Completed Let's Play Drakensang: the River of Time

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Rumpo? What a name.

That's literally fom the German version. I remember the name from voice acting in the German version.

 

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Part 36: Trumpo

Spoiler

Rumpo is a magnificent shitlord. If the main character is male he will hit on Fayris and she has some strong responses to this.

Please close your mouth before you begin to drool.

Such power in your words! How gladly would I pit my strength against yours until we both reclined exhausted.

Mind your mouth. I could challenge you in another discipline that might not be so pleasant for you.

I like strong women. ... Oh, that reminds me of my problem.

I knew you had a problem.

You're just in time to help me out of a difficult situation, should you be so disposed.

Well, I could help you, if only you would give me your vote in return. I want to meet with your leader.

I would be pleased to do so, but first I would ask that you help me.

Then pray tell how awkward your predicament is.

I trust you will handle the following information discretely. I trust that I will not have to ask Master Farfara here to deal with any problems that might arise from your actions.

Of course!

I trust you will handle the following information discreetly. I trust that I will not have to ask Master Farfara here to deal with any problems that might arise from your actions.

I recently forgot my snuff box during a secret tryst with the barmaid in her chamber under the tavern. There is now a danger that her sweetheart will find it and make an unfortunate inference to my person.

What's the problem with getting back a snuff box?

Leti's sweetheart is Captain Irontaste. He has been spending a lot of time conducting his business from the tavern recently. I'm sure you appreciate my problem?

I'm not stupid. So we have a deal?

Naturally, I would be most grateful if you could retrieve the snuff box as quickly as possible. I presume... I can trust in the good impression you have made on me!

Growler Bodo is right by the back exit. One false move and the dogs will bark down the whole village.

How could I forget the dog breeder? Forgive me! Well, Alrico tricked him once by telling him he was taking a crate of Stonesoftener to the cellar for Jadira.

And was he successful?

It's a strong Dwarf schnapps from Angbar. Bodo and Hookensang are the only ones here who drink the stuff - for good reason.

Why don't you use that pretext yourself?

Bodo recently found out that somebody gave his dogs a sleeping potion. I don't want him to suspect me. You're new here, so he won't consider you.

Alright, I will try Alrico’s trick.

Alrico’s trick actually works. However, it’s best that Angela goes about this alone to minimize the chance of detection.

Rumpo brought some of the good Stonesoftener schnapps back from his last raid. I'm supposed to get it into the cellar as discreetly as possible.

Fine, fine! Bring it in. Just be careful and don't drop it!

The barmaid will be in her room so Angela must enter the adjacent room and wait for Leti to leave for the bath.

Inside a chest in Leti’s room Angela finds a snuff box.

However, back with Rumpo a complication arises.

Excellent! Then I'll... wait... this isn't my snuff tobacco. This isn't my snuff box! Please go and look again, and don't get caught.

Seems the barmaid did quite some slooting around.

Not yours? So whose is it? Fine, I'll have to look into this.

Turns out Rumpo’s snuff box is in a chest in a small room. Angela also finds a pipe here.

After retrieving the snuff box, however, Rumpo has another task.

Thank you, no snuff for me. Go on!

Well... I must confer with my bosun Alrico. Unfortunately he is currently very poorly disposed. But I'm sure you'll manage to cheer him up.

You didn't say I had to play nursemaid to your shipmate. That wasn't part of the deal!

I didn't say you had to? It's your decision. But otherwise I won't be able to give you my vote, I am sorry. You'll find Alrico at the end of the jetty.

Angela has no choice but to comply.

Greetings, noble Alrico Farfara. I am Ardo of Boar... err Ardo, a merchant of the Middenrealm.

I am Gammlund!

Just call me Fayris.

Well, without saying too much, I can tell you that you combine the advantages of both peoples.

And to whom else do I owe the honor?

My name is Angela Merkel.

My lady. The pleasure is all mine.

And how can Alrico Farfara help you?

Your captain is worried about you. He wants me to help you and cheer you up.

Oh, I had just forgotten the shame that fills my heart with grief. But you bring me hope, if the captain thinks that you might be able to retrieve the thing most precious to me above all others.

What exactly is the problem?

It is my rapier, a noble weapon made of the finest steel, fashioned by the best smiths in Grangor. It is a family heirloom that has been with the Farfaras since time immemorial. Stolen by a worthy servant of the notorious Soorman...

[Human Nature] Hmm, go on, noble Alrico. [I shouldn't let him beguile me. He has a silver tongue.]

Well, I have tried everything to retrieve my rapier, but the fellow just won't give it back. Either I must spill blood or live with the eternal humiliation and shame.

I could try talking with the thief. Where can I find him?

Wonderful! Maybe you will be able to take back what is mine from that blockhead. But you should know he's a mean customer and he has like-minded friends. You'll find him with his cronies at the dueling ground.

At the dueling ground, Angela can simply pickpocket the rapier from the pirate that has it.

With this matter solved Angela obtains her first vote.

Rumpo also becomes a trainer afterward but he teaches nothing special.

Next, we will enter the inn.

 

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Part 37: Muh lewt

Spoiler

Inside the tavern is Soorman aka Irontaste and a familiar face – Captain Hookensang.

I am searching for someone, and therefore need to see Thunderfist. Can I can count on your vote?

Of course I will help you... with one condition. Find a real solution to my problem this time and I will speak for you, just as you were going to speak to the Elves for me.

The Elven puff deal is done with. Or what is the problem this time?

I urgently need help against a person who is trying to discredit my leadership. Otherwise the crew will refuse to guide my ship to safe harbors.

Let me guess. Your first mate?

He accuses me of personal profit at the expense of the crew. After meeting with the sponsor of our last mission, the share of the loot to be distributed to the crew went missing.

That suits him. Do you think he's the thief?

Judge for yourself. He's just over there splashing out on expensive liquor. His very presence here is a mockery because every time he toasts me he also spreads his lies.

Maybe I should listen to his 'lies'... over a few drinks.

I trust in your discretion. Be advised, you will be at a disadvantage when drinking with him. Unless... you buy him something a little stronger. Prem Fire, for example!

That’s a good tip. I’ll deal with him.

I thank you. Clear up this matter to my satisfaction and you can count on my support.

When Angela talks to Soorman now he will just brush her off. We need to see his Ork first.

Also for some reason Soorman really hates Elves.

I haven’t even said what I want.

Now you've told me that you do want something. My answer is 'No'.

Angela has had previous dealings with Bravethorn; he’s still an idiot.

If you say so. Let’s have a drink.

You can get me a drink, right? Hookensang kept all our loot for himself and now I'm poor as King Mizirion.

Why would the captain do something like that?

Why? What for? Who knows? Stupid question! He wants riches because he inherited nothing but pride. That's why he's hoarding all our loot.

Bah! He say it was all stolen from the ship's chest. But of course he can't prove it... You buying or not?

Alright, this round’s on me.

Leti, honey, bring me and the wench here something to drink! She's paying.

Aaahh... this is the life. Let's have another one? I like it here!

What about something a little stronger? Prem Fire! Or is that too much for you?

Prem Fire? Er... too much for me? Never... Leti!

That sounds like trouble... but the customer's always right.

It’s easy to drive Bravethorn drunk… and apparently Angela can hold her liquor really well.

Wanna hear a joke?

Go on.

Two pirate captains go into a bar. One says: 'Hey matey, what happened to your leg?' The one with the wooden leg says: 'A ballista bolt took it off.'

That was the joke?

Nooo. Anyway, the next time they meet, he's got a hook for a hand... like a certain captain we know! So the first pirate says: 'Hey matey, what happened to your hand'? The other one answers: 'A ballista bolt took it off.'

When does it get funny?

Listen, the next time they meet, he's missing an eye too! 'Hey matey, ballista get you again?' He answers: 'No, a bird pooped in my eye and I forgot about me hook'!

Once Bravethorn is dead drunk he can be lured outside and followed.

Ooohh! Th' wheel up...onna ceiling... sp...spinning. Or is it me? G...gotta hold... tight. Won't...stop.

You should go outside and get some fresh air. In a safe place.

Don't lie down here. Jadira will have at you with her rolling pin. You'd better take my advice!

Y...you...always have g...good ideas. Yeah! Urgh, b...but I feel sssick... Gotta get out!

Outside Bravethorn leads Angela right to the loot he stole.

Bravethorn will attack once he notices but can be beaten into submission quickly.

Ow, my head! Stop! Can't we talk about this?

You talk! Your reaction betrays you. Admit that you stole the loot!

It's my fair share! If it weren't for that stingy Captain... owww, don't hit me! The loot's under the rocks in the last grave there.

Good. Are you going to confess to your comrades, or make yourself scarce?

I'm gone. Things are getting too hot for me here. Maybe I'll go back to Ferdok and my son Lars.

The stolen loot stays here. Now go!

Retrieving the loot, it’s actually possible to lie to Hookensang and keep a part for yourself. But really no reason to do this – Hookensang is a bro.

I will ask the Council to let you meet with Thunderfist. Farewell.

It’s possible to drink with Hookensang too.

Of course, Lord Stoneground. Coming right up!

Aaaahhh... nothing else oils the throat like this stuff.

Nice and strong, but not really my taste.

It's an acquired taste, certainly! But don't make the same mistake as I once did. Don't mix Stonesoftener with other drinks.

Why, what happened?

I don't know. I have never successfully managed to reconstruct the precise events of that evening. But the result was... a headache, a truly terrible headache.

Do you know anything about the Water Dragon?

Everybody has seen or heard something to do with it. But if I knew where to find its hoard, I would certainly not be sitting here in this foul-smelling tavern.

Your cough hasn't improved. Didn't you give up smoking?

If you must know... I am currently forced to abstain. I have mislaid my pipe somewhere.

Angela actually found a pipe in Leti’s room.

Is this your pipe?

Praise be to the Twelfgods! Where did you find it?

In the chambers of that young lady...

Don't point! And lower your voice. By all the good Gods, Soorman is neither blind nor deaf.

So wouldn't he know if Leti was cheating on him?

An inexcusable blunder on my part! I cannot afford a dispute with Soorman. And her father... no - marriage would be out of the question. It wouldn't be fitting. I'm sure you understand.

You can rely on my discretion. Here’s your pipe.

It is actually possible to ask some ducats in exchange for the pipe – but again, Hookensang is a bro.

Truly honorable of you, I am impressed. Let me know immediately, should you be interested in the position of first mate.

Thank you for your offer, but unfortunately I am very busy at the moment.

Do you tell jokes like Bravethorn?

I don't tell everyone this joke. It's about a young nobleman who inherited no land, became a shipwright and became increasingly indebted.

The man was captured by pirates while working on a ship to pay off all his debts. The ransom letter sent to his family went unanswered.

He only had one option: To stay with those who took his ship and therefore his last chance of living an honest life... that's how he became a pirate captain.

In the tavern should also be located the Tavern King, indebted to Goldtooth.

Oh, what do you want from him?

He owes Avarosh money. I’m collecting it.

Haha, you'll be lucky! Unless, that is, you threaten to give him a good beating. He deserves one. Although... there might be a better way. I'll tell you for one ducat.

Here you are. Tell me…

Threaten to tell the innkeeper that he sneaks into the wine cellar through the back door of her tavern. Heehee, then he'll do whatever you say.

Innkeeper, back door of the tavern... got it. So where do I find him?

He always stands at the bar. But he isn't here right now. I've got work to do now, excuse me.

The Tavern King will show up later. There’s also Jadira, aka Bardshock, to talk to anyway for another vote.

I'm looking for Radomir, the Tavern King. Is he here?

Radomir? That drunken dog is bound to be here soon. Why not keep me company until then.

Your name sounds so exotic. Where are you from, Jadira?

I'm a true Zahori, my people are a traveling people with fire in their blood. This is why I traveled the land when I was young.

I stayed nowhere for longer than a month and had many adventures. Sometimes I worked as a camp follower or I sang and I danced.

Then I met Rumpo and followed him here. The old innkeeper had just died so I took over the business. Now they play the music that I want to hear.

Jadira, you're on the Captain's Council. I...

... you need my vote, I presume. You'll get it, but first I want see if you're too fancy for a little job. I can't stand people who can't get stuck in.

Go to the distillery just outside the village and ask the lazy dog there where my delivery is. Get him to hurry up and bring the schnapps right over. Do that and you'll get my vote.

After talking to Jadira the Tavern King will stumble in.

Avarosh wants his money back.

Avarosh Greedy Pockets? He can wait. Not the only one I owe money. An' now I need a drink.

Pay up first before you drink all your money!

Not a chance. Now leave me in peace.

[Fast Talk] Avarosh said this is your last chance to pay up. Otherwise, he wants to settle the matter differently.

[Success] Oh, did he! Then I'm lucky you're such a peashful fellow.

I’m glad we understand one another.

Here's the money. Now let me dr...drink in peace. Regards to Avarosh Greedy Pockets.

Now at last Goldtooth’s task is complete.

I got your 31 ducats. It was child's play.

Child's play? Yes, yes... well you're not getting my vote for child's play. You knew that, right? Hehehe!

Yes. How do you intend to further exploit my predicament?

I'm told my mine is haunted and work has ground to a halt. Get my Dwarves delving again, yes?

You haven’t told me where the delving is.

Over the bridge and then right. Not left, got that? I'll put a nice big cross on your map in case that's too much for you to handle. There, hehe.

What exactly is haunting the delving?

If I knew that, I wouldn't have to send anyone, would I? Must I explain everything to you? Go on, time is gold... how many times do I have to I tell you?

Alright, I’ll help you one last time.

For now, though, Angela will head outside the town.

 

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Part 38: Redpelts

Spoiler

Outside the town is Soorman’s bosun Ork.

Yes! Are you Soorman's Bosun Ork? I have to come to you first if I want to speak to him? Right?

Zutar! Great ship Ork of Captain Irontaste! You careful, lots! Say me 'Blackfur' and I make crunch[> on you!

What does that Blackfur want to make? Crunch?

Psst…

Shhh…

Huh? What tiddlebeard say?

