Let's awaken Dragon Age: Awakening! (COMPLETED!)

[Gondolin]

What kind of cheating is Behemoth doing? I'm not sure what you guys are referring to.

He removed the screenshot.

There was a message from a healing script in the upper-left corner of a screenshot.

 

[DaveO]

Since the OP has cheated at least twice, maybe he can come up with a code to instantly win the game.

 

[RK47]

No He must suffer through it. Or just use bows and win the game.

 

[lightbane]

Why do you bother playing fair anyways? Just make an arcane warrior/blood mage combo and go full retard, it seems the game wants you to do it.

 

[DarthBehemoth]

Time for another update (this time without cheats)

What... where am I? What is happening?

Looks like JUSTICE was brought back as well

The spirit of Justice? How did you get here?

Yes, I sense a disturnbance in the force. The Dark side is strong in this... Do I need to go on?

How? Isn't she dead, just like all the others?

You misunderstand

It just keeps getting better and better, don't it guys?

Great. I suppose she'll even be stronger by now?

As RPG junkies, you should already know the answer

The green clouds are fade portals, they spit out Demons, Shades and all that other shit

She got that right.

Maybe in your realm. But in my realm, I have enough money to buy your realm.

That will not happen, demon

Explain that "bow down before me" part again

Shall I use smaller words?

Uh-oh. Not good

The Baroness just changed into a pride demon.

She summons Fade portals to stop us. Deal with the Portals, so your party can focus on the Baroness.

Bye-bye witch

You don't know where they went?

The Darkspawn are who the Grey Wardens fight

Don't worry man. I won't let JUSTICE die

Join me. The body you inhabit belonged to a Grey Warden

To serve JUSTICE!

It would be an honor

I will. Should I call you Kirstoff, then?

JUSTICE!

* * * *

Well hehehe. NO

They're talking about the call of the Archdemons, not Justin Bieber

* * * *

You were Kirstoff's wife?

Not anymore

IN YOUR FACE!

JUSTICE FAIL

Poor woman. It must be a shock to learn like this

Where would we even look for her?

I'll see what I can do

* * * *
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S TIME FOR A NEW EPISODE OF DR. PHIL

ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have some very special guests. JUSTICE, a spirit from the Fade got inprisoned in the body of Kirstoff, Aura's husband...

Now JUSTICE, is there something you want to say to Aura?

The Darkspawn. Yes, I understand

Now don't you feel better?

I think so, yes

Outside, we meet a familiar face

Are you by chance a mage?

Warden-Commander Codexer, at your service

Where?

(Persuade) Indulge me. These events affect more than just mages.

This is a recipe for disaster

That is troubling

It's sidequesting time!

What's she doing in the wending wood?

Let's tell Mervis his Caravans are safe.

It was an elf ambushing your caravans

It doesn't matter. It's dealt with now

(Persuade) That's it? After all I've done?

NEXT UPDATE: We take care of the last sidequests and then it's time for the endgame!

 

[racofer]

How come Wayne didn't recognize you?

 

[DarthBehemoth]

How come Wayne didn't recognize you?

I started this LP with a new character. If you start a new game your character is not the hero from Origins.

 

[racofer]

Then I suggest you play through Origins and import a proper character into Awakening and scratch this whole LP already!

 

[DarthBehemoth]

But I don't want to suffer through Origins again.

 

[Gondolin]

They're talking about the call of the Archdemons, not Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber's songs are the call of the Archdemon of Stupidity.

 

[Brother None]

Why not?

No, seriously. Why the fuck not?

 

[laclongquan]

Why dont you find a complete save from Origins, import it into this and change attributes/skills/whatever to your taste. That way the peanut gallery, Racofer-kun, wont have much to complain and you dont have to suffer Origins?

 

[DarthBehemoth]

Why dont you find a complete save from Origins, import it into this and change attributes/skills/whatever to your taste. That way the peanut gallery, Racofer-kun, wont have much to complain and you dont have to suffer Origins?

Well, importing A save from Origins doesn't affect much. Of course your equipment, stats, skills etc. carry over. But it doesn't affect dialouge and quest much.

 

[DarthBehemoth]

Time to finish the last sidequests

STFU midget

Hey, you bumped into her.

Looks like most of my companions fucked something up in their past lives

Ouch

Hey, free gold trinket!

And then Berath would have killed me

(Sigh) It's in the past. We should move on Commander.

We promised earlier to rid Amarathine of it's smuggler problem so...

The Amaranthine people are my people

How do I find the smugglers?

Time to beat the shit out of these goons!

The lovely smell of blood in the morning...

