Hydroponics with fueled generators is doable, I guess, altho wasteful and is generally pain in the arse. But if that's what Hivemind wants, so be it.
Consider all our animals, Trobo, Lizzurd and probably Kalin emergency meat.
Baby steps.
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Kodex Kommunistic Kolony in Rimworld, Seasons 2, 3
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Hydroponics with fueled generators is doable, I guess, altho wasteful and is generally pain in the arse. But if that's what Hivemind wants, so be it.
Consider all our animals, Trobo, Lizzurd and probably Kalin emergency meat.
Baby steps.
Andnjord
Arcane
To think that a long time ago you made Azira and Kalin sleep in the same bed (or was it just planned?). How soft has the Koddling Kodex Kommunism become that personal feelings get in the way of efficient usage of material
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Ah, but that's because communism doesn't.
Meanwhile.
Later that night.
DAY 12
Meanwhile.
A bit later.
Later that morning.
A bit later.
A bit later.
Meanwhile.
One hour later.
Meanwhile.
Later that day.
Meanwhile.
A bit later.
Meanwhile.
Later that evening.
A bit later.
What a day.
The Grimoire. The Mist. The Skirmish. The Execution.
Will have to sleep in the barracks this night, coz going outside seems like a bad idea.
Fucking mist. I wonder if it will ever end?
The Grimoire. The Mist. The Skirmish. The Execution.
Will have to sleep in the barracks this night, coz going outside seems like a bad idea.
Fucking mist. I wonder if it will ever end?
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Andnjord
Arcane
Bravo, my favorite episode so far!
Good episode.
These modded Umbra punks have some good gear. Scary faction. Why are you doing this to yourself Grimwulf?
These modded Umbra punks have some good gear. Scary faction. Why are you doing this to yourself Grimwulf?
fat = capitalist
We were lucky to face shit-tier privates. Could be worse, much worse.
1) Got no food for that many mouths. Besides, no way to tell how long the mist will last. Can't even hunt small game now.
2) Barrett's recruitment difficulty was 82% (Trobo is 59%, Freddie is 60%), so that was a fat chance.
3) Pretty sure we'll have to resort to cannibalism at some point in the near future. Barrett will be the first one to hit the pot.
4) She's fat.
5) Killing her now softens the penalty coz of "guilty" status that wears off shortly.
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Can lasers really hit targets through walls? And is the wall now damaged? :mystery:
Kalin
Unwanted
First I was like, hawt diggity!
Then I was like, hey wait a minute...
Aren't ya a little heavy for a waifu stormtrooper?
And then I saw *IT* up close:
On the plus side (lol) having clubbed such a yuge whale, we won't starve for years.
Andnjord
Arcane
Shame you don't actually get more meat from fatter humans 
I was confused myself. The wall wasn't damaged. Normally Blobra (or anybody else for that matter) doesn't even try to hit targets through walls, but this time smth weird happened.
Oh, well. It was a weird day overall.
Kalin
Unwanted
The magic mist encounter was espeshully traumatic for me because getting torn to shreds by multiplying invisible doucheforms is exactly how my DAD died back in the day. He was a saint. Great guy all around. Never got no bonus neither...
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Guess he was a commie too, huh?
The mist is passing.
DAY 13
Meanwhile.
A bit later.
One hour later.
Later that day.
A bit later.
Later that day.
Later that evening.
Later that night.
Two words:
YES, BABY
YES, BABY
Meanwhile.
Meanwhile.
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Andnjord
Arcane
So... who's The Cook? I mean, who from the Codex is The Cook?
Luka-boy
Fuck, why didn't I see this earlier? Welcome back, Grimwulf
Like in the previous season, I'm reporting for duty as a smooth apparently Spanish cook who's secretly a CIA spy trying to gather information on the KKKolony and possibly sabotage it if it's deemed to dangerous. And who will undoubtedly just lose his goddamn mind and self-confidence after unspeakable hardships and humiliations in the process if he lives long enough.
Portraits:
Did you know potato omelette is the most popular dish in Spain? Surely that will be more than enough to earn those silly Kommies' trust
(Obviously a male Kolonist with decent skill in cooking and melee is ideal for the optimal BrazzersCook experience, but I don't mind finding some portraits for a female and melee isn't that important, so if you just need to send a defenseless woman to the kitchen it works for me)
- 1st Mental Log, Agent Iglesias, Codename "The Cook", Operation Democracy Is A Dish Best Served Cold
Just as planned, these Comunistas don't have a clue I'm not a Salvaje. My training and wits make me completely undistinguishable from one of those uncultured pawns. Can you believe one of them didn't even notice I actually wasn't his Hermano when I joined their raid? Saved me from snapping another neck and hiding another smelly corpse.
Phase two of the plan starts now. I'll just play hard to get for a while before joining their ranks. This way they have to waste manpower and their dwindling resources on me. In the meantime I'm already using my good looks and natural charm to befriend, perhaps even seduce, two of them; A guy who's clearly a homosexual and a staunch Comunista, and a fine-looking Señorita who seems to be into me already.
