Bard's Tale crises with no non-combat solutions as solo nano

[Zed]

What the FUCK!! ineptile "entertainment".

2 crises:
space ship tour
epic gay battle of doors and tentacles before heart of bloom

the first one is unbeatable as solo char, period, designed by a mongoloid.

the second one is impossible as well because you get overwhelmed even if lucky with stealth, quake misses and enemies getting stuck in doorways. I managed to get to the butthole ONCE and used my powers on it but it said "not enough, need to do it one more time". christ.

so much for their "play as you want" philosophy.

 

[Johannes]

Sounds realistic, you can't just do whatever you want and hope to succeed.

First good thing I heard about this game.

 

[Zed]

it's taking me ~3-4 hours but i think im beating the gay battle of doors (game doesn't reset crises)

 

[Zed]

well I beat the game

the door/tentacle battle was a fun challenge in the end but that other stuff was just frustrating.

pretty short ending sequence when you've told all followers you met to fuck off.

 

[Zed]

image of the butthole opening

 

[Excidium II]

punished for playing a shit game,

 

[vivec]

image of the butthole opening

Lol. Why so underpowered?

 

[Zed]

Lol. Why so underpowered?

why not? it's a game about learning to read and the combat is junk.

 

[vivec]

I had 32 Int pool at for this battle. 6 great spells and bazillion passives. I didn't try solo though. I guess stealth is super important for that.