Tiddlebeard?

Err... anyway. I need Soorman's vote. Can you help me?

Goar woahl, you smart! No-one bother captain. Orders!

How can I convince you to let me speak with the Captain?

Har har, you smart enough - you come when work to do. Get Baruckas like little Redpelt here. They gone! Can always get new ones. But I want make crunch, teach others not leave!

What? What are you talking about? I don't understand a word.

Want crunch leader of runaways. Then other Redpelts know... not good run away. Bring me leader! Then you go Irontaste, Kaya!

What? You want me to hunt a Redpelt... a Goblin? You're not serious...

Hahahahaha ... hahahahaha ... yes! I always serious... hahah...

Disgraceful! But fine, I'll hunt the Goblin.

Katwar! Haha, and you go quick south. Soorman clever. So you better go quick, if you want talk Captain.

I have no idea what that Ork was trying to say to us.

Jadira’s distillery is to the west of the town, there appears to be some drama with trolls.

What happened?

It's terrible! These trolls just turned up... wanted sugar, anything sweet. The smelled the alcohol and tried it. Now they're smashing the place up looking for something sweet to eat. Get rid of the trolls! Otherwise they'll tear my hut apart too.

I’ll deal with it.

The trolls can be convinced to leave, but for some reason the difficulty of Fast Talk is 18… this must be an oversight since there is no reason why dumb trolls would be so difficult to influence.

So unfortunately, Angela is forced to take down the trolls.

Thank the innkeeper. She sent me because she was still waiting for her schnaps delivery. Do you have any left, or did the Trolls drink it all?

They drank pretty much everything! I managed to save a small bottle of my best stuff. Here, take it!

Thank you. Hopefully this will make the dry spell at the innkeeper's a little more bearable.

Before returning to town, Angela should look for the goblins in the southern part of the area.

For one, there’s a goblin skulking around behind a tree.

Maybe. Are you one of them?

No, no. But know where runoff Goblins go. I tell and you give reward?

Tell me! I'll check. If it's true, you'll get your reward from the Bosun Ork.

Ohoh, Bosun Ork baaaaad! But if he give reward, then I tell you. High behind hill... there shaman and other Goblins. Her fault!

Reshamama is shaman and help run off! She not dumb like other Goblins. I wait here and come with you later for reward.

Just up the hill… we’ll see.

There’s indeed a group of goblins to the very south… but not really any reason to kill them.

Are you one of the escaped goblins?

By Weruuul and Kaysetoost! I knew you would come, river man. But we will fight.

I'm not one of the pirates from round here. But I'm looking for the ones in charge. Who helped the Goblins escape?

I, Reshamama! Will you kill me now? I won't surrender!

I have an idea. I met a Goblin not far from here who told me we would find the escaped Goblins here.

Must be Yobbo. Wretched traitor!

Fine, they want a guilty Goblin. We'll give them Yobbo the traitor. What do you think?

Bah, I hate traitors, and this Mama seems alright. We should trust her. At least she has some sense!

Good decision, my friend. These Goblins will remember us if we let them go.

Hehe, good! I don't want anyone saying I tickle the innocent with my ax. Haha ...

Your suggestion is good. I will disappear with my Goblins and you take Yobbo the Traitor to the Ork. I thank you. You are wise... wise like Reshamama. Take my staff in thanks!

Thank you, Reshamama! Good luck... and hurry! They're already looking for you.

Hmm, she sounded intelligent, that one.

Haha, Forgrimm. You’re becoming quite the diplomat.

Yobbo is easy to trick and led to his doom.

You find shaman and punish?

Yes, she is dead! Come with me to the Ork. Then you'll get your reward. I'll come with you.

Oh, niiiice... Yobbo get good reward. Get old bread and rusty nail... ohohoh, happy!

[Fast Talk] Yes this is him!

You lieeeee! I help Zutar and tell on other Goblins. Pleeeasse no crunch with me. Ohohoh ...

[Success] Shut up, you fish food now. But I can make very long crunch with you. So be quiet!

Guoarta! Go to Irontaste, he will hear you now. From now Zutar and Irontaste sometimes maybe like you.

Redpelt! March to make crunch!

Ohohoh... *whimper*

Back at the inn, however, Soorman will still not want to talk to us.

At least we now know Sanraya (Alari’s sister) is in Hammerberg.

You'll feel an arrow's bite if you don't hold your tongue.

I understand you don't seem to like Elves.

You understand? What do you understand? Shut your mouth if you don't know what you're talking about.

Zutar said you would listen to me.

He said that? Do you think I'll help you just because you made that filthy Ork happy? Hmhmm.

This is an important matter for me. I'm looking for a woman...

So you're looking for a woman... and I'm neither a pimp nor a private investigator.

What do you mean?

What do I mean. Hmhmm.

You may be able to win the other Council members' votes. But you will still need my vote. I'm the most important man here. Now get away from me.

Seems we need to return to Soorman after obtaining all the other votes.

Jadira, at least, will grant her vote immediately.

What? I expect there's a good reason for this... hmm?

A couple of Trolls have wrecked the distillery and drunk the schnaps. I drove them off. The distiller is ok, and I thought I'd bring the rest of the schnaps.

Well done. You're not afraid to act. I like that. You'll get my vote on the Council and plenty of free beer to wash away the smell of troll.

Jadira has an extra quest unrelated to the Council vote.

Maybe I can help you, since you made it so easy to get your vote.

You are a darling! Maybe you can... I have some business with Rumpo that makes me so sad. *sigh*

The Captain? Rumpo Widowfriend?

Don't call him that. He got that name because of his boastful talk. He used to be so different. He was rough and ready, he spoke his mind.

Used to? Jadira... you and Rumpo? You were a couple?

Yes. *sigh*... Then he went out raiding and came back a changed man. The old Perchbold had turned into that foppish widow-chaser. I just don't like him any more. I want the old, crude, ugly but honest Rumpo!

Do you want me to talk to Rumpo?

Absolutely not! I already spoke with Sanraya the Elf. She's going to brew me a potion. She just needs a lock of hair from Rumpo's head. Maybe you can get it and take it to Sanraya?

I’ll see what I can do.

Angela will talk to Rumpo immediately anyway.

If I have erred in my conduct, I deeply regret it.

I can live with that.

Well, I aquired the title 'Capitano Rumpo', a name fit for a seducing charmer.

There are various ways to deal with Rumpo here.

What do you mean? Surely, you jest. Unless, of course, you mean the ladies. They're all enchanted with me.

[Arcane Lore] [The ring on Rumpo's finger has a magical aura.] This ring, is truly enchanting ...

There's no reason to look so embarrassed. Do not fear, I take no umbrage at your comment.

With her thief skills Angela can simply nab the ring from Rumpo’s finger. It’s also possible to take a lock of hair but not really necessary.

[Success] Yeah, I got a good grip. Wanna feel? Burp! Oops... heheheh!

[Success] Oh that's very nice of you... heheheh! Do you do other nice things?

I’ll go now.

Handing the ring over to Jadira solves this quest.

And you're talking like a crazy person! Ring? What about the potion? You didn't talk to him about me, did you? Wait till I get my rolling pin!

The ring caused his eccentric behavior. It may be gold, but it gives whoever wears it a silver tongue. That's why Rumpo suddenly started talking so pompously.

So that was it. I wondered why he was wearing that ugly bit of kitsch. It didn't suit a man like Rumpo at all!

Errm… yes.

Next, Angela will get Goldtooth's vote

 

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Part 39: Bosnickel

Spoiler

Goldtooth’s “haunted” delving is past the bridge which will now be lowered.

Past the bridge is the elusive Sanraya.

Are you a Half Elf too?

What makes you think that, feytala? No weak Human blood flows through my veins!

Oh... I'm... sorry. Please forgive me. I thought you lived with the Humans because your tribe...

Listen, girl! If there's one thing I've learned, never let anyone tell you how to live and what's right. Now tell me, what are you doing here?

Are you Sanraya of the Storm Sentinel tribe? Alari is worried about her sister.

Alari Springborn? Ahh, I miss her too. But this life would not be for her and I will not return to the say'dhaba.

You are so certain of that, although you only recently left your tribe?

Elves grow as old as the trees, but for Humans seven years is a long time. There are so many stories in this place! You know, everybody came here to be free.

Why did you leave the forests of your home?

I just wanted to experience all the different sides of life! This yearning created disharmony in the song of the tribe, so one day I decided to leave. I have seen so much since that day.

Yes, but do you never intend to return? Do you think that your tribe would not take you back?

I may be closer to badoc, but that is no loss. I gain because I understand so much more! I feel another, more powerful creature within me ever since I lost my iama.

You lost your instrument? How?

Sanraya now marks the location of the Water Dragon’s lair on the world map.

On my travels I came upon a wondrous cave. I saw a sparkling in its depths. But as I approached, a scaly creature full of anger and greed arose from the waters!

The Water Dragon!

Sanraya is not only a trainer, she also sells a lot of high quality equipment, including the recipe for the best fencing weapon in the game.

Angela buys whatever is useful.

Sanraya also sells another piece of the Storm Sentinel set.

Behind Sanraya’s hut is a locked chest containing a large healing potion, the last ingredient Fayris needed to craft the Perfect Soul Bow.

After these distractions Angela can focus on the haunted delving. A Dwarf comes running out in panic as soon as Angela approaches.

Calm down! That's exactly why Avarosh sent me. Tell me what's wrong.

A crazy Bosnickel has run amok in the delving. Anyone stupid enough not to leave the mine gets turned into stone.

What’s a Bosnickel?

You don't know what a Bosnickel is? A nasty Leprechaun with a thing for metal, that's what. It turns things into stone and changes gold into worthless fool's gold.

Tell me more about the Bosnickel.

He turned up in the delving a few days ago. He started with practical jokes, trying to get us to leave. Things got worse and worse until Avarosh ordered us to catch him and silence him.

And that didn’t work?

Of course not! The Bosnickel was powerful. Much too powerful. He turned all my friends to stone. He got to me last. Instead of turning me to stone, he just giggled.

Why did he spare you?

He said I was lucky. And then he babbled something like: "Fiddlesticks and poppycock, not again! Only four letters in my name. Can't turn you into stone, I've already made four statues."

This story gets stranger and stranger.

True. Maybe it had something to do with his name. I heard you can drive them off if you learn their name. But that's just a legend.

Well, it’s better than nothing.

Finding out his name to drive him out is one thing, but please try to turn my four friends back.

[Arcane Lore] A 'BREAK ENCHANTMENT' spell might work.

Fayris knows the spell “Rescindere” so visiting Sanraya is not necessary.

Do you have any idea why the Bosnickel singled you out?

Well ... err. No... well, maybe... the delving borders on Norgamashzrom.

This Dwarven term triggers Forgrimm’s Dwarfnose.

Huh… how do you know?

Every Dwarf knows about King Arombolosh's law. Severe punishment awaits those who seek the Forbidden Delving! Drodda Norgamashzrom... Hands off Norgamashzrom!

Err... yes, I know... but what am I supposed to do now?

By the Long Beard of Angrosh! ... Put things in order and hope the King never finds out!

Ka baskan Draxin! You are right... I'll never set foot in that delving again!

Wait out here! I’ll deal with it.

You can count on that. Oh, if you need a torch or bandages, just ask. I'm the quartermaster and smith for the delving. My supplies are modest, but I hope they'll suffice.

Once inside the delving, the Bosnickel soon shows up.

Who are you?

Heeheehee…

I'm the all-singing, all-dancing Bosnickel! Your worst nightmare!

And what does my worst nightmare want?

I have a warning, heehee.

A warning? About what?

A warning of the secrets of the delving. Do you see this next to me? This shapeless pile of rocks? This was once a Dwarf. I turned him into stone! He will delve no more! Heehee, but who are you? And what do you want?

Why are you doing all this?

I'm not telling. I warned you, didn't I? Isn't that enough?

Avarosh sent me. I'm here to get things running properly again!

Oh, not good. But games are in my nature, so I say: will you play a game with me?

What game?

I'm not telling. First you must say yes, heehee.

Yes!

Here's the game: Questions and answers, we will play. If you win, you get my name and can command me. The Dwarves I'll turn back too. But you will not win... heeheehee.

Good, let us begin.

Tatatada! Let the show begin. Clear the stage for the riddle master!

Please get to the point.

Quiet please! I'm about to tell you the rules. Listen well!

1. Only you can answer. 2. You must answer immediately. 3. You can ask one companion only once. 4. You can buy one answer with rat tails. 5. You may lock out two wrong answers once. Understand?

Yes!

The questions are p. easy and related to Aventurian lore.

What is a popular Aventurian woman's name beginning with N.

A) Alrik B) Lena C) Cella D) Niame

D) Niame?

Right! You win. My bearded helper will now give you your reward.

The Bosnickel did it using magic.

He did what? Oh... I'd be angry if only I weren't so tired.

Go to the exit! You don't want that Leprechaun to turn you to stone again.

I just need to rest a little, then I'll go.

The other stone Dwarves are deeper into the delving.

Upon reaching a staircase the Bosnickel will pop up again with a unique challenge.

Fine! What is it now?

Repeat the following tongue-twister perfectly!

Let’s hear it!

*Mumble* *rasp* *murmur* *whisper* *croak*

With high enough Perception Angela can solve this.

[Perception] Listen carefully: *Mumble* *rasp* *murmur* *whisper* *croak*

Huh... whaaat? I couldn't make it out, but I didn't hear a mistake either. Mediocre, veeeery mediocre. Fine... I'll still put something in the rainbow chest.

The second stone Dwarf is in a room down the stairs.

Yes!

The 1000 *what* army?


A) Coach B) Ogre C) Goat D) Dragon

There is little trick here: Angela will give the wrong answer on purpose.

The right answer is Ogre, btw.

D) Dragon?

... Hm, heehee, no! Now you'll have to change him back yourself. Do you want to fly now?

Yes. [Transversalis]

A parting gift for my new friends. *poof*

The Bosnickel teleports the group to a an otherwise inaccessible room with a chest containing the Storm Sentinel greaves for Fayris. This is the only way to obtain them.

