Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Phelot
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Phelot

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I don't know. I just don't know. Apr 11, 2012

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    1. Crispy
      Crispy
      Would you be sad if I left?
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      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        Probably too much caffeine, as usual. Shhh, I'm actually trolling. Pretty immature, eh?
        Jul 19, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        Or am I?
        Jul 19, 2012
      4. Phelot
        Phelot
        With my new powers, I can warn people about you by warning you. Crispy, power is great. You should strive to become a mod too, though you would be underneath me.
        Jul 19, 2012
    2. Satori
      Satori
      Moderator eh?
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
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      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        You are now considered one of 'them'. The establishment. The man. You are no longer cool.
        Jul 19, 2012
      4. Phelot
        Phelot
        You're just mad because Street Lethal got connections now. You should see the resources I have now, the intel... the power
        Jul 19, 2012
      5. Crispy
        Crispy
        obv I was kidding about the not being cool thing as evidenced by my above statements.
        Jul 19, 2012
    3. Crispy
      Crispy
      And now you've been shown up in public in a medium I don't even excel in, rap.
      Is there no end to your shame?
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      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        oh, you mean like "zealot"? Why didn't you use that in a rhyme then, Homie?
        Jun 16, 2012
      3. Phelot
        Phelot
        I said it is normally pronounced the way I said. Why are you so old? Why can't you understand?! WHY?!?!?!?

        Let me put it this way. I think you know how "Crispy" is pronounced, but to be a bit more creative I might say "Crispay" but why would I say something as lame as "Crispoatsy?" That doesn't make sense.

        I can't help that you're too white to understand urban lingo, but I'll pray for the end of your ignorance.
        Jun 16, 2012
      4. Crispy
        Crispy
        lol I first read that as "I will pray for the end of your existence"
        Jun 16, 2012
    4. Crispy
      Crispy
      I wouldn't even want vots in the Crispites. You may have my castoffs, Street Lethal.
    5. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      Hey phelot you got any sisters or (female) nieces?
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
      2. Phelot
        Phelot
        I have a male niece
        Jun 15, 2012
    6. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      You are not half the man @Crispy is, phel00t. And the fact that he's a virgin at 40+ says something.
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
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      3. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        That right. You are big fucking ZERO. One can never have enough, even in infinite quantities, whatever the fuck that could possibly mean.
        Jun 15, 2012
      4. Phelot
        Phelot
        Shimmy shimmy ya ya! Gimme more of that raw!

        Why did you capitalize all the letters in "zero?" That isn't proper English!
        Jun 15, 2012
      5. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        No but it sure is proper AMERICAN. Since when have you become an Uncle Tom, sucking up to English people?
        Jun 15, 2012
    7. Wyrmlord
      Wyrmlord
      4 stalkers for you, 8 stalkers for Crispy.

      Remain in denial, Street Lethal!
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      3. Phelot
        Phelot
        Well, then who was it then? Eh tough guy?! Riddle me that
        Jun 15, 2012
      4. Crispy
        Crispy
        I'll give you a hint. They're now Crispites. :smug:
        Jun 15, 2012
      5. Phelot
        Phelot
        :Yawn:

        You bore me. BEGONE FROM MY PAGE
        Jun 15, 2012
    8. Wyrmlord
      Wyrmlord
      Crispy is more popular than you. It's why good guys finish last and Crispites always come out on top.
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
      2. Phelot
        Phelot
        Crispy will never be as popular as me. NEVER
        Jun 15, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        It is... inevitable.
        Jun 15, 2012
    9. Commissar Draco
      Commissar Draco
      Nope just :troll: the :codexisfor:

      My points stands; it's better to be cruel than weak though... OK Goodnight My Nigga.
      1. anus_pounder and Phelot Brofist this.
      2. Phelot
        Phelot
        So be it
        May 18, 2012
      3. Johannes
        Johannes
        Is that what Christ taught you dear Commissar
        May 24, 2012
    10. Crispy
      Crispy
      *awkwardly tries to spray paint something resembling a picture of Emma Watson on the wall, fucks it all up, gets paint all over himself, then walks away grumbling*
    11. Crispy
      Crispy
      Phelot, I wanted to let you know that sheek just joined the Crispites. That makes seven stalkers, so there's eight of us total now. I see you only have six stalkers. Your time in this world is limited.
      1. Phelot
        Phelot
        Yes, but my stalkers are of a higher caliber
        May 3, 2012
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        Keep telling that to yourself. I'm sure it will bring you comfort when you wake up in a cold sweat tonight. The Crispites await. We plan. We lurk. Soon, we will strike.
        May 3, 2012
    12. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      What would it mean for rape? If a rapist penetrated his victim and then unpenetrated her... would he have raped her at all? Or would the victim have been a victim in the end?
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
    13. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      Brother, what if intercourse worked like the brofist button? That you could penetrate a woman and then unpenetrate her at your whim? Think of the implications.
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
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      3. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Juvenily elementary comebacks are the best you can do? Geesus. I'm so utterly repulsed, I think I'll just stop stalking.
        May 3, 2012
      4. Phelot
        Phelot
        My plan worked! A new breakthrough in stalker therapy proven true!

        You'll be well in a few days and you'll forget this ever happened. Now rest, my child.
        May 3, 2012
      5. villain of the story
        May 3, 2012
    14. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      Hello World.
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
    15. Phelot
      Phelot
      I don't know. I just don't know.
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
    16. Crispy
      Crispy
      What does that warning mean? What was the challenge?
    17. Phelot
      Phelot
      Hey look, I got a warning!
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
    18. Phelot
      Phelot
      It looks more professional that way.
      1. anus_pounder Brofists this.
    19. Crispy
      Crispy
      I'm going to try to start a conversation simultaneously with SMA and Kaiserin. This should be entertaining. (I'm bored)
    20. Crispy
      Crispy
      Why are you using the popamole comment option? Just write what you want to say up here. Durr.
    21. Crispy
      Crispy
      Is this the only content on your profile page? WTF? Mine is up to two pages already!

      Anyway, I'm here to inform you that you post too much. DU assigned me to the Codex Prolific Poster Reduction Committee, and I must inform you that you're now my special project.

      Stop posting so much or there will be fines levied. I will be monitoring you. Have a nice day.
      1. Phelot
        Phelot
        Get out of my page or I'll pray for you some more.
        Apr 10, 2012
    22. LundB
      LundB
      I'm a friend of Marathon and Pathways into Darkness. I don't know Myth too well but he seems like a pretty cool guy from the few times we've met. However, I've never met the foreigner, Oni, and I don't really socialize with Halo, since he just isn't as interesting or fun as his older brothers, and tends to hang out with a rather immature crowd.

      Do I still fit in the Codex Friends of Bungie Club?
      1. anus_pounder and Phelot Brofist this.
      2. Phelot
        Phelot
        Yes, of course. You should really give Myth a try if you like realtime tactical games. Think: Dark Omen but with individual units.
        Mar 20, 2012
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