Vapourware Old Blood Bowl season stuff

[Darth Roxor]

So me and Desocupado's match is over.

Much butthurt and two deaths (1 regen'd tho ). A worthy opener to be sure.

validated

 

[hoverdog]

Spoiler

1-1 from a super amazing +5 difficulty pass to my nurgle warrior.

now even nurglites getting all elf-style with them frisky passes

what has this league become

 

[Absalom]

so Absalom when pleh? Our timezones are pretty far apart so we should probably try and do it this weekend. I'll try and catch you on steam tomorrow, since real time scheduling is usually easier anyway.

My AV7 fears the reaper chainsaw

Yeah almost definitely it'll happen this weekend. Depends on how busy (drunk) I am

Also don't worry about the chainsaw that much my team has a proud tradition of failing the first bribe roll of every game

 

[Grunker]

Stompa, there are six billion Stompas on steam, so please add me. I'm Grunker. Also, I forgot to take time zones into account, (I just got up) but I'm ready for you whenever. Tag me here when you're ready or add me on Steam.

EDIT: High Elves and Dark Elves are getting on rite nao.

 

[Grunker]

High Elves and Dark Elves have played. A nice game of pretty OK Blood Bowl from both teams, but disappointingly few injuries. The only serious one was re-rolled to BH by Stompa. Thanks for the game man

(my dev console opened during my chance for a TD so I couldn't do anything - anyone know how to shut that shit off?)

Replay: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3613210/Replay_2014-11-01_10-26-52.db

Spoiler

2-1 to the High Elves. Could have been 3-1, but a combination of well-executed defense from Stompa, as well as a blatant misclick + the open dev console meant it wasn't meant to be.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Corporate Hell played the Knights of Codexia

Blizzard all match led to much (more than usual) distrust vs gfis.

FFS WHY WON'T THAT KROX ROLL ACTUAL INJURIES INSTEAD OF KONSTANT KOS

replay for anyone interested https://www.dropbox.com/s/mqmpxygurdq8pr7/Replay_2014-11-01_10-26-18.db

Spoiler

2:1 for the lizards, dead block lino, mng block saudi

 

[Darth Roxor]

High Elves and Dark Elves have played.

es validated

 

[Stompa]

If only I didn't derp when I got Perfect Defence

But at least my blitzer rolled dubs, that's gotta count for something.

 

[Grunker]

High Elves and Dark Elves have played.

es validated

just a normal skill-up on my thrower

I have the most vanilla team in the history of Blood Bowl. One double on a blitzer, rest is just faggotry.

 

[Stompa]

High Elves and Dark Elves have played.

es validated

just a normal skill-up on my thrower

I have the most vanilla team in the history of Blood Bowl. One double on a blitzer, rest is just faggotry.

You're playing elves, faggotry is to be expected

 

[hoverdog]

and I'm just sitting here waiting for Humppaleka

Spoiler

masturbating and weeping

 

[Darth Roxor]

You're playing elves, faggotry is to be expected

Not just any elves.

worst elves.

REMOVE ASURYAN remove asuryan
you are worst elf. you are the elf idiot you are the elf smell. return to ulthuan. to our breton cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,loren we will never forgeve you. highborn rascal FUck but fuck asshole elf stink loren sqhipere shqipare..elf genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead elf..ahahahahahLOREN WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .hahahahaha idiot elf smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE ASURYAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. empire+kislev+tilea+estalia=kill elf…you will ww2/ tupac alive in altdorf, tupac making album of altdorf . fast rap tupac altdorf. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink elf… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in altdorf ….fuck the breton ,..FUCKk ashol elfs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the elf farm aminal with rap magic now we the emprah rule .ape of the zoo phoenix king fukc the great slaanesh and lay egg this egg hatch and malekith wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. empire greattst countrey

 

[Grunker]

Dude chill out

 

[Absalom]

Jaedar and I finished our game.

Spoiler

it went exactly how you'd think elves vs. goblins would work out

 

[Jaedar]

I played against Absalom

Spoiler

It was not a terribly interesting game. Absalom couldn't get the elves to die properly, so they proceeded to steal the ball and hoard it.

The only injuries were badly hurts.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Absalom , my man, you need to learn to 5-man foul high bounty targets.

 

[Grunker]

We're only two matches short of progressing? :O

Hallelujah!

 

[Darth Roxor]

We're only two matches short of progressing? :O

Hallelujah!

yeah but we're probably gon have to wait the entire week for humppaleka

 

[Absalom]

Absalom , my man, you need to learn to 5-man foul high bounty targets.

Nucka I missed ONE foul. But no worries, I'll be sure to make it up on those slow lizards next match day

 

[Jaedar]

Absalom , my man, you need to learn to 5-man foul high bounty targets.

Nucka I missed ONE foul. But no worries, I'll be sure to make it up on those slow lizards next match day

I definately acknowledge your agenda.

 

[Grunker]

 

[Darth Roxor]

Absalom , my man, you need to learn to 5-man foul high bounty targets.

Nucka I missed ONE foul. But no worries, I'll be sure to make it up on those slow lizards next match day

I definately acknowledge your agenda.

dont worry jaedar i'll yet have 6 str5 saudis before the last match day

 

[Darth Roxor]

 

[Berekän]

First victory for the matriarchy! It was pretty much a bashfest, and man, oh man, I didn't expect to get all but one of my players knocked down on that pitch invasion.

 

[TripJack]

living dead losing a bashfest to a bunch of girls.... whats next? losing a bashfest to a bunch of midgets?