Back in the room with the stone Dwarf, Fayris uses her “Stone to Flesh” spell.

Be careful what you say. The Leprechaun might hear you!

I don't care! Wait until I get my hands on him!

How did the Leprechaun get you?

I was looking for him. It wasn't difficult. He's always chattering away to himself...

When I found him, I snuck up on him without a sound. I was just about to grab him when he turned round and everything when dark. He must have good ears.

I’m going. Take care of yourself.

I will! That Leprechaun won't make a fool of me again. 'O for Oneberry cake'! I hate Oneberries!

Deeper down the delving, Forgrimm’s Dwarfnose is of use again.

There’s a secret room with some loot.

The third stone Dwarf is down a ramp leading to a flooded chamber.

Yes!

What's the longest river in Aventuria?

A) Thunderbrook B) Great River C) Yaquir D) Ingval

B) Great River?

Right! You win. My bearded helper will now give you your reward.

A Leprechaun turned you to stone. Do you remember?

Aha! That explains everything. I was just about to get the pump working... water had broken through, you see... Then boom! ... I was gone. Everything went black...

I thought the jammed lever had come loose and bashed me on the head. Haha... but then I would have seen stars and not just black... haha.

I'm off to hunt the Leprechaun.

Good hunting! I'll get to the pump. Everything seemed fine at the last inspection. It must have been sabotaged by one of those little tunnel rats.

Good luck to you too.

The sapper Dwarf will head to a room with a fixed lever… he’ll fix it eventually and drain the flooded room.

Can you fix the water pump?

Of course. But it will take a little while. It's just a storeroom down there anyway. But if the water rises, it'll cause all kinds of damage. Damage, I tell you... worse than a rock goblin's toilet.

The final stone Dwarf is in front of a railing.

Yes!

What do the Thorwalians call their long ships?

A) Coggers B) Cutters C) Potters D) Ottas

D) Ottas?

Right! You win. My bearded helper will now give you your reward.

I am…

If you're our friend, get that wretched intruder! Go on!

If you want to get rid of the Leprechaun, why don't you deal with him yourself...?

Are you calling me a coward? Careful!

How can I chop him up with my ax, if I can't get to him?

Then I’ll go on a Leprechaun hunt…

Unexpectedly, the rude Dwarf dishes out a reward.

Thank you, I hope the pick won’t be necessary.

Yes, yes, yes… off you go!

In the deepest part of the dungeon, Angela can finally “banish” the Bosnickel.

Note: “heffalump” is from Winnie the Pooh…

What? Here already?! And crashing around like a heffalump! I didn't expect that. Rules are rules. Now my final question: What's my name?

Are you Dave? Or Kevin? No. How about NOGO?

What? How? I don't believe it! You tricked me. Just like my cousin Rumplestiltskin. So be it. My vanquisher, command me!

Listen! Leave this delving.

Today is different, this isn't the last you've seen of me... If you're greedy, look in the crate at the back. Be warned! Avarosh is the greediest of them all. He will find only corruption where he seeks.

In this room is also the “rainbow chest” which spawned because Angela passed the Bosnickel’s “tongue-twister”.

The chest contains some good Dwarven loot for Forgrimm.

After this, the rude Dwarf will kick Angela out.

Unauthorized? I saved your skins and rid the delving of the Leprechaun by order of Avarosh himself! Where's your gratitude?

If Avarosh sent you, then go talk to him about gratitude! I have a schedule to meet. We're already way behind.

We'll have to put on extra shifts! And that means angry workers.

Go! To the exit! Chop, chop…!

Bah! You're an unfriendly fellow! Ever heard of gratitude?

I didn't ask for your help! Complain to Avarosh!

In any case, now Goldtooth will finally grant his vote.

I met a Leprechaun in your delving, but I managed to drive him away.

Good, good! those Leprechauns are a terrible plague! I'll hire some more Dwarves to make up for the lost time, yes!

Stop! Do I finally have your vote now?

Yes, yes, if you wish. But now I must take care of the delving.

What are you doing in the delving?

What's that to you? Do I ask you about your private affairs?!

That’s not how I remember it.

Well, I have a better memory than you.

Could there be a reason for the Leprechaun's actions?

Errm... sure. The reason is... Leprechauns are malicious, snot-nosed little pests who just like to cause trouble.

Whatever you say.

Now Angela can finally talk to Soorman properly… also talking to Snow Rose again, turns out she has some interesting information in exchange for 2 ducats.

Speaking of Rahja worship, this is how their deonts look:

They possess quite interesting carnal miracles.

Alright then, listen up! It's a secret, but Soorman once tried to rob an Elven coach in Farindel Woods and was held prisoner in Spriteland for ten years. That's why he's so scared of the supernatural.

That explains why Soorman hates Elves.

Avarosh comes to see me a lot. You know... the little beard-mumbler likes me. And he talks in his sleep. There's something in his delving that he's afraid of. But he's obsessed with owning it...

But whatever he's doing is against Dwarven law. He's terrified of an official coming and causing problems for him.

Angela probably hasn’t heard the last of the delving yet…

 

[abnaxus]

Part 40: Sour Man

Spoiler

Finally Angela can have a “proper” conversation with Soorman.

How do you intend to find that out?

Take this letter to my friend. He owes me a share of the loot from his last raid. Give him this letter with my instructions unopened.

Is that all?

The man is called Big Nose Barnabas. His place is in the woods east of here. ... Meet me back here with the loot. Nice and easy, hmm?

Just as you say. I’ll be back.

Of course, Angela will read the letter anyway.

Of course, there’s a way to avoid bloodshed. This is where the forgers come in.

Let me see. Hmm. Changing this message would be a worth a lot to you, wouldn't it? What do you want it to say?

Give the bearer of this message the loot and all your gold!'

I’ll do it for 10 ducats.

Deal! Do it.

Here is the document you wished. I wonder if we will meet again.

Thank you for your good work.

At Barnabas’ farm, the ruse actually works. Another brilliant Phexcapade.

This should be enough to get Soorman’s vote. But of course it doesn’t end with this.

Here's the loot. Or did you think I wouldn't manage it?

Hmhm, you have exceeded my expectations.

The errand wasn't exactly what I was expecting either.

I think you get to know people best when you surprise them.

So do I get your vote now?

My vote? Do I look like Arella the river mermaid? Do I have shells on my chest or the tail of a fish? Hmm?

Err, what? No, but…

Listen to me. If you want to see your friend again, then do exactly as I tell you.

Another errand before I get to meet Thunderfist?

Hmm, no. Thunderfist is too stubborn to tell you where you'll find the red-head. I, on the other hand, can help you if you help me.

You want to go behind your leader’s back?

More than that. I want to be the leader. And you will kill Thunderfist for me.

Kill? That's a suicide mission!

There are enough people ready to help me seize power. As soon as you attack, they will fight by your side.

Should you decide to speak of my plans to anybody else, then Golgari's wings will be the next thing you hear after the screams of your friends.

Note: Golgari is Boron’s raven.

I see.

At this point there’s not really any other choice but to go through with Soorman’s plan.

Yes. I don't care which of you knaves gives the orders. My search for Mora is more important.

Hmhmm. Who dares, wins. Take the eastern path through the woods to the gate. I will tell the guards to let you pass through the cave. We will speak of Mora when I am the leader.

Once outside, Leti the barmaid will come storming out.

Calm down and start again from the beginning.

He wants to force you to kill Thunderfist? You mustn't do it! ... I feel so bad.

Why do you feel bad?

Because I helped him too! But I didn't know his intentions! I don't want them all to kill each other...

This may be why Leti slooted around with p. much half the town.

But you know one of them will have to lose, don't you?

*bursts into tears*...! But I don't want to live with a murderer. What if he has you killed too? I couldn't stand it!

Poor girl. That rogue has no scruples whatsoever. It's good that you have seen his true face.

You and that...? Err... I... I mean... Murder Thunderfist like cowards? I don't like the sound of that either.

We are not paid murderers and we cannot be forced to murder anyone. We will consider our actions carefully.

So… so now what?

I would rather not talk about my plans. But thank you for your honesty, Leti.

I understand. The Twelfgods be with you! ... Oh... what have I done?

In any case, there is now access to the next Hammerberg area: the Secret Harbour.

 

[abnaxus]

Part 41: Thundertits

Spoiler

Soorman’s retardo Ork will be waiting at the entrance of the Secret Harbour.

Thunderfist’s ship is guarded by three yuge lizardmen.

Thunderfist turns out to be yuge Thorwalian womyn.

There’s also a mage here, likely a crony of Coldstone’s.

My name is Angela Merkel and I am looking for Mora. Can you tell me where she is?

And why should I help you?

Because I can help you too. Soorman is planning to attack you.

Soorman? That treacherous landlubber! As if he would help anybody but himself.

It doesn’t take long for shit to hit the fan.

Eilif and her three marus now temporarily join Angela’s party.

Now finally Angela gets to kill Soorman’s retardo Ork. It's possible to remove his goblins because Angela previously helped the goblin shaman.

Goblins, don't listen to the bad Ork! Flee! A Reshamama is waiting in the woods. She will help you.

Ghorkai! Stubborn bait go! No Redpelts... More crunch for Zutar.

Finish talk! You lose head now. Ai Kattach!

Without his goblins retardo Ork stands no chance at all.

There will be some big battles against pirates, this is a good opportunity to pick up as many silver emblems for Van Haring as possible.

Marus! Destroy the barrels! Then onward!

With Eilif and her marus on Angela’s sides the pirates just get roflstomped.

You believe in a fairy tale about the Riverfather but not in the treasure that went down with my ship? Anyone who mutinies for a few ducats can expect to pay with their life.

Let’s fight!

Marus! Kill them!

Further down the harbour the pirates will flee quickly.

Let the little crabs scuttle off! Marus, to Soorman's ship! But leave some of him for me, hahaha!

Soon it is time to deal with that creepy dweeb once and for all.

Jasmine casts a spell that turns the marus against Eilif.

Angela uses Better Offer to turn one of the marus back to her camp immediately.

The other two marus can be killed quickly with skills that cause wounds (Fatal Thrust/Precision Thrust/Marksmanship).

Forgrimm went off to deal with Soorman but it seems the latter is scripted to home in on Fayris; he’s immune to Knockdown, Sleep, Paralysis and wounds.

Soorman is easy to kill but carries a very dangerous dagger. Upon death he drops a gold emblem.

Hilariously, the maru Angela turned back went after Jasmine. Jasmine will simply teleport away after losing too much health.

The battle is over when the third maru falls.

Are you finally going to tell me where Mora is?

That I will! Mora is not here. The white hoods took her to the castle, to Dajin, Baron of Nadoret.

How are you involved with the Baron?

We had an agreement. He kept the authorities off our backs in return for a share of the loot. And he tipped us off about the river trade.

You speak as if you would rather break your agreement.

Soorman convinced the weaklings in the Council to play along. I never liked the whole thing, especially after those white hoods turned up. Now it will end.

What about the woman in white - that Jasmine of the Creek?

I wish I had the chance to give that traitor a proper talking to. With my fists! She's probably gone to Castle Nadoret. To her master, Coldstone.

I'll catch those scoundrels. And if Jasmine stands in my way then all the worse for her.

Jaakon's murderer won't escape me this time.

A feud? Then listen. I know a secret way into the castle. The harbor master of Nadoret has the key. I wish you a good battle, Angela Merkel!

What happened to Mora?

We had orders to capture the ship she was traveling on. But we didn't take her prisoner. She came with us willingly. Almost as if she knew exactly what to expect. There's some dirty secret behind all this.

How is Colstone involved?

They were secretive, those white hoods. I just know that they got involved in the whole business and always wanted more... from the Baron too, so it seems.

Tell me about the deal with the Baron?

The tollkeepers told us what the ships were carrying and how well guarded they were. Then we shared the loot with them. Dajin has been demanding an increasingly bigger share ever since the white hoods arrived.

Before leaving the area we must not forget the loot since we will not be able to return here.

Soorman carried the basilisk tongue, very nasty weapon.

There are also chests around with good loot.

Back in Hammerberg, Eilif will part ways.

As for your future, Sjahskari, I'm sure fate will take you to your goal. May the skalds of our homeland sing of your deeds! And please do not speak of my failure here.

Good luck to you too, Eilif Sigridsdottir!

[She turns to Ardo] And you! I like the way you fight! May the strength of your sword arm last many years.

I... erm ... Rondra be with you, Madam Eilif.

Before leaving Hammerberg, there’s one more thing to do with Eilif at the tavern.

You did the right thing by warning us. But let this be a lesson to you!

Thank you for your kind words. But enough of that, do you want anything else from me?

Eilif will be drinking at the bar; it’s possible to pickpocket her gold emblem.

Eilif will now also share some background information – Eilif was part of Beorn’s fleet. At the time of the game, Beorn and the legendary Phileasson were holding a competition about who could sail around Aventuria the fastest.

My last adventure with Beorn ended with my dragon ship sinking on the Great River... together with all the treasure. My Marus are the last thing I remember on the islands in the mist.

And what are your plans for the future now?

Back to the sea, where the real adventure lies. I must win more fame before I can return to home waters!

May the winds smile on you.

Angela now has two gold emblems in her possession; the local forger can make her a (fake) third.

At any rate, the main quest in Hammerberg is now finished.

 

[abnaxus]

Part 42: Fool’s gold

Spoiler

Just as Angela is about to board the Thalaria she is called back to the Dwarven delving.

In front of the delving entrance now there is an important figure.

Does it have anything to do with Norgamashzrom, by any chance?

You know about Norgamashzrom? You know my father's law forbidding all from searching for the unholy delving?

Yes, I know your father's law. But I wanted to help the Dwarves who had been turned to stone.

That does you honor! Now I need your help. We must stop Avarosh or something terrible will happen.

Fine, what do you have in mind?

We must go into the delving together and stop Avarosh from going deeper. I will tell you more on the way. Let's go right now!

I will follow you, Prince Arom.

