Bayonetta 1 released on PC

[Tick Tock Crocodile]

Holy shit, nice. I can finally play this

 

[an Administrator]

Good port, reasonable price, 60 fps and nice ass. What else do you need?

 

[Rance]

More skin and less leather?

 

[Haplo]

First Nier: Automata, now this? We're living in good times!

 

[Valky]

I want to fuck Bayonetta.

 

[laclongquan]

60 fucking ps, what more do you need?

 

[Talby]

60 fucking ps, what more do you need?

120 FPS.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Sarkeesian has already been there bro. It was the usual drivel.



Though to be fair, Bayonetta is definitely more eye candy than she is kickass. Even after all those years, she could still give NieR a run for her money in terms of how much degenerate internet art has been inspired by her.

I love how they say 'straight male' gamers. Had to be explicitly heterophobic and misandrist.

 

[janior]

Anyone plz? Ill pay in brofists

 

[Tick Tock Crocodile]

Because women hate playing as women who are kickass and sexy

 

[Ivan]

stick w/ fist weapon until you master it. then try other weapon configurations. unlock all moves first, then health upgrades, then master away.

 

[Trodat]

Around ~ 40,000 copies sold according to Steamdb. I think that is a reasonable solid start and since people are praising the port it could end up selling somewhere between 100k and 200k copies.

 

[Valky]

Is there a chance of getting Bayonetta 2?

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Feminists: "Everything about Bayonetta's design and mechanics is created specifically for the sexual pleasure of straight males reeeeeee"

The same could be said of a vagina.

Pussyhats btfo.

 

[Valky]

Only ugly women complain about Bayonetta because her attractiveness makes them feel threatened and insecure.

 

[Malpercio]

Sarkeesian has already been there bro. It was the usual drivel.



Though to be fair, Bayonetta is definitely more eye candy than she is kickass. Even after all those years, she could still give NieR a run for her money in terms of how much degenerate internet art has been inspired by her.

Also why is this here and not general gaming lol.

 

[pippin]

2b on one side, Bayo on the other

what a time to be alive

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Is there a chance of getting Bayonetta 2?

I was made for Nintendo so I doubt it.

 

[Lyric Suite]

60 fucking ps, what more do you need?

120 FPS.

We're on 144 now bro.

 

[laclongquan]

The problem of both 2B and Bayonetta is that they dont have a kneehigh sock costume. Aka Extreme French Maid.

Lolipop massacre devs UNDERSTAND the sock obsession

 

[pippin]

well 2b's costume is pretty much a cyberpunk french maid. Bayo is more like a fashionable witch. I still would though.

 

[laclongquan]

Errm A2 for me. I am a sucker for longer hair~

 

[Zombra]

Vaguely interested in this, I heard good things about the original release and apparently this is a good port. No reason to put it in my backlog right now though, may as well wait for a sale.

 

[commie]

Anyone plz? Ill pay in brofists

You are not Fluent.

 

[Ivan]

game's combat is still astounding and yet to be matched. dodge cancelling is a brilliant mechanic and a real game changer.

Edit: My mistake, I was referring to the dodge offset. It's done so elegantly here (bullet strings) and hasn't really been innovated on 10 years since its release.