My instinct tells me this mission will be a cakewalk for an elite operative like myself and this Comunista den should fall as easily like a Jenga tower (It probably would fall on its own given time) just like the other ones we've dealt with in the past, but orders are orders and Camarada Grimwulf has proven he's a rather resourceful and clever enemy of Freedom, so I have to remain vigilant and follow the plan. Such a mastermind can't be let to his own devices.
In fact, I think he's the only one that might suspect I'm not a simple Salvaje. He has ordered his minions to feed me some foul-tasting stews, clearly stuffed with all kinds of drugs. Joke's on him; My training back at the academy is proving its worth and none of these drugs are working on me. Though nothing during those harsh months of training and conditioning, nor even my experience in missions under utterly miserable conditions like Operation Declined Fallout or Operation Planetscape Atumanera, could have prepared me for that god-awful taste...
Well, I just have to endure this for a little while longer, then join them and I'll be able to finally get a nice meal after a few weeks eating field rations and pemmican. Comunistas are known for their (inferior) industry and agriculture, so they should have tons of fresh veggies and canned meats. I'll just play dumb or say some missionaries taught me some recipes and cook them something fancy to fill my stomach like I deserve and earn their trust. I can't wait to be able to trim my beard and get rid of all this dirt and dog vomit too. Chico this one will be easy as pie, jejejeje...
*sees Lizzurd entering the room*
"Ay! The pain, Señor Lizzurd! It hurts so much!"
Andnjord
Arcane
oh... I see now... The previous scenes with this guy suddenly acquired a whole other meaning
Bliblablubb
Arcane
RIP Grimdoe. You were the best of us. Always working hard, never complaining. 
Huh... remind me again why we didn't eat Kalin instead?
The board didn't inform me the thread had action. I was almost afraid Grimwulf had to run from the mob again, good to see he is still being drunk all day.
Huh... remind me again why we didn't eat Kalin instead?
The board didn't inform me the thread had action. I was almost afraid Grimwulf had to run from the mob again, good to see he is still being drunk all day.
- 2nd Mental Log, Agent Iglesias, Codename "The Cook", Operation Democracy Is A Dish Best Served Cold
Welp. I finally had to tell Camarada Grimwulf's pretty zorra I would join them. Can't say I will miss that itchy beard. It was about time to move forward with the plan anyway, having wasted enough of their time and resources these past days. They even tried to make me cut some stones in their little comunista sweat shop when they saw my wounds were fully healed thanks to the chems Ms. E injected in my bloodstream before I was dropped off for the mission like usual. Labour! Ja! As if a free citizen like myself would ever bother with any of that mierda other than gold digging, if you catch my drift jejeje...
It is now clear to me Grimwulf has these poor fools drugged most of the time in typical of comunista tyrant fashion. These fools are in a constant state of paranoia, rage, depression or a combination of them all the time and thus easy to manipulate by an evil mastermind. Demonios, I almost lost my mind myself with the madman's personal torture sessions, feeding me that foul drug-filled concoction himself while constantly pestering me with offers to join "Glorious Komunismo" trying to either make me confess my true origin or turn me into one of his pathetic minions. I have to act like I like it even if my alma dies a bit every time I take a sip and I'm pretty sure I'm not completely immune to these drugs. Lately I heard strange shrieks in the distance and even occasionally hallucinate a monster is carrying dead animals around. I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually the prettiest lady in the colony and it's the drugs intended effect to make her look hideous to me. I'll have to face my fears and try to woo her too the next time I see it.
What is really scary, though, is that I can't find any decent food to work with in this accursed place. Is this the gulag area of the Kolony? I bet they have some kind of hydroponic farm underground, or perhaps hidden inside the mountains, and warehouses full of supplies. Perhaps the nearby caves, or Camarada Grimfulf's living area, hide a secret passage towards the true Kolony. And then I will be able to put my vast cooking talent to good use. This mission is getting kind of fun.
Especially once I finish seducing and befriending the other comunistas. I'm doing some good progress if I do say so myself. Lizzurd even eagerly gave me the most delicious of massages with a custom-made fluffy sponge. I bet he crafted it himself eagerly awaiting the moment to use it on my virile cuerpo serrano. The local enforcer seems to be too much into girls, young ones at that, to try, but he's definitely one of Grimwulf's closest and I might still befriend him enough to find a valuable source of information about what's going on here.
Speaking of that, I recently witnessed a disturbing scene. After a few days in lockdown, clearly after hallucinating some monsters due to Grimwulf's drugs, the Kolonists gathered around two prisoners and humilliated one of them before slitting her throat blindly following that bastardo Kommisar's orders while I was playing dumb. I couldn't care less about that ugly gorda, of course, and good thing they didn't try those shaenanigans on me back when they thought they captured me or my martial arts training would have made short work of them way too early in the mission. What bothers me is that they were members of a faction I don't need snooping around my mission area. Just how many players are there in this game? Is this place more important than Intel thought? I must investigate further.
*BARKING, POPPING AND PROFANITIES ARE SUDDENLY HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND*
"What was that again Señor Grimwulf? What for this time? Okay coming right up, Comisario!" *muttering to himself* "El cocinero ha llegado, jejejeje..."
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