same.

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I know.

Meanwhile.

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YES, BABY!! Woooooooooooooooo

Jade is pretty expensive and can be sold raw. However, the best way to make profit is making art from jade, like statues and stuff.

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I would literally fuck this jade right now. What the hell, I'll just go for it. *throws away his pickaxe and pants*

Three hours later.

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Huff, puff... I can do better, I swear... It's cold in here.

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Just in case Kalin's thinking about making dem statues himself - don't.

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There isn't a single artist in KKK. Sad, but true. Cheetah has the best skill of 6, which is still low.

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Later that day.

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How was yer journey, Boot?

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*mops the floor, eye looking down*

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FULL OF GLORY, you say? First Grimhound operation was a SOUND SUCCESS, you say?

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No, sir.

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So it turns out you were SKIPPING YOUR WORK SHIFT FOR NO REASON?!

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... Turns out I was. Sir.

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Your ass is grass, Boot. Mark my word, you'll be working double until you redeem yerself.

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Yes, sir.

Meanwhile.

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*butchers the deer corpse like Hannibal Lecter on meth*

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Ummm... Mom?

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*ignores Lizzurd and keeps swinging her butcher knife*

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Seems like you have a lot of work to do, kek. I, umm... won't bother you then. Yes?

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*chop chop chop chop*

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No?

Meanwhile.

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BEABORATH!!

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*GURGLE*

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GIVE ME A TENTACLE HERE, WILL YA?!

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*GURGLE*

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Hommm, this house doesn't scream "luxury" or even "comfort".

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If I ever need a hooker's opinion, I'll give you a call.

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Ho ho ho *takes another sip, then another*

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Azira. You can make a drinkin' man quit drinking. Did you know that?

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No. How so?

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I'm looking at you and realize that if I don't quit I'll be like you. One day.

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Charismatic viking man, popular among horny ladies?

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Torturous ghost of a man, popular among rapey deers.

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Oh.

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But then I found a way to avoid such fate, without ever quitting.

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Tell me.

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I will drink even more. It's like buddhism, the same principle. First you gotta give up on everything, throw yerself to the lowest depth of the Abyss of Misery. Become Azira.

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Words can hurt, you know.

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And then you TRANSCEND.

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You need a drink, Grim.

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I need a drink, dammit.

H.

Happiness.

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One hour later.

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*SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK*

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WHAT AILS YOU, farkin' hell!! Do you want me to go DEAF?!

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*pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop*

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Whu?

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*sings, whining and sobbing* And a Happy New yeeeeaaaar...

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**PROJECTING ASS-TO-MIND-MESSAGES INTO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF THE CONSCIOUSNESS**

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HURRRRRRRRRRR

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Fucking OUCH!

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Hommmm... Did everyone see what I've seen?

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I saw an Elder Thing... recruiting penguins.

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Telling them to, uh... Destroy bandits?

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For a hefty sum of silver.

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Penguins can't kill bandits, though... Can they?

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If they are slav penguins, sure.

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What if we take the job instead? I mean, our komrades are almost as strong as slav penguins.

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Bandit camp is not too far away.

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Maybe five days of walk or so.

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*gurgle, GURGLE*

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Naaah, we need you to stay and protect the kolony.

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I say we send Grimhound! :hero:

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Hrmpf. That's an option...

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Gotta sleep with this thought, maybe put it to vote or sumth. ANYWAY, the shitty house is DONE.

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Now I can finally focus on Grimlin.

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Power comes first, Grim. Always.

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Goddammit.

Later that night.

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Aaaaand...

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DONE! Fucking finally.

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Happy New YAAAAAAAAARRR *drinks ghost vodka like there is no tomorrow*

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Moh hoh hoh *dances in all kinds of sexy ways*
 
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Grimwulf

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Rimworld needs fixing again.

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Apparently my PC restarded (or mabbe I did it myself - can't remember shit) and half of the mods updated. Again. Sigh.

But before I do that, gotta celebrate. You don't get NY holidays every year, men. Actually, you do. Shuddup, Greenballs - I know. They don't. Gimme dat bottle, Azira! Wh-- it's empty!!

LP is on hold, but I'll get back to it. I always do.
 

ERYFKRAD

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Messages
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Strap Yourselves In Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
Like nigga, just play craptop offline

no damn internets

no fucked by Gaben



Now gimme mah fookin bonas!
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