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Badass. Professor Badass. Feb 22, 2013

Taluntain was last seen:
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    1. fantadomat
      What is you favourite rpg?
      1. Taluntain
        PS:T for the story, BG1 & IWD1 for the exploration
        Jan 11, 2018
      2. fantadomat
        It is strange that not many people list Arcanum as their favourite. For me the best exploration rpg is Gothic 3. On story one i am with you. I must say that i do hate PS:T for how good it is. Ten years later and i still can't replay it because it is fresh in my mind.
        Jan 11, 2018
    2. Cudgel
      You seem to avoid much drama...this worries me.
      1. Taluntain
        I had a dramatic hamster once.
        Dec 7, 2017
        Cudgel brofisted this.
    3. tmux
      Watchwitz is a low brow move but it appears I hit close to home when I pointed out just how incompetent you are at running a website. Glad to see you getting so upset.
      1. Bumvelcrow
        More likely everyone is just sick of listening to a stuck record, or looping MP3 for the youngsters tuning in.
        Nov 24, 2017
      2. asfasdf
        You earned it
        Nov 24, 2017
        gaussgunner brofisted this.
      3. fantadomat
        Really disappointed in his tag! tmux is totally not edgy, he is the most dullest thing that i have seen on the codex,couldn't even read his posts. tmux please stop wasting oxygen and dishonour the edgy guild. Tmux be a good boy and go breath some mustard gas,it goes well with a cocktail of bleach,strontium and sparkle of arsenic. Ah don't forget the umbrella.
        Nov 29, 2017
    4. Aenra
      I keep forgetting to click that fucking button up top that takes me to GOG, but i've read in some thread here that any hotlinking 'counts' as well. Is that true?
      Also, what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, thanks.
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      2. Aenra
        Got it, thanks. And once the server churns out the ultimate answer, remember i asked first.
        Mar 6, 2017
      3. Taluntain
        42, obviously. Duh.
        Mar 7, 2017
        Aenra brofisted this.
      4. Aenra
        Mar 7, 2017
        Taluntain brofisted this.
    5. NeoKino
      Sorcerors.net + Rpgcodex = consensual non homosexual butt buddies
    6. Excommunicator
      Tell us about your RPG ok
      1. Excidium II
        Excidium II
        Oct 27, 2016
    7. Curious_Tongue
      I don't know much about you
      1. Taluntain
        Oct 27, 2016
        Aenra brofisted this.
    8. The Nameless Pun
      The Nameless Pun
      fuck you asshole, ban me, i dare you, I'm shitting all moderators but no one can ban me, I will destroy your discussions, die asshole with your family, you cannot ban me 'cause I can find personal info of other accounts, die asshole with your girlfriend whore, worthless shit
      1. Chinese Jetpilot
        Chinese Jetpilot
        Tell 'em Eminem.
        Apr 29, 2016
        Matt7895 brofisted this.
    9. Sankarihauta
      tally tootin.
      1. Night Goat brofisted this.
    10. Severian Silk
      Severian Silk
      Can you explain your low brofist ratio? Are you a cretin?
      1. Taluntain
        Could be, Fred. Could be!
        Nov 21, 2015
        Matt7895 brofisted this.
    11. TheUnFlickable2
    12. crojipjip
      hey tally tootin. If you're shoutbox bugs out on me again, I will call the Australian center for disease control.
      1. agentorange brofisted this.
      2. thesoup
        Joke's on you, Taluntian isn't Australian.
        Aug 22, 2015
      3. Taluntain
        You have to tell them to get DU instead.
        Aug 22, 2015
    13. Sduibek
      Cacodemon <3
    14. Dreaad
      1. Taluntain brofisted this.
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      3. Lambchop19
        Also, start a youtube channel and post video reviews along with your text reviews. Just have someone read the text review and put footage and/or screenshots of the video game in the background that cycle over and over. Anything to get your users viewing something you can actually put ads on.

        Just trying to help a bro out tho. Don't take it as me telling you what to do. Again, you know your site better than I do.
        Aug 11, 2015
      4. Taluntain
        Yea, it's not really my site though and making money has never been the primary focus here, beyond making sure that we can pay all the bills. A newsletter and videos would almost certainly be productive, but unless someone was willing to take that on, it's not gonna happen. All the staff work done here is volunteer pretty much.
        Aug 12, 2015
      5. Taluntain
        If we wanted to run the Codex as a serious business, we'd need to take a much more serious approach as well and I'm not sure that anyone's that keen on the idea.
        Aug 12, 2015
    15. TheUnFlickable2
      1. Night Goat brofisted this.
      2. Taluntain
        Damn graffiti artists.
        Jul 24, 2015
    16. flabbyjack
      I ran across Taluntain's Staff in Pillars of Eternity
      1. Taluntain
        Our concept wasn't as disappointing as Obsidian's implementation.
        May 8, 2015
      2. flabbyjack
        The weapon or the game? :)
        May 8, 2015
      3. Taluntain
        Heh... I'll say the weapon. :D
        May 8, 2015
    17. MrRichard999
      Is the sorcerers.net site yours? I see you deal with stuff with Amazon and wanted to know if you could like purchases from Amazon.jp like the Japanese Wizardry titles. Not sure if its doable :)
      1. Taluntain
        I'm not sure if this is what you're asking but an affiliate account has to be registered for each Amazon separately so it's not that easy if you don't speak that Amazon's language... also, we're getting so little traffic from non-English Amazons that it's not really worth having accounts open for them.
        Mar 27, 2015
    18. crojipjip
      Can you start a minecraft server for rpgcodex? Think of all the fun that would be. Also you could accept donations for it.
      1. Taluntain
        I think there is one already, or used to be anyway...
        Jan 12, 2015
    19. Taluntain
      Badass. Professor Badass.
      1. anus_pounder brofisted this.
    20. crojipjip
      hey bro I invited jay wilson to come work on ungame. keep a look out.
      1. anus_pounder brofisted this.
    21. TheWesDude
      you are the one we talk to about for info on not using paypal to do "donations" to pay for patron status right? send me the relevant info by PM, i prefer to use amazon. if you do not have a setup with amazon, then a mailing address and payee info will suffice i guess.
      1. anus_pounder brofisted this.
    22. crojipjip
      Let me enter GD or SCIENCE. Those people need to be schooled on logic and reason.
      1. anus_pounder brofisted this.
    23. flabbyjack
      Anger is fleeting, remorse is eternal.
      1. anus_pounder brofisted this.
    24. Taluntain
      I has a status?
      1. anus_pounder brofisted this.
      2. Konjad
        You do.
        Mar 15, 2012
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