LOL Notch is rich but lonely Discuss!!!1!!

[abnaxus]

The Anti-Bilzerian.

 

[Max Stats]

The Anti-Bilzerian.

I have so many ?s I don't even know where to start...

 

[Severian Silk]

He needs to invest into having his lower ribs removed and his shlong elongated. Self-felatio - never be bored or lonely again

He could affort 10 hookers to be with him 24/7, but I guess it's not what he wants from life.


What he wants from life is...






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So, apparently he has shit taste in furniture too.

Yeah, imagine if he had played some actual games before, Minecraft could've actually been one then.

If Minecraft was able to entertain prosper, there must be some good qualities to it.

 

[RuySan]

Didn't this guy bankrolled AoW3? Why doesn't he keep investing in his dream games? Or producing his own porn?

I have so many ideas on how to blow that fortune. He should hire me

 

[mondblut]

Or producing his own porn?

No, thanks.

 

[DragoFireheart]

https://twitter.com/notch/status/844498831115010050


all that money, he can do anything, and plays zelda

I'd play a little BotW, explore an area, take pictures.

Then I'd compare those pictures with somewhere in the real world and take a trip there. During the day I'd do touring / fuck random women / try local foods, then at night chill with Switch + BotW.

Repeat.

 

[hello friend]

If I had that kind of money I'd buy vast tracts of land in a good and remote location, begin bunker construction on the hush hush with compartmentalised contracting out to various engineering firms, start building an ecosystem from the ground up and decontaminate the soil, gradually build up a forest with a broad assortment of edible plants, fence the whole area in and eventually release various animals into the ecosystem for hunting. Construct several cabins aboveground for living + spares for eventual establishment of a community, build a workshop, establish a self-sustaining aquaculture thing with either a natural or a manmade lake, build facilities for cultivation and processing of algae for biofuel and hardy electric generators with multiple redundancies. Butchering facilities, properly constructed root cellars, meat curing facilities etc.

The things a man could do.

Or you could always sit by yourself in your mansion and eat candy off the dispenser wall.

 

[Beautiful Clown Painting]

If I had this kind of money I would be dead.

 

[Luka-boy]

If I had that kind of money I'd buy vast tracts of land in a good and remote location, begin bunker construction on the hush hush with compartmentalised contracting out to various engineering firms, start building an ecosystem from the ground up and decontaminate the soil, gradually build up a forest with a broad assortment of edible plants, fence the whole area in and eventually release various animals into the ecosystem for hunting. Construct several cabins aboveground for living + spares for eventual establishment of a community, build a workshop, establish a self-sustaining aquaculture thing with either a natural or a manmade lake, build facilities for cultivation and processing of algae for biofuel and hardy electric generators with multiple redundancies. Butchering facilities, properly constructed root cellars, meat curing facilities etc.

Are you by chance a half-ogre, half-neanderthal?

Would your plans also involve spending those years developing the ultimate oldskool blobber experience in your free time?

 

[hello friend]

I hate IT

 

[hello friend]

As you can clearly see, I'm an orc

 

[Hyperion]

Classic case of a dude who gets a ton of cash and starts living how he thinks he should be from his newfound social status instead of just embracing the fact he's a doughy geek. Shouldn't have let the green go to your head, bruh.

Definitely the first thing I would get with that kind of money, with a little less melanin. (NSFW)

 

[udm]

rich people who are suffering because they are rich are idiots, and they clearly never starve and struggle to put food in their plate before.

i remember the 98' asian monetary crisis and it was miserable times in my family. even as a kid then i understand what my parents had to go trough to keep me schooled and fed. these people are just whiny dumb garbage human. with that kind of money and security i would throw away my current job, save alot of money and start the things i love to do.

my chink brutha

 

[ArchAngel]

If I had that kind of money I'd buy vast tracts of land in a good and remote location, begin bunker construction on the hush hush with compartmentalised contracting out to various engineering firms, start building an ecosystem from the ground up and decontaminate the soil, gradually build up a forest with a broad assortment of edible plants, fence the whole area in and eventually release various animals into the ecosystem for hunting. Construct several cabins aboveground for living + spares for eventual establishment of a community, build a workshop, establish a self-sustaining aquaculture thing with either a natural or a manmade lake, build facilities for cultivation and processing of algae for biofuel and hardy electric generators with multiple redundancies. Butchering facilities, properly constructed root cellars, meat curing facilities etc.

The things a man could do.

Or you could always sit by yourself in your mansion and eat candy off the dispenser wall.

Someone has been playing too much SimCity

 

[Ranselknulf]

Notch could always hide his identity and start over new somewhere.

 

[RuySan]

Niclas windin refn should write and direct a movie about notch's life. In the end he'll blow into tiny minecraft pieces from eating too much candy.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

1. Bribe the government of a third-world country to allow you unhindered ownership of a substantial undeveloped area.
2. Create your own city-state, a de facto sovereign country under your total control.
3. ???
4. Profit!

 

[Jigawatt]

If I had that kind of money I'd buy vast tracts of land in a good and remote location, begin bunker construction on the hush hush with compartmentalised contracting out to various engineering firms, start building an ecosystem from the ground up and decontaminate the soil, gradually build up a forest with a broad assortment of edible plants, fence the whole area in and eventually release various animals into the ecosystem for hunting. Construct several cabins aboveground for living + spares for eventual establishment of a community, build a workshop, establish a self-sustaining aquaculture thing with either a natural or a manmade lake, build facilities for cultivation and processing of algae for biofuel and hardy electric generators with multiple redundancies. Butchering facilities, properly constructed root cellars, meat curing facilities etc.

Or in other words play Minecraft