Gortosha mortomosh! Follow me, may the legends speak our names!

At the delving entrance, the Bosnickel will pop up again.

You must be Bosnickel. He who guards this delving so wisely, keeping strangers from the hell iron.

Yes, that is I. But what anguish! This heroic brute chased me off... I faiiiiled.

I'm sorry. I'd have helped you if you'd told me what you were planning.

How was I to know who you are? If you told me why, what, who you are, I'd have told you who, what, why I'm here! Heehee, apology accepted. Here, have a flower! Heehee.

As your vanquisher, I command you: tell me what I must do to stop Avarosh!

My powers are at an end - now you must change the trend! Heeheehee...

Speak plainly and clearly, we're running out of time!

As the vanquisher wishes!

Starting report from the delving: After ejection of poor Leprechaun NOGO, Avarosh and his men have breached the delving again. They have opened the entrance to the shaft known as Norgamashzrom in the Dwarven tongue...

... and are now in the passageways. They're following the call of the hell iron and their greed for said iron is evolving into evil and hatred for all that lives.

With his last strength, NOGO managed to cast a powerful Leprechaun curse commanding all other creatures of the deep to attack the intruders.

If you should decide to stop the Dwarves before they reach the mother lode, NOGO will cast a spell protecting you from the power of the hell iron.

The magic should protect you from any of its harmful effects.

Alright, give us the protection.

So be it. You have the protection. Don't forget, you can't leave the delving until it's Dwarf free! It's been emotional. Toodles!

There was zero combat when Angela was last in the delving, now it is very different.

In the main hall that annoying prick Grimmnax is back.

Wait, Angrosho! The call of the hell iron leads you to your doom!

Chop them up!

There’s a big fight any many Dwarves, a lot of them shooting at the group from behind trapped barricades.

They seemed out of their minds.

Greed had poisoned their hearts... It's all happening again... The iron is calling out... But maybe we're not too late.

Many of the Dwarves here drop arabalests, something Forgrimm can make use of.

Down the stairs are more barricaded Dwarves and traps.

In the next hall the previously broken lever is now fixed and can be pulled. This will clear the water from the flooded hallway.

The hallway leads to a storeroom with some useful Dwarven armour and weapons for Forgrimm.

There’s also a hidden chest with many coins.

In any case, Goldtooth in the lowest room of the delving.

And I should have got rid of you a long time ago. Drodda! I knew you were the type to stick your nose in where it's not wanted.

Garoshem Avarosh grosho Gramtax! Lower your weapon and give up Norgamashzrom forever. If not, I shall force you to do so.

Give up? Hehe, you really don't know me. Finally, I have the miracle metal. Nobody can take it from me now. Now! Shoot them down, clan garoshim!

In this fight the way down to Avarosh and his cronies is blocked by traps and barricades. If someone could cast Fireball this would be over quickly. Now we just have to shoot them down ourselves.

Somehow Angela died here even though I had put her behind a wall.

Is it not yet time to tell me more about the delving? I'm sure you know more than you have told me so far.

It seemed to me that Avarosh knew you?

You fought well. You deserve to learn the truth. Listen well!

I was here once before, as a young Dwarf. I was accompanied by my friend Torlosh, a smith of Angrosh-given skill. We were driven by the craving for adventure and a certain amount of defiance for my father.

We sought the secret of Norgamashzrom and had heard that a Dwarf by the name of Avarosh was looking for adventurers. He had found a few mineshafts that might lead there.

We met Avarosh and made a deal with him. He would show us the entrance to Norgamashzrom. In return, we would recover a rare metal from the bottom of the delving for him. Anything else we found would belong to us...

I understand. Avarosh deceived you.

... He certainly did! We entered the delving. Then we saw them... the corpses of the other Dwarves. They had murdered each other. They must have been the first expedition... also sent by Avarosh.

As we stood there and wondered why the Dwarves had killed each other, I started to hear a whispering in my head. The voice was very quiet at first... but as we went deeper it grew louder... and harsher.

I realized that Torlosh heard it too when I saw his face. He was no longer my old friend... something had possessed him... he stared at me with hate-filled eyes...

The ore spoke to you, just as it did to Avarosh and his men. It is just as well the Leprechaun's spell is protecting us.

Yes... we probably would have been at each other's throats. Just like Torlosh and me all those years ago. But I'll tell you about that later. Let us set off now, we must put an end to all this...

I don't think I quite understand what you mean. Arom? You want to...

... I want to get right to the bottom and end this. I'll do away with that hell iron once and for all.

How?

I have some very special Hylailian fire. It burns with such a heat that even huge rocks melt. If I light it at the heart of the mountain, the entire delving will collapse in on itself.

I’m with you. Let’s go!

Scaled and teeth! So be it!

Further in the delving are rock goblins to fight. Annoying enemies that at least drop precious blacksmithing items like gemstones and pommels as loot.

Near a broken elevator are several rock goblins and a stone golem.

The stone golem may be made of stone, but can be wounded. This makes him easy to defeat.

Do you want to tell me about it now?

There! Yes, I will. You have earned it.

This passage leads to the heart of the delving. That's where the unholy metal is. It is alive and immeasurably evil. Legends say that it was brought into the world by the arch-demon Agrimoth himself.

Torlosh and I fought there. I was able to withstand the call of the unholy metal, but Torlosh wanted to bring it to the surface. He wanted to use it to forge powerful weapons to use against our enemies... oh, such folly.

When I told him that I would never allow it, he attacked me. He was full of rage and the whisperings of the metal seemed to make him stronger. We fought for almost two hours and... I couldn't kill him.

What? You were unable to defeat him?

No, you don't understand... how could I kill... my best friend? I fled... and ran to the elevator... As it took me to the surface I saw Torlosh below, smashing at the machinery, his face filled with hate…

I managed to jump out just before the whole thing came crashing down and buried Torlosh.

I left the delving full of despair and rage. With a couple of well-placed blows, I collapsed a couple of supports and blocked the entrance to Norgamashzrom.

I went to Avarosh and vowed that I would punish him if he ever looked for the forbidden delving again. I told my father that Torlosh died a hero's death. I could not tell him the truth... to this day.

[Perception] Tell me Arom, where is Torlosh's body?

Hmm... maybe the elevator did not kill him outright and he managed to crawl a little deeper into the delving. Hurry... I must know where his body lies.

Past a group of spiders the heart of the delving with the hell iron is reached.

Heading further down, there is a little surprise.

Torlosh is still alive and needs to be put down.

Torlosh uses some special attacks with fire and since Arom can’t be directly controlled in combat the hardest part in this fight is keeping him alive.

He is free now.

I will never forget what happened here. May this be a lesson to us... never to give in to temptation.

Well spoken, Prince Arom!

And now I'm going to burn everything down here. Tell me when I can light the Hylailian fire. The fuse is long, but we'll still need to sprint out the delving when it's lit.

On Torlosh’s body is a unique item that can be sold for some ducats.

The remaining thing to do is blow shit up.

What happened?

Avarosh and the others met their deaths... they were all corrupted by their greed for the hell iron. Let us thank Angrosh that we survived.

…

Prince Arom, what will happen to us now? Must we go before the courts in Murolosh because we helped Avarosh?

You did not side with Avarosh when it would have been to your advantage. We shall leave it at that. Do you wish to stay here and keep an eye on this place from now on?

I think I speak for all when I say that 'yes, we do', my prince.

And what of you? Can you keep the secret of the delving?

I will keep the secret of the delving! And I will never speak of the other secret either. I am glad I could help you, Arom, Son of Arombolosh.

I thank you, Angela Merkel. But now that this is all over, I shall go to my father and tell him everything. I have kept silent for too long. He will judge wisely...

Wise words, Prince Arom.

Take my ax in thanks. May it serve you well from now on!

What a gift. Thank you.

It is time for us to part. Farewell.

Arom’s ax is ridiculously good.

After finishing with the delving, Fayris now has enough to learn Marksmanship mastery.

 

[Azira]

 

[abnaxus]

Part 43: Evil womyn

Spoiler

Angela returns to Van Haring at the Tollgate to hand in some pirate emblems.

Of course, as usual little Janah will have her own version of what previously happened.

A new person will now be with Van Haring.

Ah, there you are again. Allow me to introduce my guest: This is the honorable Ulwina Neisbeck.

Yes... Madam Neisbeck is one of the most respected ladies in all Ferdok and urgently requires help. You seem to be the best for the job.

Oh Angwart, don't be so formal with me. Please finish your conversation. There'll be plenty of time for my request.

An unusual lady, isn't she? What can I do for you?

Handing over all pirate emblems Angela makes a good deal of gold.

Unbelievable! Praios be praised, you've dealt them a bitter blow! There's a special reward for each emblem.

Handing over three gold emblems nets even more gold. A fourth gold emblem would have resulted in a special reward, but somehow Angela must’ve missed it.

Oh, as I was saying... Do you remember Hubert, my nephew?

Yes, of course.

Well, things just got worse! Since that day, he spent all his time with the men, gambling with dice! And now he's completely disappeared! His parents are furious!

But you don't need to worry about that. Thank you again for your help, anyway.

Anyway, Ulwina Neisbeck is related to a new sidequest.

What is your request?

My poor brother has fallen into the hands of those villainous pirates. We can't afford the ransom those criminals are demanding. My family and I are desperate.

I want to deal directly with the pirates. Maybe they'll show some pity when I explain our situation. I heard you might be able to help me find the pirates.

Fair Lady, I bow before your courage! But as a man of honor and a knight, I cannot allow you to put yourself in such danger! Allow me and my companions to free your brother!

Oh, this is too generous of you, Sir...?

Ardo. Ardo of Boarstock!

Oh, so it's you... well, many thanks Sir Boarstock. I am moved by your chivalry. But I'd still rather try on my own. If you could just show me the way?

Yes, I can tell you the way to the pirate camp.

What? A lady like you, defenseless among that pack of ruffians? By my honor, I cannot permit this! I wish we had more men, then we'd finish that scum once and for all!

Yes, it is regrettable that we are forced to take such measures. But don't worry, I will take care. Could you tell me where to find their camp?

Speak with the captain of the Thalaria. He will show you the way.

Thank you, I will. Goodbye, Angwart. Adieu!

After Ulwina leaves for the Thalaria Van Haring will ask for a favour.

Er, just a moment. I'm not very happy about the idea of this young lady being at the mercy of that pirate scum. And in my jurisdiction!

Unfortunately I cannot spare any of my men. But someone should look for Madam Neisbeck at the pirate camp and make sure she's safe.

Do you think you could do it? I'd feel much happier. Well, think about it and err... good luck on your travels.

Back in Hammerberg Ulwina will already be harassing Eilif when Angela arrives.

You dare disturb Thunderfist while she's drinking?

Why don't you take the time to listen to my proposal? A little conversation in private...

By Swafnir, I spit on your secrets! Get away from me, you two faced snake!

Well, since you're so uncooperative, I'll take my generous offer elsewhere. I'm sure somebody around here has a bit of business sense.

Angela will need to clear this matter up with Eilif.

Neisbeck woman, be silent!

You sent this reptile to me, Angela Merkel?

She asked me to help to free her abducted brother.

Yes, the uncertain fate of my brother... Captain Thunderfist has been very uncooperative. Even though I've done my best to appeal to her common sense.

Lightning take you! Do you ever stop talking, woman? Get out of my sight!

Tsk, and she calls herself a pirate leader! I won't waste any more of my time on you, Eilif Thunderfist. But pray to your holy whale that you never cross me again!

You can smell people like her a mile off, even upwind and even among liars, thieves and pirates!

What did she do that angered you so?

She wanted to make a deal to get rid of her competition. And she wants her little brother dead.

Dead? Are you sure? She told me that she wanted to free him.

As sure as Soorman is dead. He must have wanted to pocket the ransom himself. Take a look in his hut in the southwest. Ulwina's brother should be freed!

With pleasure. I also want to know what's going on.

Ulwina’s brother is in a cabin to the south of the town. He’s guarded by some of Soorman’s remaining cronies who immediately attack.

Ulwina’s brother appears after the morans are dead.

My name is Angela Merkel. Thunderfist sent me to release you. Captain Irontaste is dead.

Praise be to Tsa! Many of my companions have died at his hand. I feared to hear Golgari's wings myself. But my prayers were answered.

Another thing. Your sister got a ransom demand and traveled here personally...

What? Ulwina is here? I... I had already escaped two of her bounty hunters, but now I'm a prisoner here! Please, by the Gods, help me!

What do you suggest?

[He takes out a hidden item] When my father - may he rest in peace - handed the business over to us, he had Leonardo the Mechanicus create two music boxes.

But Ulwina doesn't like to share. She wants sole control. Give her my timepiece and tell her I'm dead. If the Gods wish it, I will escape.

Here, take these 10 ducats. They should help you get away.

I am fortunate indeed to have met such an honorable and generous savior. I thank you, Angela Merkel, and I hope to repay this debt one day. May the Twelfgods be with you!

How can you just leave half of your inheritance to that woman?

My life is worth more to me. I can only recommend that you stay away from her. She is completely unscrupulous... Thank you and farewell.

Farewell, Vitold Neisbeck!

The pocketwatch is indeed an interesting item. Speaking of Leonardo the Mechanicus, he’d even go on to make a floating castle for Galotta.

Completely unexpectedly, on the way back to the town a group of Dark Amazons appear out of nowhere.

Of course at this point these ladies are nary a threat anymore.

Back at the inn, Eilif will be satisfied with the outcome. The only thing that remains, is facing Ulwina Neisbeck.

As an aside, Jadira and Rumpo will be together again by now.

Ulwina Neisbeck is waiting in the harbour, with the pocketwatch it is easy to fool her.

Oh, you again. Listen, my patience is at an end. Anyone who gets rid of my brother once and for all will be richly rewarded, understood? The rest is up to you...

I found this by your brother's body. [Give Ulwina the music box]

Ulwina’s reward is substantial.

Interestingly, Ulwina’s own pocketwatch can be pickpocketed off her.

It is a unique and valuable item that can be sold for a tidy sum.

