"PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Trolls, shitposters, and other previously banned users, READ THIS"

[Daedalos]

If you want my alt(s) gone, then reinstate my original account - Daedalos - , NO TAGS, unbannable, and never to be ridden of any posting rights or priviliges again.

and we aint got no problem!

 

[Eyestabber]

Wow, 6 pages in and no mention of the fact that DU is totally gonna get kiked by Infinitron?

Someone please post that comic "serves him right. He trusted a kike" with DU's avatar on the dead white guy. Pls.

 

[Immortal]

At least give Alts a funny tag.
We can host another Photoshop challenge.

 

[Hobo Elf]

I like Infinitron.

 

[Abu Antar]

Can't you just put in alt names in tags of the original poster?

 

[commie]

Certain unlikeable individuals claim that I may be a commie alt which I am not me being much more handsome and better educated than commie (also not a commie) so please don't make the mistake of banning me in the fervour of your Solomonic reforms don't make the same mistake you've made receiving money from Owlcat

U wot? I have a goatee and a nice ushanka! All you are is a pathetic supporting character in Monkey Island!

Ban Maxie.

 

[Darth Roxor]

PKP tickets, bitch!

 

[Wayward Son]

Early on people kept thinking I was Wyrmlord for some reason.

I was called Drog on multiple occasions early on and Crispy once (iirc).

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

I pretended to be Wyrmlord once, and everyone believed me for weeks.

 

[Kahr]

At this point i'm sure the jew isn't real.
Just a jew-puppet the Underlord is waving to distract the angry masses of his back alley perversions.

 

[Irenaeus]

I would rate Olympic lifts 8-9/10 on my enjoyment scale, with normal powerlifts around 6.5 or so, however, I

 

[DarkUnderlord]

What about me?plox consider my petition to regain my main very seriously.

What is your main?

 

[oldmanpaco]

Can I have all my alt accounts merged into my main oldmanpaco one?

I've gone by Space Cowboy, Gangster of Love, and Maurice.

 

[Burning Bridges]

Certain unlikeable individuals claim that I may be a commie alt which I am not me being much more handsome and better educated than commie (also not a commie) so please don't make the mistake of banning me in the fervour of your Solomonic reforms don't make the same mistake you've made receiving money from Owlcat

commie is a real bro

 

[Infinitron]

Can I have all my alt accounts merged into my main oldmanpaco one?

I've gone by Space Cowboy, Gangster of Love, and Maurice.

You forgot lurker3000. Yes, we always knew

 

[Konjad]

Don't trust his lies.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

I miss lurker3000, he was a bro

 

[Delterius]

I miss lurker3000, he was a bro

And he's here tonight!

oldmanpaco

 

[mondblut]

account theft is a crime punishable by up to 30 minutes of rape (tasteful)

THIS CURRENT USER IS NOT A GIRL

R U GAY?

 

[oldmanpaco]

Can I have all my alt accounts merged into my main oldmanpaco one?

I've gone by Space Cowboy, Gangster of Love, and Maurice.

You forgot lurker3000. Yes, we always knew

I know. SCO literally outed me the day I made that account to Awor Szurkrarz so they both immediately ignored me. I was going to try to make a crazy leftest/progressive persona but gave up on that because its hard its hard to keep making stupid posts all day. Apparently you need to really believe it.
Eventually I was just trying to get to a 3-1 brofist ratio but that goal was eventually abandoned as well.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Ban IPs, ban proxies.

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Ban IPs, ban proxies.

Ban urself

 

[King Crispy]

Please force Liberal to use his original account.

 

[Akratus]

One person, one account, one nation, one army, one fuhrer!

 

[DragoFireheart]

One person, one account, one nation, one army, one fuhrer!

This is my account.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

Please force Liberal to use his original account.

I doubt it even exists at this point.