Disco Elysium Pre-Release Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Cael]

That container pic is just begging to have a nuka-cola vending machine photoshopped into it...

Just saying :D

 

[Kasparov]

Our brand of cola is an intravenous opiate.

 

[Cael]

Ugh, given how some of my friends guzzle the damned things IRL, an intravenous version would save them a lot of time...

 

[Prime Junta]

Our brand of cola is an intravenous opiate.

You can get the fentanyl out of Estonia but you can’t get the Estonian off the fentanyl.

Something like that anyway.

 

[Delterius]

This is advanced roleplaying. In most of the recent cRPGs you can´t really walk toward things. It´s more about smashing kobolds. We offer none of that. Puuure walking.

Does the tower dispense copies of The Secret? Can we just keep walking, passed the tower?

Oh yes. And no, you’ll drown have to limit the gameworld somehow

So you're telling me Jesus isn't a supported character archetype?

0/10

PS: I expected more Merry Christmas ratings from this one.

 

[TC Jr]

when can i torrent this?

 

[Iznaliu]

Ugh, given how some of my friends guzzle the damned things IRL, an intravenous version would save them a lot of time...

I don't think most people have tastebuds located in their blood vessels. If you disagree with me, you might have recently had something else added to your veins.

 

[Cael]

Ugh, given how some of my friends guzzle the damned things IRL, an intravenous version would save them a lot of time...

I don't think most people have tastebuds located in their blood vessels. If you disagree with me, you might have recently had something else added to your veins.

After that much cola, I don't think they had taste buds located in their mouths either...

 

[Kyl Von Kull]

Our brand of cola is an intravenous opiate.

You can get the fentanyl out of Estonia...

See, this makes me want to to the Baltic all over again.

 

[Background Character]

What is with Russians/communists and disco music anyways? That guy from Alpha Protocol, Stalin vs Martians and this

No that I'm complaining, I wanna walk the desert dancing to discommunism.

 

[Fenix]

when can i torrent this?

Not todaaaaaay!

 

[Kasparov]

when can i torrent this?

Well, this one’s a toughie. We’re currently working on this innovative Digital Rights Management system that requires a drop of the client’s blood. A few days after a purchase through Humble Store or Steam, you will receive a gadget in the mail that allows you to verify your identity. Every time you want to launch the game, the gadget needs to connect to the Internet to confirm that purchase on our end and we’ll activate your game. You can only pre-load the game before verification by our servers.

In your case - you’d need to kidnap a player who has bought the game through certified channels and draw their blood and then go through the hassle of getting that gadget.

The past few months we’ve been in talks with Dell Technologies to start manufacturing gaming laptops that ship with the gadget already installed. I’ve spent several weeks designing nifty plastic cases you’ll get to purchase from our store at zaumstudio.com to make your laptop uniquely yours! Preorders for those start early in February 2018. We’re super excited here at the studio

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Developer blood doesn’t count.

 

[Cael]

when can i torrent this?

Well, this one’s a toughie. We’re currently working on this innovative Digital Rights Management system that requires a drop of the client’s blood. A few days after a purchase through Humble Store or Steam, you will receive a gadget in the mail that allows you to verify your identity. Every time you want to launch the game, the gadget needs to connect to the Internet to confirm that purchase on our end and we’ll activate your game. You can only pre-load the game before verification by our servers.

In your case - you’d need to kidnap a player who has bought the game through certified channels and draw their blood and then go through the hassle of getting that gadget.

The past few months we’ve been in talks with Dell Technologies to start manufacturing gaming laptops that ship with the gadget already installed. I’ve spent several weeks designing nifty plastic cases you’ll get to purchase from our store at zaumstudio.com to make your laptop uniquely yours! Preorders for those start early in February 2018. We’re super excited here at the studio

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Developer blood doesn’t count.

This is unnecessarily complicated.

Upon purchasing the game, the player is castrated. Thereafter, the game will allow a recently taken photo of the player's genitals as proof of purchase (remember to put in photo date validation subroutine).

What about those people who have already been castrated due to some accident? Well, look. They have suffered enough, don't you think?

 

[Kasparov]

What about those people who have already been castrated due to some accident? Well, look. They have suffered enough, don't you think?

Our game might not be for everyone

 

[Fenix]

Our game might not be for everyone

Brilliant ending of that line of conversation.

 

[TC Jr]

when can i torrent this?

Well, this one’s a toughie. We’re currently working on this innovative Digital Rights Management system that requires a drop of the client’s blood. A few days after a purchase through Humble Store or Steam, you will receive a gadget in the mail that allows you to verify your identity. Every time you want to launch the game, the gadget needs to connect to the Internet to confirm that purchase on our end and we’ll activate your game. You can only pre-load the game before verification by our servers.

In your case - you’d need to kidnap a player who has bought the game through certified channels and draw their blood and then go through the hassle of getting that gadget.

The past few months we’ve been in talks with Dell Technologies to start manufacturing gaming laptops that ship with the gadget already installed. I’ve spent several weeks designing nifty plastic cases you’ll get to purchase from our store at zaumstudio.com to make your laptop uniquely yours! Preorders for those start early in February 2018. We’re super excited here at the studio

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Developer blood doesn’t count.

When's the release date, moron? Also no "this fall" bullshit, just a date, cheers.

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i'll buy it

 

[Iznaliu]

When's the release date, moron? Also no "this fall" bullshit, just a date, cheers.

You don't get anything in life for free, and that includes release dates. It is likely that announcing a release date now will set ZAUM up for failure as they aren't far enough along to have a realistic idea of when it will be released. One comment from some random person on a forum doesn't change these immovable facts.

 

[Kasparov]

When's the release date, moron? Also no "this fall" bullshit, just a date, cheers.

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i'll buy it

YKW, your eloquence has made me reconsider; here’s a safe bet date for you: 20.02.2020. Go on and mark your calendar so you know when to update your seeders.

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My mom’ll buy it.

 

[Zombra]

20.02.2020

And to be clear, that's not date/month/year; it's month/date/year. Save the date Septober 2nd!

 

[Got bored and left]

When's the release date, moron? Also no "this fall" bullshit, just a date, cheers.

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i'll buy it

YKW, your eloquence has made me reconsider; here’s a safe bet date for you: 20.02.2020. Go on and mark your calendar so you know when to update your seeders.

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My mom’ll buy it.

Hey, it'll release way sooner than Cyberpunk!

 

[Background Character]

Fuck yeah release date!

 

[Kasparov]

 

[bataille]

I can't get over how much in love I'm with everything about this.

 

[anvi]

What is this game? Please tell me it is Police Quest 5.

 

[Background Character]

Fuck I LOVE DICE

This game has everything