Finishing this quest clears the Hammerberg area.

 

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Part 44: Wormfood

Spoiler

Angela returns to the Elves to inform Alari about Sanraya’s whereabouts.

Yes, she lives with the River Pirates and is happy there.

Like those Humans who were here? But doesn't she have to block out all that noise just to bear it, and then shout down the others just to be heard?

She gets by. She is fascinated by their stories and has had some adventures of her own.

Oh, she can sing of it when she returns home one day! When she yearns for the light and finds her way back to us...

Time will tell.

Speaking to Isaliel leads to a new sidequest.

Not the ruins again?

No, the lake forest to the north. The river from there carries impure water with a terrible stench. The creatures are sick and restless.

We can use magic to purify the water, but the source remains a mystery. Our refined senses cannot bear the stench and in the distance a misty cloud obscures the lake.

It can't smell worse than Forgrimm. I'll take care of it.

The lake forest is in the area north of the highest level on the big tree.

All animals in the area will have gone crazy by the stench and attack furiously but at this point they no longer give experience.

It’s best to just use Meek You Be on them.

There’s also a hidden treasure in the area with an interesting lore item inside.

Near the source of the stench is a woodsbane, an ent-like guardian of sorts.

Me? I’m just trying to help.

Sacrileeggee in myyy territorrrryyyy! Deaathhh! Wooorm! Deeecaaaaaay! Laaake!

A dead worm rotting in the lake? I'll take a look.

Gooooo! Laaake!

I’m going, I’m going!

The woodsbane can be pickpocketed… he has a ballad on him.

The source of the stench is a rotting linnorm corpse… this is where the amoeba spores bought by Angela a while ago come in handy.

However, the problem is not so easily solved.

The corpse of a Linnorm was rotting in the lake. But I dissolved... err... resolved the problem.

A wise man also looks beyond his immediate goal. He who thinks only in the short-term must often deal with unforeseen problems.

I know all that. My long-term plan just needs a little more time. Just you wait!

Returning to the lake the amoebas will have become giant already. They’re annoying enemies that regenerate vitality very fast and cause the “rotten stench” status effect reducing charisma.

Killing the amoebas drops a special sword, it’s the one Gwendala is looking for.

When the amoebas are dead the woodsbane will be satisfied.

Since the Elven longsword is a cursed item it is best to return it to Gwendala.

Btw, Angela hasn’t yet talked to her companions about the current state of events. This is what they will comment.

Before leaving the Elves, Forgrimm crafts the Horasian épée for Angela.

The group will now return to Nadoret, but also make a short stop at the Hunting preserve along the way.

There are two more easy hunting quests before this area is cleared.

 

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Part 45: Preparations

Spoiler

Returning to Nadoret the beggar will now offer to start to final part of the main quest but it is not yet time for that.

What’s happening?

Something’s going on. The harbormaster is gathering a crowd of strange figures around him and is taking them into the Dark Forest.

The harbormaster’s why we’re here!

I don’t know where they’re all disappearing to. I’ve already reported it to Gerlin in Ferdok and am waiting for his answer.

I found out about a secret passageway that leads into the castle.

Really? It doesn't look good. I can take you to the spot where they slip into the woods. Then you only have to follow them.

If we going into the castle, I’m definitely going to go along! We should be well-equipped for this final step!

Tell me when we’re supposed to get started!

On the way to the market surprisingly the group finds the nymph again.

By Angrosh, they've captured her again! It would seem that these water people let themselves get captured all too easily. Well, not everyone can be born a Dwarf...

I've only just rescued you from the island. What happened this time?

I was on the way back to my people. But before I could reach the river, some of those who live on the land saw me. They threw a net over me and brought me here.

Interested in this blue beauty? You can bid for her, the auction is about to start.

We're not in Al'Anfa here! Slavery is against the law!

Pah, I know the laws, thank you! This thing here is neither a human nor an Elf. And it looks nothing like a Dwarf!

... And the ban only applies to those. So beat it, before I call the guards. It's against the law to interrupt the work of an honest merchant.

The slaver can be convinced with two dialogue checks.

[Success] Hmm..., I suppose you could look at it that way... but that's just splitting hairs. These Water Nymphs are not really Elves - even if people call them that.

[Success] Alright, alright ... I'll let her go, this Elf... It was only a misunderstanding...

A wise decision.

Luckily for the nymph, Brother Emmeran will show up out of nowhere and lend a hand.

These deluded people have been protected from commiting new outrages by your rescue of this child of the water

However, I doubt that they will ever thank you for this service ... here, take this. You will probably need it during the trials that still await you.

Thank you. I hope you'll escort the poor thing safely home now. I don't know if I'll be on the scene a third time.

Don’t worry. I’ll watch over her personally.

I wish you a good journey. May the blessing of the Riverfather go with you.

The geode’s robe is the best armour for mages.

Next at the little marketplace are bought fitting armour pieces for Forgrimm and Ardo.

Forgrimm can now finally learn Hammer Strike.

Ardo and Angela are given some upgrades to defensive skills.

Auralia will now sell the most advanced recipes. We don’t really need many of these potions however.

At the local smith, Forgrimm crafts some stuff for Ardo to use.

Angela finally crafts the demonic leather armour for herself.

The local armourer sells Iryan leather pieces that fit well with the armour.

After selling all excess junk, Angela makes enough gold to buy the special ox helmet from the smith.

The helmet looks like crap but offers the best head protection.

After these preparations, it is time to face the Water dragon.

 

[Azira]

That's a fine hat, that is.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Drakensang outfits are pretty cool.

 

[abnaxus]

Part 46: Water Dragon

Spoiler

The water dragon shows himself quickly when the Thalaria reaches his lair.

The dragon will block the way back to the grotto… no way to flee.

The dragon can’t leave the water so he could be easily defeated with everyone using ranged weapons. He can breathe fire but for that there are burn salves.

The dragon hits p. hard in melee but at this point our fighters have the best protection.

The dragon goes down quickly against the best offensive skills.

As expected the dragon drops the piece needed to complete the Efferd Temple puzzle.

The dragon’s head is also removed to hang on a wall someday.

In the dragon’s loot is Sanraya’s soul instrument and another piece of Storm Sentinel set.

Another chest contains a good new shield.

There’s also an easy to miss magic lamp around. Containing a djinn.

Uhh, what?

Ahh! Someone has finally found the lamp! Wonderful, traveler. And you have a companion with you. I think I’ll have a look at that.

Do you want to come along?

Yep.

The djinn teleports everyone to the ship immediately.

Um, do I get three wishes now?

No, I’m not that kind of djinn! You must be confusing me with someone else. But I’ll teach you a magic spell that you can use to call one of my brothers to aid you.

Does that mean I can perform magic now?

No, I’m sorry, that surpasses even my powers.

It works like this: Those among you who are able to cast spells can call one of us with the expression 'Jalla djinn!'. We’ll help you then.

Um, thanks.

You’re welcome. Now I’ll just go enjoy my newly regained freedom and take a closer look at some clouds. Have fun on your journey! And don't forget, we are in your debt!

So it means Fayris now has a second summoning spell available.

Now, returning the soul instrument to Sanraya finishes the quest Alari had given us a while ago.

Another short stop to hunt at the Hunting preserve clears that area.

Next, it is time to return to the Temple of Efferd.

 

[abnaxus]

Part 47: Temple of Efferd II

Spoiler

With the final piece of the puzzle in hand Angela returns to the ancient temple of Efferd.

A Water Dragon... doubtless summoned by Efferd's anger to lay waste to the realm of the Riverfather. But show me the artifact.

Hmm, let me see... it is similar to the other artifact you brought me. I'm sure it also belongs to the temple. I can feel the power of the Ocean God.

It may be some type of key. Maybe it has something to do with the mosaic you spoke of.

With Transversalis portal at least we can quickly return to the mosaic puzzle. With a complete mosaic the group can descend into the final chamber.

Past the mosaic are a couple of stairs infested with morfu. And a final diary.

There’s also a treasure chest with some interesting loot.

Entering the final chamber of the temple, the way back will be blocked and a grotesque monster appears.

The “crab beast” has very RM so except for Stardust all debuffing spells are useless. It’s also impossible to set him aflame.

What makes the fight tricky is that the crab beast will summon more and more morfu and giant crabs as the fight progresses.

We stick Ardo on the crab beast while the rest deals with the morfus and crabs. Fayris’ Master of Animals/Meek You Be is very effective on the morfu, but works rarely on the giant crabs due to high RM.

When the crab beast is defeated, the group loses in a cutscene anyway.

Crab beast’s toilet flush special attack takes down everyone but Emmeran literally pops up out of nowhere to save the day.

Needless to say, Emmeran has a lot to explain.

I don't understand... Why are you calling this monster your brother? What just happened?

I know I owe you an explanation. This place was the object of my soul quest. The soul spark of my dead twin brother's was trapped here. Finally, he is free...

I am sorry I couldn't tell you the entire truth. But the oath that binds me to the Riverfather also prevented me from becoming involved. I could only trust in your heroism.

But you did get involved in the battle. Didn't that break your oath?

Well, I did intervene, but to create peace, not to fight. But I could only free my brother's soul spark once you had contained the evil.

I don't know if I really understand all this...

Yes, all this must be very confusing for you. Ask your questions. You deserve the answers.

What exactly happened with your brother?

Narog was my twin brother. As you may know, the bond between twins is very close among us Angroshim. It is almost as if we share a soul.

We grew up in Tosh Mur, the place the Human's know as Wood Watch. Side by side, we delved in the mines of Lûr. We knew great happiness when we struck a new vein of ore...

We drove the shaft ever deeper into the mountain until, for the first time in our lives, we came into disagreement. Narog warned caution. But I urged him to dig ever deeper.

One day, Narog suddenly noticed small fragments of stone falling from the roof of the shaft. As quick as a flash, he pushed me into a side tunnel. But then the mountain came down on him.

Half the tunnel had caved in. I burrowed frantically, with bare hands and bleeding fingers. But all I found was his lifeless body. His soul spark had already departed.

But I knew it had not been extinguished completely. As long as I also lived, it would wander without finding peace. From that day, I knew only one goal: To guide my brother's soul spark home to Angrosh.

That creature we just fought... Was that your brother? Or was he just a part of it?

I cannot say. But since the days of the Great Flood, this place has been filled with the rage of Efferd.

My brother's soul spark and the anger of the Old God may have transformed one of the crabs here into that monster. But that is just conjecture.

Well, I'm just glad that you intervened when you did.

No, no, all thanks must go to you. And I deeply regret that I could not tell you the entire truth.

Could you tell me about your soul quest?

Yes, I will tell you my tale. You know me as the Voice of the Riverfather. But before that I followed my calling as a Geode and served Sumu, the Great Mother.

I lost my brother before we could take the baptism of fire together. The bond between us was therefore so strong that I barely survived the loss. So I placed myself under the care of a Shepherd of Souls.

Shepherd of Souls is the name we Angroshim give to a Geode. Even more than the art of magic, I learned to understand the pain surrounding my brother and it was to him that I dedicated my decision to care for all of Sumu's Creation.

All Geodes share the fate of having lost a twin brother. And we all know that the soul spark of our dead twin is not lost, but wanders Ethra without rest.

To find and guide that soul back to Angrosh's eternal flame is the burning desire of every Shepherd of Souls. We call this goal the soul quest.

Eventually, I was able to track Narog's soul to this temple. But Efferd's rage had trapped him here. It seemed impossible to reach Narog. I despaired...

But then the Riverfather began to speak to me. He promised to help me to get into the temple, if I would spread his word along the banks of the Great River.

Several divine cycles have passed since then, but he kept his promise, as you can see. And I have learned to value his wisdom. After all, he is one of the oldest of Sumu's children.

What will happen to the temple now?

Efferd's rage still fills the temple.

This place will remain a threat until the dispute between the Ocean God and the Riverfather abates. Therefore, I shall continue to watch over it.

As the Gods are not known to settle their quarrels particularly quickly, I expect to spend the rest of my life here. But I do not mind. I like it here.

How are the Kraken Newt and the Water Dragon linked with this temple?

Without doubt, the temple's dire influence drew those vile creatures to the Great River. But it is strange that they also served as guardians of the key artifacts.

It may be that Efferd wanted the temple to be opened. Maybe it is the first step in a reconciliation with the Riverfather... but the ways of the Gods are mysterious.

Well, if our quest is finished here, it is probably time for us to continue our journey.

Yes, your work here is done. But there is always a need for heroes along the banks of the Great River. May the Riverfather bless you and guide you in your future deeds.

Before leaving the temple for good we must not forget to loot the crab beast. He drops two good magic rings.

 

[abnaxus]

Part 48: Monolith

Spoiler

Near the hamlet north of Nadoret Angela is approached by a random villager.

Undead?! On Boron’s Field?

I ... I don’t know. I was just going about my business, as I usually do. An ... an ... and suddenly, all of a sudden a kind of ... this ... thing comes out of the ground.

A thing? Could you describe it?

Just ... a thing. A boulder, a rock, I don’t know. Suddenly these living skeletons came crawling out of the earth. I just ran away.

Please, you look as if you might have a bit of experience with things like that. The village is in danger, please help us!

I’ll take a look. You stay here and calm down.

Calm down, that’s a good one. I had to fear for my life! I only want to get away from here. Please help the people in the village. I’ll raise the alarm with the bailiffs! The Twelfgods be with you!

There are indeed undead at the cemetery, who just keep spawning until a “mysterious monolith” is destroyed.

The Boron deont shows up soon after the matter is dealt with.

Save your thanks for the worried villagers who sent me to you.

Of course... but I'm still glad that these fiends have been banned from this world.

You're right there - it was a peculiar affair. The matter has been resolved for now, at least. But what happened, exactly?

Only the gods can know that. That... figure just rose up out of the ground... and the undead with it. Fortunately the people immediately fled into their homes.

How strange! Where can it have come from so suddenly? I mean, something like that doesn't just happen overnight. It's impossible!

