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Zarniwoop

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I believe it's called futebol

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I like how they had to speed up the video because IRL women's soccer is super slow.
 

Roqua

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You guys are a bunch of jerks. In a couple years I could have read this post and laughed but you had and go and be all hipster and delete it all and change it to the usual codex nonsense bleatings from my usual genius posts. Now I, and the few people who like me, will be deprived of this future laughter because you guys are idiots.

Okay, let's make deal. I'll stop doing something you guys want if you stop fucking with all my posts. How does that sound? Want me to stop pointing out how retarded you all are and how you only like console games? I guess I can ignore the fact that you guys are retarded and want to be mods of a site that is supposed to be about rpgs and you only like console games that have very lite to no rpg elements. Do we have a deal, you fucking pricks? If not, what would you retards like me to stop doing? Hell, if you want me to stop posting here I don't mind. I self banned myself for almost a decade. But reading the genius posts I make after I forget about them makes me laugh and this fucking with my post posterity has to end please.

It would be nice if you removed jrpg from your Oriental game subforum since according to everyone the game has to be oriental in some way to go there, and being a jrpg is not a requirement. You must see that naming the subforum jrpg and not requiring the games to be anything like a jrpg or even an rpg is just not good labeling or naming.

It would also be nice if we all decided to call soccer soccer since it is soccer and it is the only answer that makes sense. Football is football and soccer is soccer. Come on, get with the fucking program.
 

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Yes it's where they dress up in armour (or armor as they would say) and run into each other at full speed for no reason. And on very rare occasions a ball might be somewhere in the vicinity of a foot, but most of the time the player holds it like in rugby.
 

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When will Americans learn that world does not revolve around them and they are not the only English-speaking country in the universe?

When will third world countries filled with savages realize cosmetic dentistry is good and monarchies are fucking retarded and were outdated centuries ago in all civilized places on Earth. If your main qualification of the country's ruler is popping out of the right stinkhole, your country is a fucking joke. We can do this all day, you fucking monkey.
 

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Yeah monarchies are retarded, like Bush 2.0 and soon to be Clinton 2.0
 

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American football? Isn't that like rugby, but for sissies?

Baseball, isn't that like cricket but for civilized people from the 1st world? Saying real football players in the NFL are sissies is a very retarded thing to say, even for a Jew hater.
 

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Yeah monarchies are retarded, like Bush 2.0 and soon to be Clinton 2.0

What is your argument? Popping out of the right stinkhole is the correct way to chose a leader? Your queen is a whore, I am happy Diana the fucking cunt whore was killed by your kind, and I'm happy some inbred red headed super cracker will take over your shithole third world country just because he popped out of some whore's stinkhole. But she was the right whore to pop out of the stinkhole of. Fucking third world savages.
 

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Baseball, isn't that like cricket but for civilized people from the 1st world?

Baseball is:

  • Rounders for 'men'
  • Cricket for people who don't actually want to watch or play a sport and only want to sit and drink.
Take your pick. I appreciate that cricket can be complicated, requiring such things as technique and planning, and also skill, and sometimes all you want to do is hit a ball hard and drink beer. There's no shame in that.

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When will Americans learn that world does not revolve around them and they are not the only English-speaking country in the universe?

When will third world countries filled with savages realize cosmetic dentistry is good and monarchies are fucking retarded and were outdated centuries ago in all civilized places on Earth. If your main qualification of the country's ruler is popping out of the right stinkhole, your country is a fucking joke. We can do this all day, you fucking monkey.

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We have democracy here XDDDDDDD
 

Roqua

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Wow, you guys are really into Kings and Queens, aren't you? How retro and hipster of all of you. And when I said you like Queens I meant your fucking savage government and your soccer players. Eww, burn!!!!!! That was like really edgy or something. So edgy I have to do this to myself-
Wow, you guys are really into Kings and Queens, aren't you? How retro and hipster of all of you. And when I said you like Queens I meant your fucking savage government and your soccer players. Eww, burn!!!!!! That was like really edgy or something. So edgy I have to do this to myself-

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American 'football' pffft..


And since some devs may have a problem with a team called All Blacks, let's include a French gentleman into discussion.

 

Zarniwoop

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What is your argument? Popping out of the right stinkhole is the correct way to chose a leader? Your queen is a whore, I am happy Diana the fucking cunt whore was killed by your kind, and I'm happy some inbred red headed super cracker will take over your shithole third world country just because he popped out of some whore's stinkhole. But she was the right whore to pop out of the stinkhole of. Fucking third world savages.

Queen? Only queen around here is you. Point is that the Kwa also gets leaders based on who their family is. And what's worse, they get to decide and they STILL choose that way, wherein a monarchy at least the public has the excuse of not having a choice.
 

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