Grimoire Thread

[NotAGolfer]

Some dude is:
https://www.twitch.tv/garnigal
Weak, yet there.

That guy has to be the biggest retard I ever watched LP a game. Wow.

You obviously haven't watched the first guy streaming this.

True dat.
But this one isn't that great either.
That wall puzzle was easy (at least I think it was, moon phases ... or was it times of day, at least somewhat like that ... just put it in the right order and you have only 4 combinations left) and he kept clicking that battle button even though his last surviving party members didn't do any damage on the beetles.

"maybe not every water kills you, right?"
Muahahahaha

 

[Jason Liang]

i was wrong.

It looks like Cleve *should* have put this out as early access.

 

[Baxander]

Playing now, and I have tried to LP it only to have 3 crashes to desktop already. Steam forums blowing up with bug reports--can't review characters, fullscreen crashes (didn't he FIX that?), mouse cursor freezes.....he released it alright. Working on it 20 years and it is a buggy, sluggish mess. But at least he released it, and now is man enough to face the shitstorm of criticism that is sure to follow.

 

[Lord Andre]

Love the drama going on right now but I would like to actually play. Any one have any idea on how to circumvent the portrait click bug?

Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

Click on any other portrait except the top left one then it won't appear anymore even if you do click it.... at least that's how it works for me.

 

[Nerevar]

Um... uhh... I closed the game for a second and came back and it is just a black windowed screen now.

Tried uninstalling and reinstalling.

Edit: I am sure I am to blame for this somehow will figure it out on my own.
Edit 2: Deleting the config file seems to have fixed it.

 

[mondblut]

Cleve using "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" soundbites for his game: confirmed.

He thought people... would find it cute?

Uh, yes, they would?

 

[Wayward Son]

That is a bit baffling. Is that considered macro or micro or nano I don't have my meme guide?

It is a picoissue

 

[FroBodine]

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

It's beautiful.

Worth 20 years of work to hear someone else thinks so. Even if you were the only copy I sold. I hope other people will see it as I do. The longer you play, the greater the attraction of the zeitgeist of the entire world.

 

[Rpguy]

It's beautiful.

Worth 20 years of work to hear someone else thinks so. Even if you were the only copy I sold. I hope other people will see it as I do. The longer you play, the greater the attraction of the zeitgeist of the entire world.

Sounds awesome. Too bad it doesn't work. stop posting and get your game fixed.

 

[fantadomat]

LoL the sounds is shit.It will drive me insane!

 

[mondblut]

Already 68 owners suckers. P. T. Barnum would be proud of this stunt.

Thankfully none of the Codexers on my friend list are dumb enough to buy this.

Too much shitposting, not enough sucking yourself off. So far you are proving to be a far bigger liar than CMB.

 

[CptMace]

Um... uhh... I closed the game for a second and came back and it is just a black windowed screen now.

Tried uninstalling and reinstalling.

You foolish mortal thought you could exit the game unpunished ? Why do you think there's no uninstall.exe ? Once you open the grimoire, which is a french word for a book of magic, you can never close it again.

 

[Prime Junta]

The Codex will never be the same: this occasion deserves a suitable memorial.

Therefore, I hereby move that Prosperium be renamed to honour the creator of Grimoire.

After deliberate and thoughtful reflection, I have arrived at the perfect new name for Prosperium.

Spoiler

?CLEVELAND?

 

[HubU]

Well, I think that every level-headed person here will, in restrospect, give Cleve's Spawn credit just for the three Dancing Faggots enemy.
This is quite a substantial, yet controversial statement against the womanization of Western Civilization, and that alone deserves praises.

Oh, and fuck forest creatures too. Who needs green when death can glow.
:russiastronk:

 

[NotAGolfer]

So is there some kind of bigger story arc in this game or is it just constant dungeon crawling, clearing those levels and getting rich and powerful? Would be good enough too I guess but I'm curious (not curious enough to buy it though ).

 

[CyberWhale]

Hit the front page. First in New and Trending, gonna hit Top Sellers to soon.

 

[Drog Black Tooth]

Cleveland Mark Blakemore

Even the special needs kids in a mental institution using RPG Maker could put together something better than this.

 

[empi]

It's beautiful.

Worth 20 years of work to hear someone else thinks so. Even if you were the only copy I sold. I hope other people will see it as I do. The longer you play, the greater the attraction of the zeitgeist of the entire world.

Do you have an ETA on getting the keys out to the indiegogo backers? Waiting like this is hard

 

[Celerity]

Told ya Cleve would release a real game before #RektHook

 

[GlutenBurger]

I still haven't been able to get this thing to crash.

Also, Sanctuary seems to be the easiest start.

 

[pippin]

BROBERT 45 minutes ago
I was going to kill myself today but this stopped me.

you know you're the real deal when BLOBERT writes like this

 

[Orma]

It's beautiful.

Worth 20 years of work to hear someone else thinks so. Even if you were the only copy I sold. I hope other people will see it as I do. The longer you play, the greater the attraction of the zeitgeist of the entire world.

Do you have an ETA on getting the keys out to the indiegogo backers? Waiting like this is hard

?YEARS?

 

[Hrymr]

So, what is the most optimal party setup?

 

[mondblut]

So is there some kind of bigger story arc in this game or is it just constant dungeon crawling, clearing those levels and getting rich and powerful? Would be good enough too I guess but I'm curious (not curious enough to buy it though ).

Yes.