I've had my sneaking suspicions for some time now: Brookbeard and his magic 'research'. It can only be his ungodly goings-on that caused these unspeakable events.

Well, now that you say that, it all fits. That guy gave me the creeps from the very beginning. He certainly won't have gotten his reputation by accident.

Be that as it may... It's time we confronted that... that ... 'Master of Magic' - and if my suspicions prove true - put an end to his evildoing once and for all. His contempt for the divine order must stop!

Let's settle down for the time being. The terror is over for the moment. If he really is behind this, we'll find a way to make him see reason.

May Boron help us if you are wrong. I have the feeling that we haven't seen the last of this business yet. That magic tinkerer is more than stubborn. He doesn't see beyond his own interests.

Very well. If you're really that concerned about it, I'll pay Master Brookbeard a visit in his tower. I'll find the right words.

Do that. I will retire to the tranquility of my shrine, where I will pray for the souls of the dead and attempt to persuade Boron to bless the desecrated ground again. May Boron be with you.

Obv. that annoying Brookbeard is at the source of the problem.

Did you come to get some advice from me?

Indeed. You know that little hamlet not far from the town gates? There's a problem there.

Oh, are those farming folk rehearsing a superstition-fueled uprising again? I'm used to that. No reason for undue excitement.

That's where you're wrong. The place was swarming with undead, which seemed to have arisen from a strange stone menhir. That wouldn't happen to have anything to do with one of your experiments, would it?

With one of my experiments, you say? Now that would be most... no, no... It's completely out of the question ... unless...

Unless… what? Tell me!

Well... You know about my failed experiment. Well, perhaps... oh, excuse me for a moment!

Brookbeard leaves for a while to check on something.

Well, let's not beat about the bush. What can we do about it?

Well, I’ll locate the rift and seal it with an appropriate spell. Meanwhile, you should use my artifact to follow the traces of the escaped sphere energy and rectify any effect they may have had.

It doesn't seem as though an artifact would be needed to track it down ... but alright. I'll help you.

Excellent! Take the artifact and follow the traces of the spheres' energies. Banish all the undead and destroy the mysterious stone menhirs. Then return to me here.

One more request: Try to do it as inconspicuously as possible. It won't salvage my already ruined reputation, but perhaps it will help to prevent any additional upheaval.

Of course. And please hurry and close the rift. See you soon.

Angela must equip the amulet which will show purple trails everywhere. Following the trails leads to the monoliths.

The monoliths are scattered about the map; there’s even another one at the graveyard where there are now zombies.

When the last monolith is destroyed Angela returns to Brookbeard.

I've found all the stone menhirs and sent the undead back to Boron's realm.

I can't tell you how pleased I am that we have at last been able to eliminate the last remnants of my failed experiment. Please take these boots as a token of my appreciation.

Thank you. Let's hope that your future experiments are more benign.

The Boron deont shows up unexpectedly to whine some more.

And? What brings a servant of Boron to my modest dwelling? Please, speak.

True words indeed. Listen to him well, Master.

That's as may be... I have always carried out my service to science faithfully, in the spirit of Hesinde. In the case of the Twelve, there are also contradictions, your Reverence.

I don't agree, Master. Didn't Hesinde also command us not to use dangerous knowledge? And what about the effects of your deeds? Have you ever given a single thought to that?

Shouldn't you put your own house in order first, your Reverence? Let's just take the issue of the cursed crypt. Shouldn't you have known about that earlier?

Well, yes, I ... you're not entirely wrong there. I immediately suspected the Master... too early, as it turns out. Boron shall be my judge. I do not want any more imprudent experiments with magic.

To demand this of me is no longer necessary. The book which served as the basis for my work vanished during the first incident with the Domain of Fire. Yes, you can crow over me in your triumph. However, I will continue my research.

Perhaps it was divine destiny, my friend. I don't even want to know where that book came from. Alright - I don't want to make any more fuss about it. I do have one request however: Please be more careful in the future.

I will. But I must find out more about this monolith... something from the other side has been looking for a way into the third sphere ... without any help from me. I'll check the position of the stars again. I shall see you soon, your Reverence.

I guess this quest is another hint at Borbarad’s future return. Also, apparently some years after the game Brookbeard vanished during another ‘experiment’ of his after which Hesindiana took over the tower.

At any rate, now every sidequest in the game has been completed and it is time for the final part of the main quest. For this we will add Cano to the group again considering he has a much bigger stake in it than Forgrimm. Namely, finding Mora.

I wanted to prove to Mora in a bet that I'm the only one who can rightfully lay claim to the title 'King of Thieves’. But I didn’t find the Imperial Crown, only a copy of it.

And then to top it all, Ardo and Forgrimm caught me red-handed in a moment of weakness. Now I’m helping them to recover the crown.

But even if she is my rival ... the thought that she’s in the clutches of those villains makes me feel very uneasy. *sigh* Just what did you get yourself into, Mora?

 

[abnaxus]

Part 49: Dark Forest

Spoiler

Ardo will want to review everything that happened so far before moving on to the final part of the main quest.

Allright… I’ll do it.

We’ve all contributed our share to the story. So let’s put it together jointly ... but we should lower our voices.

Well, then, it all started with the rivalry between Mora and me. Dajin’s henchman took advantage of it to persuade Mora to steal the crown. And when I got wind of it, naturally I tried to beat her to it.

Ha ha, instead you were forced to help us regain it. But the only woman who could possibly have carried out the theft had been attacked by pirates on the Great River.

You started hunting pirates to find Mora, while Jaakon and I went on Count Growin’s assignment with Gerlin. We were to find out why Baron Dajin couldn’t get the pirate plague under control.

That’s true. We planned to work together, but then that terrible incident occurred.

This Coldstone got wind of our investigation and first lured Gerlin and then us into a trap ... and took Jaakon’s life.

But we don’t have to repeat it all again now, like how we caught the corrupt tollkeepers ... and the awful matter with Ardo and the Elves, right?

No, Forgrimm, that would only distract from the essentials. The loss of the crown threatens the peace in the Middenrealm. And now we finally know who has a vested interest in things being in that state.

Baron Dajin of Nadoret!

By the shadow of Alveran! That man’s aims will not be concealed from us much longer. And the same applies to this Coldstone fellow, whose agenda seems to be at least partially connected to the Baron’s.

Scallywag, instead of talking about connecting here, we should be dissecting the problem by pressing the harbormaster, so that we can find the secret entrance to the castle that Mistress Piratefist told us about.

Right you are. I think that everyone is up to date on the current status now, so that we can go on from here. Where were we? Oh, yes, we should let old Greyhair know when we’re ready.

Yes, we’re well prepared. Take us there.

Are you sure you're ready? There’s no turning back ... until we’ve cleared this matter up once and for all!

I’m quite sure, Ardo.

Good, then let’s get going. I heard that the harbormaster is just on his way in that direction.

Greyhair takes the group to the edge of the Dark Forest… the place where long ago Angela killed that bloodwolf together with Hesindiana.

The harbormaster soon shows up. The trick to safely crossing the Dark Forest is carrying a smoke torch. Without this torch one is just attacked endlessly by groups of wolves.

With a smoke torch of our own the Harbormaster can be followed.

On the western edge of the Dark Forest is a hidden chest containing the last piece of the Storm Sentinel set.

The Highlord’s Mask is more useful though.

Confronting the Harbormaster, at long last the annoying prick can be killed.

Absolutely right… it’s us. Surprised?

Not really. I suspected right from the start that you were up to no good. You're very persistent, seeing you're even still alive. At least we got one of you. So my trap at the harbor was of some use after all.

Then you also have Jaakon on your conscience.

The time you might have had to steal away and avoid the consequences of your actions has come and gone.

Did you really believe you could snoop around my harbor and get away with it ? If you did, then you're even dumber than I thought.

Stop! In the name of the Emperor: Put down your weapons and surrender!

I have bad news for you. It seems that neither you nor the Emperor has a thing to say here.

Recruits, Coldstone's orders are clear! This entrance must remain secret! Make mincemeat out of them!

After the Harbormaster is himself turned to mincemeat, we gain his key to whatever secret entrance is around.

The place to insert the key is easily located.

Upon inserting the key a gate in the cliff face opens.

 

[abnaxus]

Part 50: In disguise

Spoiler

Through the secret gate the group enters a cave complex with lots of mercenaries. Rather unexpected.

Where's the harbormaster? He's normally so keen to collect his little fee at once.

It’s possible to go full Rondra here, but seems p. dumb fighting an entire mercenary camp?

[Lie] Oh, Orbert told us we should go ahead in the meantime. He probably wanted to check something outside. He'll collect his money later.

[Success] So? What does he want to look at? Oh well, he'll tell us in due course. The main thing is that you're here. Get your tabards from that chest up there.

So it is! You look as though you've just come from battle! What have you been doing?

[Lie] We were attacked by a pack of wolves in the forest. We had to dispatch a couple of them to get them to leave us alone!

[Success] So there are problems with those beasts again, hmm? I'd hoped that that was over for now! Well, good, I'm glad you made it.

Like I said, find yourselves a couple of tabards that fit you out of the chests there, and go out into the gorge. Guard Gerald is already waiting for you.

The tabards are the same as the ones Angela discovered in the harbour warehouse long ago.

For the time being we are forced to wear these crappy pieces and pose as mercenaries.

Heading out into the gorge, the group is just in time for Baron Dajin’s speech about making the Kosh great again.

Talking to the guard, it is actually possible to fight the entire camp but this seems p. reckless. There are between 50 and 100 mercs scattered about the gorge.

Yes, er, we want to join you in leading the Kosh into a new era!

Of course you do, that's why we're all here! Well, it's going to be a little while before we set off. I'll take you to the quartermaster first. He'll assign you to your quarters. Follow me!

Actually the guard takes the group to a billet sergeant aply named Derpel.

Hm, so many at once? We'll soon be splitting at the seams! Oh well, we'll squeeze you in somewhere.

Right, let's have a look at you first of all.

Well look at that! We've finally got some female reinforcements again! We like that very much! Maybe I'll just assign you straight to my tent, haha!

It’s been a while since Fayris got triggered actually.

Calm down, Fayris. I'm sure he was only trying to be funny. He doesn't look dumb enough to mean that seriously.

What's that supposed to mean - I don't look dumb enough?! ... Drat it, now you've completely confused me! ... All right, we'd better focus on making progress here.

I'd best send you to Sergeant Hailstrike. His unit still has a few spaces in it. Just go through here and over the bridge. You'll find him over there between the tents. Go on, march!

Hailstrike is in the middle of the gorge and looks exactly like the first merc encountered in the area.

Yes, we've just arrived. Are you Sergeant Hailstrike?

I am. What do you want from me?

The quartermaster sent us. We're supposed to report to you.

Hm! So you're the reinforcements. Good. I was wondering when you'd eventually get here.

That tent to your left is empty. You can move in there. You'll also find a chest in there where you can put your belongings.

Understood.

Good. Then I have a couple more tips for you: You can improve your melee skills with Sir Erund of Olming over there. On the other side of the gorge you'll find Gertrude Keen. She'll teach you archery.

You know the billet officer already, of course. As well as our unit, Sergeant Stormcrag's troops are also camped here. They also have a blacksmith and a surgeon.

The way to the stores is behind me, over the terrace. But you have no business there at the moment. You'll make the quartermaster's acquaintance later.

Yes, sir!

Erund of Olming is a nobleman of sorts, in charge of melee training.

[Etiquette] Greetings, Sir Knight. I am Angela Merkel. Upon the recommendation of Sergeant Hailstrike I would like to request that you do me the honor of evaluating my skills.

Hm, so you really do have some manners. A refreshing change from all these hangdogs here. It's a shame that we must fight for our noble cause with such blackguards by our sides!

So you want me to evaluate your fighting skills?

That’s right.

Erund of Olming will try to send Angela on a fetch quest but we no longer put up with that bullshit.

Very good. But before we begin, I have another small task for you. Go to the smith in Sergeant Stormcrag's unit and fetch me my new sword. It should be ready by now.

She's over there on the other side of the gorge, near the caves. You'll find her.

We're here because we want to fight and not to play the gofer! As far as I'm concerned you can send one of your lackeys!

You dare to defy my orders?! But that's how it is when you recruit riff-raff off the street. Wait, I want to teach you some manners!

So you want to fight, do you, you wretched scoundrels?! Come on, then, into the ring with you braggarts! Let's see if your hearts are as big as your mouths!

At this point we could even kill the entire camp tbh.

One recommendation down, another one to go.

Apparently Bowmistress Keen is a nasty womyn who likes to cut off recruits’ ears.

Are you Bowmistress Keen?

Indeed I am. Are you new to this camp?

Yes. Sergeant Hailstrike sent us. You're supposed to test our skills.

Is that so? He seems to think I've got nothing better to do. Hm... I have an idea. You'll get your test, but you'll make yourself useful in the process. You're going harpy hunting.

I'm supposed to go harpy hunting? Are you serious?

Those abominations were already here when we set up our camp. I've managed to get several of them already and I've destroyed a few nests. But it was too much trouble to run after them all.

If any are left, they will just keep building new nests. I've discovered a few more over by the rock face opposite.

Yes, that is to be assumed.

Their screeching gets on my nerves. Just eliminate them - I don't care how you do it. Afterwards you'll get your piece of paper for Hailstrike.

Alright. We’ll take care of the harpies.

There are two harpy nests, destroying each one calls in an entire swarm. Harpies are annoying since they have a special claw attack that causes wounds.

With the recommendations done Hailstrike sends us off to the quartermaster.

Well, it looks as though you might be very useful! Here, go to the camp and give this letter to the quartermaster there. It contains instructions on arming and equipping you.

With the letter we can get past a previously inaccessible area.

Inside is a big locked gate that should lead inside the castle. It is likely the quartermaster possesses the key.

Sergeant Hailstrike sent us. You're supposed to equip us. Here's a note from him.

Hm, let's see ... all right. Come through to the back with me and I'll sort out your equipment.

Unfortunately, just when it seems that we’re going through this area without any combat the entire group is suddenly exposed.

