Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread

[Vorark]

Spoiler

Perfect.

Spoiler

Inb4 Bioware will copypasta it to the game.

 

[Ivan]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM? i can't believe this shit

 

[Jarmaro]

I wonder what was Bioware thinking when they decided to let people play in buggy and unpolished, pre-release version of the game, did they relaly think it's a good idea? Did they think at all? They had it comin'

 

[duke nukem]

Oh, now i just realized that black guy had t-pose in the beginning. Before i just laughed at the punch animation.

I still think this will sell several millions of copies. There are lots of biodrones that says we are just trying hard to find bugs and glitches.

 

[Makabb]

 

[Jarmaro]

I still think this will sell several millions of copies. There are lots of biodrones that says we are just trying hard to find bugs and glitches.

Actually, as I read reddit today, there's much concern about the game. Not much fanboyism at all, rather sad waiting for release that won't be as good as they thought... and maybe even worse.

 

[Nutria]

I think the animators must have spent most of their time working on the sex scenes. I imagine Bioware's logic is like this:

• ME3 sold a lot of copies. Let's try to replicate that success.
  
• What kind of people liked ME3? Retards who thought the ending was good and perverts who want to fuck aliens.
• Let's make a game for retards and perverts.
• Retards will buy anything we make, so we don't have to cater to them.
• All our resources should go to pleasing the perverts.

 

[Makabb]

 

[Shackleton]

Well whatever happens, Mass Effect: Andromeda has provided me a lot more entertainment than Wasteland 2 ever did. This thread is gold and I can only see it getting more hilarious.

It'll be fascinating to read about what the hell happened at this terrible launch later down the line.

 

[Padzi]

Am I the only one who thinks the 'ugly' asari isn't ugly? I think she's decent looking. Not a supermodel but bangable.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Not enough bloom in this scene.

 

[Baron Dupek]

did he squatted?
I think he did

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM? i can't believe this shit

just average wrestling shit right there

 

[Outlander]

That abomination in the bottom is not a custom Ryder. It's an actual NPC designed by Bioware.

 

[Gepeu]

Bioware isn't afraid of calling out false beauty standards, even when talking about the video games' graphics. I call it stunning and brave.

 

[RPGMasterLvl2]

This took five years to make! FIVE YEARS!!!

 

[moon knight]

That abomination in the bottom is not a custom Ryder. Is an actual NPC designed by Bioware.

No way.

 

[Reinhardt]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM? i can't believe this shit

Biotic hover hands.

 

[EtcEtcEtc]

That abomination in the bottom is not a custom Ryder. Is an actual NPC designed by Bioware.

You're fucking kidding me, right? That looks like something one of the SJW's at Polygon or Kotaku would create as their PC.

 

[Glaucon]

This has to be sabotage. Maybe there are some young shitlords out there who infiltrated Bioware to embarrass the company into complete failure.

 

[Gepeu]

This took five years to make! FIVE YEARS!!!

Will it turn better than Torment, though? Discuss.

 

[Somberlain]

That abomination in the bottom is not a custom Ryder. Is an actual NPC designed by Bioware.

It's just patriotism at work.

CD Projekt had to make a game that Poland can be proud of. Bioware are just making a game Justin Trudeau can be proud of.

 

[Glaucon]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM? i can't believe this shit

Biotic hover hands.

 

[Padzi]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM? i can't believe this shit

Biotic hover hands.

Who would even want to touch that thing.

 

[salaciousbcrumb]

Look at this shit...
http://www.vg247.com/2017/03/16/mas...-have-already-reduced-it-to-a-laughing-stock/

I made that fucking webm and posted it here and on 8chan within about ten minutes and what does the article end with?

Thanks for the hoots, neogaf.

Oh and the seinfeld dads dead clip started here too. I posted the video with the start time and then someone spammed all our memes onto 8chan. One of the channers gave the poster a bollocking for linking a video and not a webm and then made a webm of the horrific exchange (which I prefer to the seinfeld cut), then someone made the seinfeld cut.

That was the reason I learned how to do webms last night, then the first one I posted goes viral and fucking gaf gets the credit in the article:D

I'm just cross posting all my new memes on the chans now, to see if the Codex can help to take Bioware down.

Trump knows nothing about filthy leakers, who is leaking memes to Neogaf? How can those sad cucks get any credit when they are afraid to post anything in case they get banned?

 

[Space Satan]