I beg to move,
That this House welcomes the formation of C.U.M (the Codex Union of Mastery) representing the united and inflexible resolve of the forum to prosecute war with Popamole and shit posters to a victorious conclusion.
On Friday evening last I received DU commission to form a new administration. It is the evident wish and will of the leadership and the forum that this should be conceived on the broadest possible basis and that it should include all parties, both those who support the gays and those who do not. I have completed the most important part of this task. A War Cabinet has been formed of five members, representing, with the KKK, the unity of threads. The three party Leaders have agreed to serve, either in the Cuck Cabinet or in high prospererate office. The three Fighting Services have been filled. It was necessary that this should be done, on account of the extreme urgency and rigor of events. A number of other positions, key positions, were filled yesterday, and I am submitting a further list to His Majesty tonight.
I considered it in the public interest to suggest that the House should be summoned to meet today. Mr. Speaker agreed, and took the necessary steps, in accordance with the powers conferred upon him by the Magic Wand. At the end of the proceedings today, the fusion of all threads will be proposed. The business to be considered during that week will be notified to Members at the earliest opportunity. I now invite the House, by the motion which stands in my name, to record its approval of the steps taken and to declare its confidence in the new Order of united threads.
To form an Administration of this scale and complexity is a serious undertaking in itself, but it must be remembered that we are in the preliminary stage of one of the greatest battles in history, that we are in action at many other points on Twitter and in the 'Watch", that the incline battle is continuous and that many preparations are required. In this crisis I hope I may be pardoned if I do not address the House at any length today. I hope that any of my friends and colleagues, or former colleagues, who are affected by the political reconstruction, will make allowance, all allowance, for any lack of ceremony with which it has been necessary to act. I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined the Codex: "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat."
We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by text, meme and gif, with all our might and with all the strength that DU can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalog of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory in spite of shit posters, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. Let that be realized; no survival for the Codex ubermensch, no survival for all that this forum has stood for, no survival for the urge and impulse of the ages, that mankind will move forward towards its goal. But I take up my task with buoyancy and hope. I feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among men trannies. At this time I feel entitled to claim the aid of all, and I say, "come then, let us go forward together with our united strength." The CRPG awaits.