Sergeant Hailstrike! What is the meaning of this? These recruits said ...

These 'recruits' are spies! They were trying to sneak into the camp!

We've just found the harbormaster and the others you killed! It's time to pay, you wretched spies!

There’s a big battle against many enemies, several of whom are archers and crossbowmen. Problem is we need to fight them in these crappy tabards.

Only Hailstrike and Springdale are somewhat dangerous, using Better Offer/Sleep on them while dealing with the riff-raff is the way to go.

In any case, the key to the gate into the castle is on the quartermaster’s corpse.

 

[abnaxus]

Part 51: Party Crashers

Spoiler

The locked gate in the mercenary camp leads into Nadoret castle wine cellar.

A valet soon shows up as the group ascends the stairs.

Guards? Here?! Oh! But I ... well ... er ... I’m sorry but his Lordship does not allow guards to enter this area of the castle.

The Baron has ordered me to provide you with ample food and drink. But I must request you keep away from the storerooms and the feasting hall.

We're here on the Baron's orders! You just go about your business, servant. We'll find our own way.

Coincidentally enough, the valet knows Ardo.

The Baron sent you? Well, that changes everything ... Wait a moment! Ardo of Boarstock?! Why it’s you! From head to toe! But ... You here? Dressed ... for war? And whose tabard are you wearing?

[let Ardo speak]

Well, you might say that. The castle is beautiful, the banquets are rousing and my master isn’t exactly tight-fisted. But nothing can compare to the time I spent in your service. Well, aside from that incident with the ghost ...

Yes, we’ve had our fair share of ghost tales at Oxblood. Unfortunately we don’t have time to trade stories about the past, old boy. What I am about to tell you is for your ears only, do you understand?

[let Ardo administer oath]

Your Lordship, I swear by my life and all that I hold dear: I will not speak a word of what you are about to tell me. Now say what you have to say.

Good, I’ll be brief: These tabards belong to a secret army that Baron Dajin has assembled in the gorge below the castle. He plans to overthrow Count Growin in Ferdok with their aid.

He plans to do what?! That’s terrible!

And that's not all, not by a long chalk. He was also in league with the river pirates and incited them to commit robberies to help him equip that secret army.

Oh my, I feel dizzy. My master has betrayed the Count and the Empire? If ... if I hadn’t heard it from your mouth, then ...

Some guards appear out of nowhere.

I am Palatine Ardo of Boarstock and I insist that you grant us an audience with the Baron and guarantee the safety of this servant. Immediately!

We take orders from one man and one man only. Our orders are to eliminate any confidants and deliver all spies to his Lordship.

You dishonorable rabble! If you think we're going to stand by and watch you kill that blameless servant, you're sorely mistaken.

Then you leave us no other choice. We will dispatch you all to Boron’s halls.

You want ... what?! But that’s ... I feel so ... so ... ohhh.

Wendel faints but the scumbags last about two seconds.

Yes. Sad, but true. Are you alright now?

I’m flattered by your concern, young lady. I’ll ... I’ll manage. The only thing that’s really hurt is my pride. Are ... are you a friend of Master Ardo of Boarstock?

My name is Angela Merkel. I'm helping Ardo to search for a certain Mora. You haven't happened to see her here in the castle, have you?

Yes, she’s here. The Baron is holding this little gathering in her honor. It will be the first time that he has appeared with her in public. The man is practically obsessed with her.

Cano is triggered by the fear of getting cucked.

Spoken with her?! Forgive me, Master, but no. I would never dream of doing such a thing.

Brewin, can you tell us where she is? We have to speak with her. This is a matter of the utmost importance.

I’m sorry. But I don’t have the slightest idea where her chambers are located. All I know is that she will be at the Baron’s side at the banquet today.

Hhmm ... I have an idea. Brewin, take us to this banquet. But let’s avoid any further trouble with guests, guards or other servants.

But first we have to get rid of these tabards. I’m sick of wearing them and I despise what they represent. We certainly don’t need them for what I have in mind. Brewin, I trust you will find a good hiding place for them.

I’m sure I can manage that, your Lordship – I’ll soon find a safe place to stash them. And I’ll find somewhere to put those guards as well. But first, let me take you to the feasting hall.

Good, after you. But please, stop calling me ‘your Lordship’. You know how I hate those empty phrases. After you, Brewin.

Ardo’s idea is to crash Dajin’s party; luckily for this purpose everybody brought their best clothes.

Reaching the wine cellar exit, Coldstone and Jasmine will actually pass by.

The pirates are irrelevant now.

Gerlin’s allies will soon realize that their pathetic efforts to uncover our plans have failed utterly.

You know what to do if any unexpected guests arrive, Jasmine.

Of course, Master.

Not exactly. That was the honorable Regismund of Coldstone. He has been residing here at the castle as the Baron’s guest for some time now. Along with his entourage, of course. He usually avoids festivities such as this.

I'm sorry to have to say this, Brewin, but I think Fayris is right in what she's saying. This man isn't just in on the Baron's plans - he's assisting him in carrying them out.

Not to mention his attempt to have me assassinated. I have no doubt that Coldstone was behind it. And soon I will stand face to face with my foe, and when that time comes, I will test his honor.

Do you mean to say that Master Coldstone is a party to this conspiracy? This whole story just gets worse and worse! What have I got myself into?!

Don’t lose heart now. Everything will turn out fine in the end. I would prefer to be introduced as “Ardo of Boarstock and entourage” rather than be recognized by someone at the banquet. Just this once, could you introduce me as 'His Lordship' and ... [he whispers something in Brewin’s ear] ... alright, Brewin?

Oh ... yes, as your Lor ... um, as you wish. I will go on ahead and take up my position as herald. The feasting hall is just off to the left. May Praios bless you and your companions with the courage of the righteous.

Just a moment. Do you know who else is on the guest list?

Not all of them, unfortunately. But I did recognize two of the guests who arrived earlier: Lady Mina of the Mountain and Archmage Rakorium Muntagonus. I will see you in the feasting hall.

After Wendel goes off to the banquet hall Ardo takes Angela aside.

Let’s give good old Brewin a moment. This might be our best opportunity to get close to Mora. As long as we are mingling with the other guests, these scoundrels can’t touch us.

All right. So we have to stick it out until Dajin shows up to the banquet?!

Yes and no. If we can stir up the guests somehow, Baron Dajin will have to show himself in order to lighten their mood. And I think I have an idea how to do it ...

The lady that Brewin mentioned before – Mina of the Mountain – she is a terrible gossip. She hardly ever misses a party. I’m sure she can provide us with all the ammunition we need to stir things up here.

As my liegemen, you will have to behave, of course. I doubt that the assembled nobility have any idea of what is actually going on here – and we want things to stay that way. And remember: absolutely no fighting!

Hmm ... and you're quite certain that the Baron won't get fed up and just have us thrown into the dungeon?

No, he wouldn’t do that in front of his guests. Nobody would ever accept another invitation if they thought that could happen to them. Trust me, I know these people. Unfortunately.

All that’s left to do now is head to the banquet hall… where Brewin will announce Ardo & Co quite pompously.

The most honorable, Ardo of Boarstock.

Palatine of Imperial Oxblood. Protector of the Imperial Insignia at Rudo's Shield. Venerable member of the Garetian Cedar Cabinet. Descendent of Saint Baduar!

And traveling in his entourage… the honorable warriors of the ... *throat-clearing* ... of the Secret Society of Raul!

After entering the banquet hall, it is time for Angela to mingle and work the crowd.

 

[Azira]

 

[abnaxus]

Part 52: Gossip Girl

Spoiler

Enno is one of the familiar faces on the banquet.

Nor did I wish to embarrass you, Lord Protector of Vardock. Let us forget the matter.

I am pleasantly surprised by your attitude. Until today I only knew the House of Boarstock from the rather prejudiced tales told in my family.

Would you answer some questions, Lord Protector?

If I must.

What do you know about the other guests?

As you perfectly well know, I barely know anyone here. But thank you for asking.

I know quite a lot about the noble Mina of the Mountain. After all, she talks more than most people. She’s hard to miss in that bright red dress and that utterly impractical hat.

To put it in a nutshell – she’s completely prejudiced. But then so are most of the blue-blooded gentry. Oh, she’s also very indiscreet and very pushy.

Oh, but doesn’t that spit-roasted Wengholm game with wine sauce taste divine?

Can you tell me anything about the Baron?

The invitation to his banquet came quite unexpectedly. I barely had enough time to make any preparations and I’m bound to make a fool of myself.

You have to keep up to date on all the latest heraldry. Apparently, some of the nobles have recently forced their liegemen to adopt a strange new emblem.

I’m not at all sure what to eat. What dessert do you think is likely to be the more troublesome ... the Double-Onion Braided Dwarven Pastry or Drakfold Dragon Pudding?

How are you enjoying the celebration?

Bah! This little gathering is nothing compared to the rousing feasts celebrated by my lord, Count Orsino Falconhurst.

But I hear that there are a few surprises planned for later. According to rumor the Baron plans to make Answin of Ravensmound a gift that will put my lord to shame.

Wait! Surely that’s not Butter & Beer Cake, is it? It certainly looks like it.

Does anything about this party seem somewhat strange to you?

Everything seems rather strange to me. But I guess it’s just the gloomy atmosphere in this enormous castle. It reminds me of my family’s fortress, Porquidstrue. How depressing.

This banquet is so dull that it’s no wonder the Baron hasn’t shown himself yet.

The most exciting part so far was the announcement that the Baron has appointed a Court Magician. Perhaps he’ll entertain us with a few tricks later.

But knowing my luck, his magician will be one of those dull bookish types ...

We don’t want to bother you any longer.

Next person to talk to is some sheik.

Greetings, Sheik. What brings you here in these troubled times? I hear that the mercenaries of Al'Anfas storm across your lands as we speak.

My friend and ruler, the Bey of Ferchaba, has requested that I travel to these foreign lands and seek out a new bride for him. He wishes to make a special addition to his harem.

I hope that I will not embarrass your female companion when I say that I believe I have found just the right woman to satisfy his desires: Countess Malgorra del Incendio.

I would not want to interfere in your master’s affairs, my most honorable Sheik. I would like to introduce you to someone: Angela Merkel.

Greetings, Sheik. Would you oblige me in answering a question?

I would be delighted to, my dear lady.

Have you met the other guests yet?

I don’t know any of them personally, but I have spoken to a few of the guests.

Only Countess del Incendio has steadfastly ignored me so far. She seems intent on testing my determination and my patience.

The sight of this magnificent woman fills my heart with joy. It is almost as though I have found my one true love again – Sharisad Karhina Dorahsunni of the Beni Ish.

In Tulamide lands, a Sharisad is some kind of magical dancer.

Like I said, she is everything that the Bey desires for his harem. But she exudes such a menacing aura that I wonder whether I would survive were I to ask her to join my master’s harem.

What do you know about the Baron of Nadoret?

Well. I think you know the Baron better than I do. The Bey has had very little to do with the House of Nadoret in the past. But the Baron seems to share the Bey’s appreciation of the beautiful things in life.

How are you enjoying the Baron’s party?

To be honest, it’s all a bit tame. Don’t get me wrong, but I think this is typical of the entire region.

The wild banquets celebrated in the halls of Ferchaba are renowned for their revelry and sensuality. Indeed, I know of nothing to compare.

This banquet, on the other hand, is ... shall we say ... rather quiet and reserved. But ... who knows? Perhaps something interesting will happen later.

Have you noticed anything unusual?

I’m sorry, but as a foreigner practically everything about this banquet seems strange to me.

Especially these bizarrely-named dishes. If, on the other hand, you are referring to the guests, then I must admit that you are the most interesting people here aside from Countess Incendio.

But ... now that I think about it. A short while ago a man in a white robe stalked across the banquet hall with two concubines on his arms without even glancing at the assembled guests.

Enjoy the rest of the party, honorable Sheik.

Next person to talk to is some minor nobleman named Trewman.

Hhm ... Trueleaf? The Baron has indeed invited quite an illustrious crowd. And so we meet, Squire Trewman.

Could I ask you some questions?

But of course, ask away!

Do you know the Baron’s guests well?

Well, I consider myself to be very well informed. The Baron is always good for a surprise and the guest list for his banquet is no exception.

But I would stay well clear of the good Lady Mina of the Mountain – if you spend just a few minutes in her company, she’ll never stop spreading lies about you. Which she will probably do in any case.

Yes! That pretentious laugh of hers! It’s unbearable. Unlike these two beautiful ladies here. Ahahaha!

What can you tell me about the Baron?

Haha! Dajin of Nadoret has many friends and I am glad to be one of them. He most recently befriended the former Imperial Chancellor, Answin of Ravensmound.

And as you can tell by this magnificent banquet, the Baron is a very rich man. And he is nearly as generous as I am, ahahaha!

You look as though you're enjoying yourself a great deal - am I right?

And why not? The young ladies are beautiful, the conversation pleasant and the servants more than willing to quench my thirst for good wine.

Indeed! You are quite right, Squire.

Er ... what? Haha! But my dear Sir. At your age ... well, I mean, I was just talking to these ladies. I’m sure you will excuse me ... haha!

Have we missed anything interesting?

Oh well ... a little adventure! I accompanied a lady out onto the balcony earlier. We think we heard someone crying out from the gorge below the castle.

The guards told us that they were the cries of harpies – those horrid chimeras! Winged women with neither arms nor legs ... who would create such a useless creature?

Where did you say this was, exactly?

The entrance to the balcony is over there at the end of the hall. But the doors are locked now. Apparently the Baron is preparing a gift on the balcony as we speak.

Then I won't disturb your drinking session any further.

Surprisingly the half-senile Rakorium is around as well.

... But that’s what I said, Nottel. Now stop interrupting. Can’t you see I’m talking with the honorable Pantomime of Snorstock!

Palatine, not Pantomime ... Master Rakorium.

We've actually met once before, good Master!

Really? Well, I travel such a lot ... for my research, you know ... and I meet so many people.

What can I do for you? Would you like to know something about magical goblets, perhaps? I read a very interesting manuscript recently ...

