Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Zed
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I've began a career as a VA. Pls watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j8qkgQLZu0 Mar 10, 2018

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    1. Zed
      Zed
      Gish is back due to popular demand.
      1. Pipeweed brofisted this.
      2. Ulminati
        Ulminati
        Huzzah!
        Aug 2, 2012
    2. VentilatorOfDoom
      VentilatorOfDoom
      Lillian Gish was better.
      1. anus_pounder brofisted this.
    3. Zed
      Zed
      yes I'm a penguin now. very nice.
    4. sgc_meltdown
      sgc_meltdown
      if I may be so forward why are you so suddenly penguin
      1. Zed
        Zed
        a wizard turned me into one
        Jul 30, 2012
      2. sgc_meltdown
        sgc_meltdown
        you know that doesn't tell me whether the wizard was good or evil
        Jul 30, 2012
      3. Zed
        Zed
        I never got to ask him
        Jul 30, 2012
    5. Zed
      Zed
      Lillian Gish is trapped in my avatar, increasingly agonized by the horrors of the Codex.
    6. Gregz
      Gregz
      brolisting a fellow Judas Priest fan
      1. Excidium brofisted this.
    7. Zed
      Zed
      The staff turned into George Sanders! What amazing power.
    8. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      Does the staff confer a negative level onto chaotic creatures who weild it that same way a holy avenger would on an evil creature? Also, remember that once your staff has a +6 or equivalent bonus (including enchanted properties) it counts as an artifact in respect to spells such as Mordenkainens Arcane Disjunction which may be undesirable.
      1. Zed
        Zed
        It's simply a +4 THAC0, with a +3 flat damage bonus to the die roll. To chaotic retardos only. It's not a +4 weapon. It is simply a +0, +4 vs alignment. I don't know if items can be that tho, most weapons I've seen in IE games have been at least +1, with a +4 special bonus.
        Feb 9, 2012
      2. Ulminati
        Ulminati
        Yeah, a weapon needs at least a +1 bonus before you can apply other properties (such as Chaotic Retardo Bane) to them. Although in AD&D special rules applied once a weapons total enchantment bonus exceeded +3. (I was assuming your staff followed the 3.0 conventions, hence why I assumed it wouldn't gain artifact properties until a total enchantment bonus of +6)
        Feb 9, 2012
      3. Zed
        Zed
        I ought to fix that.
        Feb 9, 2012
    9. Zed
      Zed
      Oh wow, +4 vs. Chaotic Retardo. It must be super effective.
    10. Zed
      Zed
      Enchanted my staff to +3.
    11. Zed
      Zed
      Enchanted my staff to +2.
    12. Zed
      Zed
      Enchanted my staff to +1.
    13. Zed
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