Will the smugglers ever run out of Hired Goons?

There's an abandoned house that may lead to their den.

Wrong. In bioware games: where there's a guard, there is FUCKING FILLER COMBAT

We take care of the Leader and move on...

You're Needa, Keenan's wife?

She's cheating on him? Awwww...

Here it comes...

Yes. He died making the world better for all of us
:violin:

Awww. come on, I'm no Dr Phil

You're cheating on him, aren't you?

Time to complete the smuggler's quest

Time to head out to the Wending Wood, to complete Wyne's sidequest

You're standing in my dirt

Is that a problem?

I'm not really into gardening

Are you Ines, the Botanist?

No, we've read your facebook profile. 23 years, my ass

Wyne told me to find you

Uldred was the boss of the Mages questline in Origins. He becomes an abomination and goes all crazy and tried to kill everyone.

The college of the Magi is meeting. She wants you to go

Well, yes

This is why i fucking hate gardening

If I find the seeds for you, will you go to Cumberland?

Go on, now. If I'm going to be traveling, I'll need to make preparations

Found it.

Save this trippy nature bullshit for another LP, we've got better things to do.

Meanwhile, back at the Keep...

Perhaps you should help us, instead.

It is right, because humainty is just fucking things up. We always like to fuck things up

Are you saying we're "friends" now

This line is extremely similiar to this line, spoken by Mata Nui (from BIONICLE):

Strange. I have worn many titles, been called a lot of things ... but never 'friend.

I guess it applies here as well.

Time to talk to Sigrun about that little midget bitch we encountered in Amaranthine

Or maybe your just an unlucky midget.

She was too hard on you.

No she wasn't. It's all true

But now you're Grey Warden scum

You're not the person you used to be.

She starts talking Legion bullcrap again.

We'll go as soon as possible

Thank you

Let's head to Amaranthine to set things right

I don't like you bitch.

Sigrun, will you ever learn?

That means a lot to Sigrun, so you'd better apppreciate it

So she redeems herself by stealing? WTF

And that's it for now

NEXT UPDATE: It's endgame time!

 

[Jaedar]

Hello Alistair, decided to grow a beard and join a groups of bandits did you? That's cool.

Endgame already? Although I guess we have been to 4 locations already now that you mention it.

 

[anus_pounder]

From the way things are going, I'm pretty sure DarthBehemoth's face is going to permanently look like

if the game doesn't end soon.

 

[Radisshu]

This entire thing just seems so incredibly... BLAND.

 

[TripJack]

why would he look like me?

Also, MOAR!

 

[Radisshu]

why would he look like me?

Also, MOAR!

Because "once you peer too deeply into the darkness, etc etc"

 

[Phelot]

This game looks remarkably boring and ugly. I salute the OP, however for providing proof.

 

[DarthBehemoth]

Oh, god, I'm almost done with this LP! Let's start with the beginning of the end.

Lord Eddelbrek, this is the Commander of the Grey's council, not yours

Pull yourself together. In war there are casualties.

THIS IS SPARRRTTAAAA!

What is it, girl?

Crap

At least now your stupid villages are safe

Hey, if Shepard can do it...

We must try

That would be me, then? It's never dull here

Can't leave that sort of thing to the lowly peons, can we?

Who do you want to take with you, Commander?

I won't deny Sigrun's request. She's with me

I'm already dead--I've got nothing to lose

And the Mage, Anders

He's been with us since the beginning after all. It's time for a promotion.

And here I thought I'd retire to the country with a plump wife and several nudible misteresses.

Eh okay. Ewww.

I suppose it'll have to wait

JUSTICE, you're with me.

So basically, he's not going to help. Great.

Looks like the Darkspawn already took the city

We're still errand boys after all.

What happened?

The city still stands. It is not lost

HELL YEAH

For fuck sakes. WHAT NOW!

Stand down, Constable

Ah Christ goddamnit

Vigil's Keep is under attack?

Fuck the Mother.

Wow

And what shall I do?
* Burn the City and race to Vigil's Keep
* Save Amaranthine and hope the Vigil survives

 

[lightbane]

Why is that a question? Do the XTREME thing and burn the city, the less characters of Dragon Age survive the better. Also, once you're done you still have the other DLCs

 

[anus_pounder]

Why is that a question? Do the XTREME thing and burn the city, the less characters of Dragon Age survive the better. Also, once you're done you still have the other DLCs

 

[taplonaplo]

Why is that a question? Do the XTREME thing and burn the city, the less characters of Dragon Age survive the better. Also, once you're done you still have the other DLCs

 

[Radisshu]