May I ask you some questions?

Yes, of course ... what about, Nottel ... er ... yes, whatever.

Can you tell me anything about the other guests?

Er ... that’s a good question. Tell me, haven’t Prince Bennain and Raidri Conchobair arrived yet? Or ... ?

Are they coming too?

Oh dear. I’m rather confused. That was another function that I planned ... to attend. Anything else?

Can you tell me anything about Baron Dajin?

Baron Dajin? I’ve never heard of him.

But this is his banquet!

You mean this isn’t the Ferdok Municipal Archive? Oh ... I was wondering why the buffet was so grand ...

How are you enjoying the celebration?

... Well ... er ... this is a most impressive buffet for an archive. And these extravagant dishes are most ... um, extravagant.

But it really is too loud in here to think clearly ... did I tell you about that manuscript? At the moment I’m working on ...

… on which manuscript?

What nonsense ... the claptrap in this goblet ... er, book, is simply ... excuse me, I keep drifting off.

Have you noticed anything unusual?

Yes, now that you ask. There’s something very strange going on here.

Yes, Master?

Come closer, I don’t want to talk too loudly.

But of course…

Look at that buffet! Baked and battered Baltrea bass on cold Kosh custard cream! Only a lunatic could come up with a combination like that. That’s most unusual.

It’s retrospective ... one might even say alliterative. Almost like that meal I once had at the Black Boar Inn.

But… I thought… *sigh*

Yeah? What?

I don’t want anything – I’m sorry!

The chick in purple is actually the main antagonist in the first Drakensang game.

That’s most friendly of you. And you are?

Oh, excuse me. How impolite! I am Countess Malgorra del Incendio. I am visiting the Kingdom of Kosh on a personal matter.

I couldn’t help noticing that you arrived rather late. But then ... our host has not set a particularly good example either, has he?

Trust me, dear Countess. No one is more saddened by these circumstances than I.

May I ask you some questions?

Of course. Why not?

Can you tell me something about the other guests?

I am afraid not. All those dullards and that confused old man with his plot to besmirch draconic history – I hope they all rot in the deepest netherhell.

I don’t mean you, of course. To be honest, I had hoped that there’d be more people of your caliber here. I’m really only here to satisfy my curiosity about the Baron’s new consort.

Well then you’ll be glad to know that I share your curiosity. I’m positively burning to meet this girl Mora.

Could you tell me anything about Baron Dajin?

The Baron hobnobs with many of the most important figures in the Empire. As well as catching up with the Baron, I was actually hoping to meet some of them. But they all appear to have been unable to attend. What a shame.

How are you enjoying the celebration?

It’s like all the other banquets held in the Kingdom of Kosh over the last one hundred years ... terribly dull. Don’t you think?

Hhm ... I would be lying if I said I was bored. I have ... business matters to discuss with the Baron.

Naturally. Why else would a man of your stature be here?

Did I hear that correctly, noble Countess? One hundred years?!

Hahaha! It’s just a little joke. I meant to say that nothing ever changes in the Kosh – that’s all. But who knows ... we may face great changes sooner than we think.

Have you noticed anything unusual?

What do you mean? Do you think the guests were lured away from the terrace under false pretences?

Or that the Baron’s 'Court Magician' is racing about the halls a bit too hastily?

Or ... are you referring to the fact that you arrived late at the banquet and were not even announced as official guests?

Countess, please! Surely you don’t mean to suggest that my late arrival is somehow connected with the Court Magician’s haste?

Certainly not, my dear Palatine. What could an honest man like the Baron possibly have to fear from you? Let’s just say that I have a lively imagination.

Thank you for answering my questions.

Last person to speak with is the notorious Mina of the Mountain.

No, my dear Lady of the Mountain. Mina, I believe?

So you do remember! Heehee. We’ve met before. At a banquet in the Northern Marches, where – I might add – both the host and his guests arrived punctually.

Hhm ... I’m not so sure about that. But please, let me introduce my companion to you: Angela Merkel!

I’d like to ask you some questions, noble Lady.

Please, feel free.

Could you tell me something about the other guests?

Heehee, alright then. Just this once. Who would you like to know about?

The Countess Malgorra del Incendio.

Hhm, Countess Malgorra del Incendio? This is the first time that I’ve met her. Cleavage aside, I haven’t seen much of her at all to be honest.

But I find her attire most distasteful. She claims her gown was handmade for her by the master tailor Marcusi himself. The poor man must have lost all control of his scissors.

A woman of her standing presenting herself like that – it’s just not right! And her hair! My ancestress Leonore would turn over in her grave if she could see this. Isn’t that right, Ardo?

If you say so, Lady of the Mountain.

What can you tell me about Enno of Vardock?

One has to feel sorry for Enno of Vardock, mustn’t one? It’s such a shame that his rather attractive Master, Orsino of Falconhurst, has not accompanied him.

But we shouldn’t make jokes about the poor man. He makes life hard enough for himself as it is. I think he was knighted more out of charity than anything else.

The House of Vardock earns most of its income from the manufacturing of sauerkraut. One has to know that to understand them. But one might expect a little more self-control at a banquet ..

What can you tell me about Said el'Faruk ben Harr?

AH, yes ... that is the Sheik of Tarhubal. His name sounds so romantic. Said el'Faruk ben Harr. It’s such a shame that he only has eyes for Countess Malgorra del Incendio. I would make a much better marriage.

After all, the 'of the Mountain' family is the only noble house in the entire Middenrealm that can trace its roots back to the Old Empire. Apart from the House of Boarstock, of course. Heeheehee.

Mina el'Faruk ben Harr' ... *sigh* It sounds so enchanting, doesn’t it? But on the other hand, they have such different customs ... I would have to share him with the other women in his harem. What do you think ... Ardo?

Forgive me. It would not be right for me to pass judgment on such matters, dear Mina. My interest in the Sheik is less romantic ...

What can you tell me about Trewman of Trueleaf?

But of course I know Squire Trewman! He loves making gifts and is particularly fond of his wine. He’s a true son of Rahja! Heeheehee.

But he won’t be able to keep up his façade for much longer – the man has debts in every barony in the Kosh.

Greed is such an unfortunate trait, don’t you agree Ardo?

Quite so, my Lady of the Mountain.

What can you tell me about Rakorium Muntagonus?

Heeheehee, Rakorium Muntagonus is Dean of the Magician’s Academy in Festum. But he always seems to be traveling nowadays.

They say he’s searching for evidence of a lizard conspiracy. Heeheehee, what a load of claptrap! As if those reptilian creatures were capable of such a thing! Heehee, well I suppose that’s just how old people are.

You had better not listen to him too long, or you’ll start watching for signs and noting how often people about you use the letter S ... heehee.

Thank you for the information. Take care.

Armed with Mina’s gossip it should be possible to stir things up a bit…

According to the manuscript, the goblets ... Oh, excuse me! I was thinking aloud ... who’s ill?

No ... Mina of the Mountain has been speaking ill of you!

That’s outrageous. You should never allow anyone to speak poorly of you!

No, not about me – about you!

What about me?

Oh, excuse me, noble Master.

Talking to Rakorium is pointless as always, but others should be more receptive.

The honorable Lady of the Mountain is somewhat concerned about your constant presence at the banquet table.

Yes? I too have been somewhat concerned. Not without reason, it would seem.

I could choke on a troll cherry and suffocate. A relative of mine was killed when his cook forgot to skin the venison properly.

She actually said that all you ever got to eat at home was sauerkraut.

Hhm. That's true, unfortunately.

And that you made quite a ridiculous-looking knight.

People always misunderstand me. She probably knows my family. Several of them lost their lives under the most ridiculous circumstances.

Perhaps I can change the honorable Lady’s mind about us. But I’ll probably just embarrass myself by slipping in a puddle of wine ...

Did you know that the Lady of the Mountain has been speaking ill of you?

Uh-huh. She does, does she? What ... exactly did she say?

Let me think ... that your dress is frivolous, and that your hair looks like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards. Oh, and that your appearance alone was an insult.

That’s most interesting. Thank you. I suppose it’s time for Mina and I to have a little chat. But tell me, what do you think of my gown?

Let them gossip. I think your dress emphasizes your fiery temperament.

My “fiery temperament” – if only you knew, how right you are. When I speak with her, our friend Mina of the Mountain will be surprised at just how fiery I can be. Again, thank you for your honesty.

Pardon me for speaking so frankly, but I could not care less what she thinks.

Even if she's saying that you drown your financial sorrows in cheap wine?

That’s outrageous! A gentleman does not talk about financial matters in the company of a lady.

I really don’t understand why this despicable individual was even invited. And that goes for a few others here as well ... not including these two beauties, of course.

Spreading Mina’s gossip forces the Baron to finally come out.

Yes, and I’m sure you will excuse my late arrival. My most recent conquest demanded my immediate attention.

She is, without a doubt, the most beautiful creature in all the world.

May I present to you, my very own and truly unique – Mora.

Mora! I can’t believe it! With Dajin!

At last, I can finally catch a glimpse of the person who is responsible for this whole mess.

The Mora who shows up is not the right Mora, however.

At any rate now finally the Baron can be confronted face to face.

Ardo of Boarstock. How interesting to meet you in person. I’ve heard plenty about you, Dajin.

Really? Hahaha! But then, who hasn’t heard of me? What was your name again? ... Boarstock?

That’s right. I'm sure you know my name in connection with Rudo's Shield.

Oh, you are the guardian of the Imperial Insignia! A position of great responsibility, I’m sure. I take it your family enjoys the favor of His Magnificence the Emperor?

Indeed we do. The twin virtues of loyalty and honor are held in high esteem by my family. I take my responsibility very seriously.

Hahaha, of course, of course! You must tell me more about this. I’m sure the ladies will understand if we retire to discuss this in private.

That’s most agreeable. We should speak openly and frankly with one another. I have a number of questions to put to you.

Angela & Co must follow the fat fop of a Baron into a probable trap.

Very good, Dajin of Nadoret. I charge you with committing treason against your rightful lord, collaborating with criminal elements and conspiracy of theft! What do you have to say in your defense?

As expected the trap springs and Angela is forced to submit to Ardo’s sense of honor.

It's the result that matters and I'm sure that you of all people will understand that. You didn’t really think that you could put an end to my plans here in my magnificent castle, did you?

Don’t be too sure of yourself, Dajin! Entire civilizations have been brought down by pride.

You appear to have underestimated me. Or did you truly think that your accusations would be more persuasive than a cow?

Agggrrrr ... ramming a metal stake through his heart might be more persuasive, Ardo.

I must say, you are rather stubborn, aren’t you? But I’m sure you wouldn’t want to shed any blood so close to my guests, most honorable Palatine.

No. I won’t risk besmirching my good name for the sake of someone like you.

Yes. I thought as much. Well then ... Guards! Disarm these gentlemen, escort them to my dungeon and make them comfortable in one of the more spacious cells. Understood?

Ardo?!

Don’t resist. This is no place for a battle. Dajin, remember my words: your greed will be your downfall.

Yes, of course. I have an appointment with the Master. It would be impolite of me to keep him waiting after all he has done for me. So, if you will excuse me ...

After everything they’ve already been through, kinda sucks to get locked up.

 

[Azira]

Baron didn't even see fit to give his prisoners pants?

 

[abnaxus]

Part 53: Prison Break

Spoiler

Soon a jailer shows up with taunts.

The better your behavior, the fresher your meals will be. Yelling, screaming and other disturbances will be punished with starvation – which is a good way to solve that problem.

And since I'm a generous man and I like to give our newcomers a warm welcome. Here, don’t eat it all at once.

Oh, and don’t even think of escaping. You’ll never dig your way out of this castle with your bare hands. No matter how desperate you might be, these walls are stronger. Hahaha!

Ardo got everybody into this mess, it’s up to him to come up with a plan.

And trusting your plan landed us behind bars!

The Baron thinks he's incapacitated us. This gives us the chance to keep searching for the crown. Those bars won't keep us here for long, my friends.

It sounds as though you've already thought of a way out of here.

I'm not as young as I once was. All this excitement could cause my heart to fail. Your cries for help would certainly lure the jailer into the cell.

Actually Ardo is only 35…

Let's look and see if there's any way to improvise weapons of some kind. Tell me when you're ready, Angela Merkel!

The fish bucket contains some interesting weapons, but… yeah.

Fayris’ spells should ensure that the fish aren’t really needed. Not to mention our two Phex deonts’ Throw Stars inflicts 4D6 damage at this point.

Let’s get this farce started.

Ardo turns out to be a good actor. The retarted jailer falls for it.

Attack!!!

The jailer goes down quickly even though everyone in the party is almost naked.

Let's just get out! I suggest we look and see if Mora's also in one of these cells. Perhaps she's being held captive too.

But first we need to find our equipment. I feel so ...naked, somehow, without my sword.

Further on are two guards but Fayris’ djinn can take them out easily.

The guards drop some equipment Ardo can make use of; however their armour can’t be looted.

There’s a cell with dogs in the area, but there’s no need to deal with them. Mora is also nowhere to be seen.

Three guards are stationed further on, Ardo and djinn can take them down effortlessly.

At the end of the corridor is the guardhouse where the group’s equipment should be.

There are four guards, one armed with crossbow… but again extremely incompetent.

One of the guards drops a key to the battlements. Mora should be out there somewhere.

The group’s equipment in the chests; after re-equipping it’s time to investigate outside.

There’s a nice view outside but more importantly – where is Mora?

The way up ends in a small tower – that has to be the place where Dajin stashed Mora.

This door seems to lead no further than that tower there. We should take a look in there.

It's the perfect place to keep something precious locked away from the outside world...

Taking the last steps to the tower, a swarm of harpies appears right on cue. Easy at this point but still annoying.

The raised courtyard behind was mentioned by Trueleaf; this location will be of significance later.

At at any rate, at long last it’s time to meet Mora.

 

[abnaxus]

Found more detailed information on the setting of the game - Kingdom of Kosch, County of Ferdok, Barony of Nadoret